25 Dec 1928 – 30 Jan 2019
The American thespian treasure known as Dick Miller, one of our all-time favorite character actors, entered the Great Nothingness on January 30th, 2019.
A Bronx-born Christmas Day
present to the world, Miller entered the film biz doing redface back in 1956 in
the Roger Corman western Apache Woman
(trailer). He quickly
became a Corman regular and, as a result, became a favorite face for an
inordinate amount of modern and contemporary movie directors, particularly
those weaned and teethed in Corman productions. (Miller, for example, appears
in every movie Joe Dante has made to date.)
A working thespian to the end,
Miller's last film, the independent horror movie Hanukkah (trailer),
starring fellow low culture thespian treasure Sid Haig, just finished
production. In it, as in many of Miller's films, his character is named Walter
Paisley in homage to his first truly great lead role, that of the loser killer
artist/busboy Walter Paisley in Roger Corman's classic black comedy, A
Bucket of Blood (1959).
What follows is a multi-part
career review in which we undertake a meandering, unfocused look at the films
of Dick Miller. The films are not necessarily looked at in the order of
their release... and if we missed one, let us know.
Go here for
R.I.P.: Dick Miller, Part I (1955-60)
R.I.P.: Dick Miller, Part II (1961-67)
The Legend of Lylah Clare
(1968, dir. Robert Aldrich)
The way the cookie sometimes crumbles:
director Robert Aldrich followed up one of his biggest hits, The Dirty Dozen (1967, see Part II), with one of his biggest flops, this big budget exercise in
Hollywood imitation Eurotrash artiness that has since achieved minor cult
status… but then, every flop does, eventually. ("This film is
listed among the 100 Most Enjoyably Bad Movies Ever Made in Golden Raspberry
Award founder John WIlson's book The
Official Razzie® Movie Guide. [imdb]") Dick Miller
is there again somewhere in an uncredited blink-and-you-miss-him part as a
"Reporter at Press Party".
Trailer to
The Legend of Lylah Clare:
The Legend of Lylah Clare:
Aldrich's The Legend of Lylah Clare
is based on a teleplay of the same name that originally aired on The
DuPont Show of the Week (1961-64) on 19 May 1963. Interestingly
enough, in 1980 the material was given a pornographic spin by the pseudonymously
named Lewis
Brothers of Detroit as The Blonde
(NSFW
film).
"The Legend of Lylah Clare,
in which Kim Novak plays both a fictional dead silent-film star named Lylah
Clare and Elsa Brinkmann, a young actress who looks remarkably like her, was
made just as the studio system and its watchdog, the Production Code
Administration, were crumbling. The new DVD of Lylah Clare is likely to be significant
primarily for Novak fans and as an artifact that demonstrates the shallowness
and sensationalism with which Hollywood interpreted its new freedom. With
childish bravado, this film breathlessly produces for the audience some
formerly forbidden themes and situations, which it embellishes with a
sophomoric attempt at homages to classic Hollywood, primarily to Alfred
Hitchcock, Orson Welles, and Marlene Dietrich. Still, it is a great-looking
movie. And it ends on a strikingly auteuristic note, as director Aldrich boldly
repudiates his own film as drivel. [Cineaste]"
The plot, as found at DVD Beaver and All Movie, the latter of which credits it to Hal Erickson: "Film star
Lylah Clare is dead, but her legend lives on. Movie-producer Barney Sheean
(Ernest Borgnine [24 Jan 1917 – 8 July 2012], of The Last Match [1991 / trailer]) hires Elsa
Brinkmann (Kim Novak), the living image of the late Lylah, to star in a film
based on Ms. Clare's life. Barney hires director Lewis Zarkan (Peter Finch [28
Sept 1916 – 14 Jan 1977]), Lylah's former husband, to transform the talentless
Elsa into a facsimile of the deceased screen queen. Elsa not only learns to
imitate Lylah but, at crucial junctures, becomes the dead woman. While re-staging
the accident that killed Lylah, the obsessed Zarkan deliberately drives Elsa to
her doom — and in so doing reveals his complicity in the death of his wife. The
film ends with Lylah's onetime housekeeper (Rosella Falk [10 Nov 1926 – 5 May
2013]), gun in hand, lying in wait for Zarkan to return home while her TV
blasts forth a grotesque (and possibly symbolic) dog-food commercial. A trash
masterpiece, Legend of Lylah Claire works so hard at vilifying the Old
Hollywood (there's even a vicious Hedda Hopper caricature) that it's a wonder
the actors could keep a straight face."
"The Legend of Lylah Clare is a thudding dud
whose melodramatic navel gazing at the ugly people who inhabit the film
industry fails to even rise to the level of enjoyable camp due to a lack of
likable characters, a lack of anything remotely interesting happening, and only
intermittent outbreaks of moments that provide anything approaching
unintentional chuckles. [Monster Hunter]"
Rosella Falk, Lylah/Elsa's lesbian
love interest and the revenging angel of the movie, is found in better
Eurotrash than this pale Hollywood imitation, including Umberto
Lenzi's Seven Blood-Stained Orchids
(1972 / trailer) and
Paolo Cavara's Black Belly of the Tarantula (1971 / trailer). Ditto for
Italo stud Gabriele Tinti (22 Aug 1932 – 12 Nov 1991), whose resume of
Eurotrash classics and non-classics is longer than that of the woman he left a
widow, Laura Gemser, with whom he also occasionally worked. Emanuelle and the
Last Cannibals (1977 / trailer below), anyone? Or how about Black Cobra Woman (1976 / trailer), in which his
character is killed when the live snake inserted in his anus eats its way out
of him.
