Monday, July 20, 2009

Salon Kitty (Italy, 1976)

Although films narrating the malodorous deeds of the decadent Nazis have been around almost as long as the National Socialists themselves, the 1970s saw the filmmakers—especially those makers of Euro-sleaze—embrace this genre wholeheartedly, using the mask of history as justification to flash a lot of breast, an occasional penis and a ton of perverse sex and torture. Love Camp 7 (1969) is an early and infamous entry to the genre, but the two films that more or less signal the true beginning of this genre's popularity are probably the Lilian Cavini's pretentious art-house staple The Night Porter (1974/trailer) and the much more honestly exploitive Canadian entry from Don Edmonds, Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1974/trailer). Once these films and their box office takings whetted the tongue of trash filmmakers, similar films began creeping out of the western world's crevasses with great regularity.
As normal when it comes to such softcore Euro-exploitation, Italy especially took this new pseudo-historical subgenera to heart and regurgitated dozens of perverse-nazis-and-their-sexual-desire films over the next decade. Titles such as Cesare Canevari's Gestapo's Last Orgy (1976) , Erwin C. Deitrich's Eine Armee Gretchen/Frauleins In Uniform (a German entry from 1974), Luigi Batzella's La Bestia in calore/SS Hell Camp (1977/trailer) and Bruno Mattei's two offerings from 1977, Cassa privata per le SS/SS Girls and KZ9-Lager di Sterminio/Woman's Camp 119 tend to sound better than they are, though lovers of trash generally will find something entertaining in them, especially since the horrendous dubbing normally adds so much unintentional humor to the grimy proceedings.
Amongst the more semi-serious but nonetheless equally dated, over-the-top, entertainingly risqué and exploitive arty movies of this time is Tinto Brass' adaptation of Peter Norden's book Salon Kitty, which purported to tell the true story of a bordello set up in Berlin by the SS around the time of WWII. Brass, best known in the USA as the supposed director of the Penthouse produced trash classic Caligula (1980/trailer), used the book as a basis for a slim story which allowed for a lot of breasts, one or two uncut salami, numerous scenes of kinky sex and too many mind-numbing cabaret numbers interspersed with an occasional political lecture.
Ejaculating the facts that Kitty was party to the SS plot to spy on all her customers and that the bordello was actually located in an upper-class apartment building in the central Berlin neighborhood Charlottenburg, Brass also augmented the story with a love affair between one hooker and a disillusioned soldier, not to mention the special details he gave to the sexual predilections of the customers and the "education" of the women chosen to serve the fatherland by spreading their legs.
Salon Kitty is fun to watch in an odd way, and when it doesn't bore it tends to be pretty funny, even if it wasn't meant to be. Still, when one woman cracks up (from not being able to separate her duty to her country from her job as a whore) after a high-ranking Nazi wants to shoot his load while projecting war films over her naked body and she begins marching back and forth screaming "Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!" it begins to become hard to believe that Brass was in any way trying to be serious. (But then again, seeing that he comes from the same land that has given us Fellini, Luchino Visconti, Bernardo Bertolucci and Lena Wertmuller, perhaps he was.)
For a softcore film, the sex scenes in
Salon Kitty are exceptionally restrained. It is the underlying strain of Nazi perversion, blind obedience, decadence and tyranny that comes to the forefront the most in the film, so don't expect any titillating sex that'll make your dick twitch, for sex in this film is anything but sexy.
The story of Salon Kitty is short and simple. The popular brothel run by Kitty Kellerman (Ingrid Thulin) is taken over by the SS and she is forced to move it to a villa they supply in Grünewald and replace her old stable of girls with a new one consisting only of women of true Aryan stock and impeccable National Socialist credentials. Amongst them is the young true believer Margherita (Teresa Ann Savoy, who gave the world a once-infamous crotch shot when playing Drusilla in Caligula), a rather stuck-up bitch for whom everyone seems to have the hots. She falls in love with a disillusioned soldier who tells her of his plans to desert (while standing on a Berlin subway platform as a subway train built circa-1960 rides past). Despite her falsified written reports praising the man's non-existent Nazi faith, she eventually learns that he has been executed. She and Kitty realize that the whole brothel must be bugged and decide to join forces in destroying the megalomaniac Helmut Wallenberg (Helmut Berger), the man in charge of the whole operation. They collect the properly incriminating evidence in a hilarious scene during which Margherita basically follows Wallenberg around and has sex with him while virtually sticking a mammoth microphone in front of his mouth to record his Machiavellian tirades. Once Wallenberg's superior hears the recordings, he sends his man to shoot the naked and power-crazed Nazi in a sauna. The man falls dead, the allies begin dropping bombs and Kitty and Margherita toast with champagne and laugh as the brothel falls apart around them.
All the male Nazis are hilariously over-the-top, their real German accents augmented with lisps that send their deliveries into the realm of caricature. Teresa Ann Savoy is less than a passable actress, and her character never achieves any real depth or becomes in any way remotely likable, rather unlike her heartthrob soldier boyfriend who bites the dust (an out of place and oddly cast John Ireland). Swedish actress Ingrid Thulin, who began her career with such films as Wild Strawberries (1957/trailer), looks all of her (at the time) supposed 50 years of age and more, coming across much like an exhausted 70-year-old transvestite in most of her numerous, overly long and unbelievably boring cabaret numbers. But even if she proves herself no Joel Grey or Liza Minnelli (and also proves that Tinto Brass is no Bob Fosse), her presence gives the film a much needed sense of solidity. One is hard pressed to say that Salon Kitty is a good film, but it is both perversely entertaining and a more than acceptable example of the genre.
As for the real "Salon Kitty", which was actually first located on the third floor of a multi-family house at Giesebrechtstrasse 11 and then later moved to the ground floor in 1942 after a night of bombing, it remained in business into the 1990s. The real Kitty—Kitty Schmidt, born Katharina Zammit—continued her business until 1954, when she died. Her daughter Kathleen continued the business thereafter, followed by Kitty's grandson, but by the early 1990s business was running badly and the bordello was converted into a pension for (mostly) African asylum seekers. But whereas the neighbors had nothing against a house of prostitutes, they did have something against non-white foreigners. The protestations and pressure of the neighboring Good Germans resulted in the pension’s closure soon thereafter.

Deranged (Canada, 1974)

(Trailer.) Deranged is one of many films based on the true story of one of America’s most popular nut cases, the infamous Wisconsin misfit Ed Gein (shown left), a man who probably needs no introduction to fans of the underbelly of US culture. Gein was the source of inspiration behind films as diverse as Psycho (1960/trailer), Three on a Meathook (1973/trailer), The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974/trailer) and Silence of the Lambs (1991/trailer), but up until The Light of the Moon (2000/trailer), Deranged came the closest to telling the “true” story. Oddly enough, however, considering how close the Canadian-made film (usually) stays with the facts, the filmmakers nonetheless decided to change the name of their protagonist (to “Ezra Cobb”) as well as the location (Plainfield became “Woodside”—assumedly in Wisconsin, although the cars do sport Ontario license plates). Likewise, the time frame was updated from the 50s to the 70s—modern times, when the film was made.
This sleaze classic has long been a legendary must see, but for years the chance to do so was a rare occasion indeed. But in 2007 the German DVD company Legend Home Entertainment was nice enough to regurgitate a 30th Anniversary Collector’s Edition that not only features an uncut version of the potent shocker but also includes about 86 minutes of bonus materials. And while it is debatable whether or not any of the bonus materials (other than the original trailer) are truly essential, what is not debatable is that the Deranged is one powerful and sedulous slab of grindhouse sleaze that lives up to its reputation.
Co-directed by Jeff Gillen and Alan Ormsby, Deranged is the only credited directorial work of both men, who were part of the entourage surrounding the late Bob Clark when he began his career in exploitation. (Clark started off doing films like She-Man (1967/credits & opening scene) Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (1973/trailer), Dead of Night (1974/trailer) and the original Black Christmas (1974/trailer), but by the time he died in a car accident in 2007 he had also foisted such films as Porky's (1982/trailer), Rhinestone (1984/trailer) and SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004/trailer) upon the American public.) Gillen, who was primarily a face in background scenes, is long dead, but Alan Ormsby is still a working scribe—among other films, he wrote Popcorn (1991/trailer) and the 1982 remake of Cat People. Another famous name that whetted his teeth in Deranged is that of Tom Savini: the film is his first credited job for makeup, and if the skeletal remains of Mommy look a little too papier-mâché, the scene in which an eyeball and brains gets scooped out of a skull with a spoon gives a good hint of what he would do four years later in Dawn of the Dead (1978). (That specific scene, actually, is the infamous previously excised scene that has been returned to the film for the uncut and "unrated” anniversary edition.)
Deranged opens with a short blackly humorous scene in which Ezra Cobb (the excellent Roberts Blossom) attempts to force feed Ma Cobb (Cosette Lee) green gruel as she first slags off about the evils of women and then pukes up red blood and dies. The narrator Tim Sims (Leslie Carlson) pops in to supply some explanatory ramblings and justifications before the film returns to Ezra, first for the funeral of his mom and then at his decrepit farmhouse, where he has “recreated” his mother using a photo and her dress. Much like Norman from Psycho, he talks to himself in his mother’s voice. Ezra eventually digs his loving momma up, but is shocked by the way the decayed corpse falls apart in his arms. With the help of books on taxidermy and embalming, he sets about to make her whole again. While having dinner one night with the Koontz family, his neighbors, he not only learns about obituaries but that his old Sunday School teacher Miss Johnson (Arlene Gillen) has died. He digs up her grave, skins the corpse to give his mommy a face and then puts the skull in her room for company. When the Jenny (Marcia Diamond) and Harlon Koontz (Robert Warner) convince Ezra it’s time for him to start dating, he calls up Maureen Selby (Marian Waldman), an old friend of his mother. When she gets all hot and bothered during a séance, however, Ezra decides she is “diseased” and, following the wished of his mother, cleanses the world of her. His interest in women now awoken, he begins to hang out around Goldie’s Tavern where he casts an eye upon Mary (Micki Moore), a waitress too poor to buy underwear that matches her bra. She never survives the unnerving and ghastly introduction to the stuffed family now inhabiting Ezra’s house. Next, Ezra’s eye is caught by the sweet young Sally Mae (Pat Orr), the girlfriend of Brad Kootz (Brian Smeagle) who works at the local hardware store. And, as anyone who knows the true story of Ed Gein and what happened to the Bernice Worden (that’s her hanging in the photo here to the left) already knows, Sally is soon hanging naked in Ezra’s barn…
As much of a black comedy as it is a horror film, the giggles instigated in Deranged often get caught in the throat due to the assiduousness of the shocks. The odd utilization of a narrator to give the film a serious, newsy tone does take a moment to get used to, but as a whole the film unreels its sordid story effectively and, oddly enough, with some sporadically artsy camera work as well. (There is one notable tricky dolly shoot, for example, in which the camera leaves Ezra “at work” in one room and follows the narrator down the hallway into the kitchen, where Ezra is now working away at the kitchen table—not the type of arty tracking shot normal for an exploitation film, and a far cry from anything found in the visually lazy low budget films of today.) As Ezra, Roberts Blossom gives a performance that would win awards in a non-exploitation film.
Now that Deranged is easily available of DVD, the time has come to stop reading about the film and to watch it—you won’t regret it!

Sleepwalkers (USA,1992)

(Trailer.) There are terrible movies, truly fucking terrible movies and, possibly worst of all, Stephan King movies.
Stephan King may be one of the world's best-selling authors, and he may have even written a scary paragraph or two, but his stories tend to make totally illogical, boring lousy films that fail to even raise a single goosebump. The few that have translated well onto the screen, like Carrie (1976) or The Shining (1980/trailer) or Cujo (1983/trailer) or Misery (1990) or Dolores Claiborne (1995/trailer), seem to do so almost despite their scriptural creator rather than because of him. In general, most films that have sported his name, be it Christine (1983) or Firestarter (1984) or the multitude of dull and overly long television movies and mini-series, are boring, unscary snooze-a-thons that function well as a Valium substitute but for little else.
One does feel a bit sorry for Sleepwalkers' two female leads, Alice Krige and Mädchen Amick (seen here in full glory in some unknown flick). Despite all the attention she got way back in 1981 from Ghost Story and the crappy Chariots of Fire, Krige's career is amazingly comparable to that of Brad Dourif: She does an occasional noteworthy highlight—like her sexy turn as the Borg Queen in Star Trek: First Contact (1996)—but for the most part she is usually the best thing found in a B or Z film. And as for Mädchen Amick, like all the other breathtakingly beautiful babes David Lynch paraded across the television screen in Twin Peaks (1990-91), including the equally striking Sherilyn Fenn, Mädchen may be one hot tamale but she can neither act nor choose a good script.
What's more, she is both much too old and her make-up much too good to play a convincing high-school virgin. And in Sleepwalkers, seeing how the shape-shifting creatures fixate upon her, the beautiful babe must seemingly also be the only virgin left in the entire town. That itself is unbelievable, even if the town is supposedly located somewhere in Indiana. But then, that is the smallest flaw in a lame story full of holes.
Charles Brady (Brian Kraus) and his mom Mary Brady (Alice Krige) are Sleepwalkers, a race of shape-shifting creatures that live off the life energy of virgins and who can only be killed by cats (!). Possibly the last of their race, the most horrific thing they do is have incestuous sex all the time. When he isn't busy ripping the hands off homosexual English teachers, Charles favourite activity next to boning his Mommy seems to be to lead cops on long, drawn-out and unexciting car chases. Tanya Roberstson (Mädchen Amick), obviously the only girl in town still with an intact hymen, takes a liking to Brian, who quickly turns into a monster on her while on a picnic at the local cemetery. Luckily the local cop likes to cruise with his pet cat, so though he bites the dust, she survives. This, of course, leads to the logical action of Mommy Brady charging into the Robertson house, where she slaughters everyone and kidnaps Tanya. All the while, forever more and more cats begin to surround the Brady family home....
Nothing scary here, nor is anything at all logical. Why fixate on Tanya when there would be numberless preteens and children – i.e., virgins – available at every playground or school crossing? Why do the cats simply surround the Brady house for the entire film and only attack after Tanya has been kidnapped? Why are Sleepwalkers and cats enemies in the first place, and why are cats the only creature that can kill them? Why did the filmmakers give the Sleepwalkers such obviously fake and laughable latex suits to run around in? Why did this film even get made? Why does the director still have a career? Why the fuck did I ever watch this piece of crap?
Director Mick Garris has since made a career out of making bad Stephan King television mini-series, including The Stand (1994) and The Shining (1997), which is a good reason to shoot him. Until that happens, however, one is advised to avoid this embarrassing piece of shit. Oddly enough, such names as Joe Dante, John Landis, Clive Barker, Mark Hamill and Tobe Hooper all had enough faith in this turkey to grace it with cameo appearances—a fact that cause one to seriously begin to doubt their tastes. Hooper and Hamill can probably lay the blame on drugs and alcohol, but Barker and Dante cannot. (Landis, of course, doesn't have to excuse himself at all, having long proven in his own films that he has no taste at all.)

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Short Film: Roof Sex by PES


PES is the chosen moniker of Adam Pesapane, an English Lit graduate of the University of Virginia now living in NYC who moved on to become a successful stop-motion animator of films and commercials. Like so many producers of surreal stop-motion films, his work features an obvious influence of the great Czech surrealist Jan Švankmajer. Which doesn’t mean that they aren’t original or different, for they truly are. His short film Western Spaghetti, which won an Audience Award at Annecy, one of the world's premiere animation festivals, was chosen by Time Magazine in 2008 as the second best viral short on the Net.
Roof Sex was his first short film, and it too won an award at Annecy, as the Best First Film. Though but a minute long, Roof Sex took 20 shooting days to complete. The short, like the best of his work, displays some finely caustic humor and a fine grasp of the technique.
The films of PES are easy to find on the net, either on YouTube or on his homepage.