NSFW Trailer to
Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals:
Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals:
The Wild Racers
(1968, dir. Daniel Haller & Roger Corman [uncredited])
The third film by Daniel Haller,
whose directorial debut is the entertaining Boris Karloff horror, Die, Monster, Die! (1965 / trailer).
The screenplay is credited to
"Max House", but over at Wikipedia they quote main director Daniel Haller as saying,
"[The Wild Racers] began when
Roger asked me to develop the script with Chuck Griffith. That meant I drove
Chuck to Santa Barbara in my car and wouldn't let him out of the hotel room
until he had a certain amount of pages done. Then we went to Palm Springs and
he'd dry out there. We finally ended up in La Jolla writing for a day or so
there. After a week, we came back with the finished script."
The Sidewalk Sounds (a.k.a. Davie Allan and The Arrows) do
The Wild Racers theme:
The Wild Racers theme:
All Movie, obviously, would
disagree: "[...] This dull feature [is] plagued by a general feeling of
boredom from the cast and crew. The film relies heavily on stock footage of
races to pad the thin plot." The
Wild Racers is the feature-film debut of Talia Coppola, otherwise known as
Talia Shire, later also found in director Haller's follow-up film, The Dunwich Horror (1970 / trailer), and The
Landlady (1998 / trailer).
We haven't seen The Wild Racers, but online sources
cannot decide whether Dick Miller shows up playing a pit crew mechanic and
later ended up looping all of Warwick Sims' dialogue, or whether Dick Miller
only loops the dialogue and isn't actually in the movie. Anyone know?
The plot, from TV Guide: "This meager auto
racing picture relies heavily on stock footage to tell its story, that of racer
Jo-Jo Quillico (Fabian, of And
Then There Were None [1965] and Kiss
Daddy Goodbye [1981 / scene]), who is hired by
an auto tycoon to do some driving. His real talent is with the girls, however,
and he chalks up conquests faster than laps. Mimsy Farmer (of Lucio Fulci's Black Cat [1981 / trailer] and Ruggero
Deodato's Body Count [1986 / trailer],
with David
Hess) is his favorite — until she mentions marriage, whereupon he drops her
like a hot radiator cap and finds someone else with no desire for commitment."
From The Wild Racers —
The Sidewalk Sounds (a.k.a. Davie Allan and The Arrows) do
The Bedroom Theme:
The Sidewalk Sounds (a.k.a. Davie Allan and The Arrows) do
The Bedroom Theme:
In his book American International Pictures: A Comprehensive Filmography, Rob
Craig, who thinks that "this thrilling and highly original treatise on the
world of road racing is light years ahead of similar AIP offerings",
writes: "[...] The viewer is left is left with the humbling notion that
fools such as Fabian are little better than the hapless animals whom we've
witnessed getting slaughtered at the Spanish Bullfights: 'brave but
dumb.' Fabian is actually quite good here as a self-absorbed heel, whose
chance fame goes directly to his head. Rather than contriving an unlikely happy
end, The Wild Racers just ends, like jumping off a cliff, with our antihero
learning nothing about his self-destructive ways or the misery he has left
behind." That's Fabian below, by the way, but not from the movie.
Targets
(1968, writ. & dir. Peter Bogdanovich)
A flop when released, Targets, the directorial debut of Peter
Bogdanovich, has since gained the kind of reputation that gets it listed in
books like Steven Jay Schneider's 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die.
Trailers from Hell on
Targets:
Targets features two disparate story lines that tie into a knot in
the final moments: the actions of the salt-of-the-earth NRA member modeled
after buzz-cut Charles Whitman (24 June 1941 – 1 Aug 1966), aka the "Texas Tower Sniper", seen further below, and
the live appearance of an aged horror star named Byron Orlok (Boris Karloff)
at a drive-in screening an older film of his.
As succinctly pointed out at Wikipedia, "In the film's finale at a drive-in theater,
Orlok — the old-fashioned, traditional screen monster who always obeyed
the rules — confronts the new, realistic, nihilistic late-1960s 'monster'
in the shape of a clean-cut, unassuming multiple murderer." That's Whitman directly below.
Dick Miller does not really
appear in Targets, but he is seen
for a second or two here and there in the film-in-the-film being shown at the
drive-in (the Reseda
Drive-In Theatre in Reseda, CA), the classic non-classic The
Terror (1963).
Nosferatu (1922),
the full film:
the full film:
Which Way to the Front?
(1970, dir. Jerry Lewis)
The mind boggles — or at least ours does:
Richard "Dick" Miller receives a "Story" credit alongside
screenplay scribes Gerald Gardner and Dee Caruso (7 April 1929 – 27 May
2012) on a Jerry
Lewis (16 March 1926 – 20 Aug 2017) movie.
A scene:
According to imdb, "Dick Miller sold the script to the studio, but
claimed it was re-written (originally it was set in the Pacific and was moved
to Nazi Germany). He called the experience a 'sore spot', but said it was fine
for a Jerry Lewis vehicle." In a sense, Miller was obviously influenced by The Dirty Dozen (1967, see Part II), as the plot to this comedy also involves one man putting
together a group of misfits to conduct a mission behind enemy lines. A subtle
(?) reference to the influence can be seen in how, much as in The Dirty Dozen, the opening credits of
Which Way to the Front? play about
18 minutes after the film starts.
The general response to this movie tends to
be that as nutshelled at At-A-Glance Film Reviews, which says "This may well be
Jerry Lewis' worst film. There's a lot of gags, slapstick, and Lewis-style
screaming, but not a laugh among the bunch. Extremely tiresome."
Four Rode Out
(1970, dir. John Peyser)
Richard "Dick" Miller sells another
"original story" to be adapted for the screen by Paul Harrison and
then written for the screen by Don Balluck (25 June 1929 – 7 April 2000). For Balluck,
the job proved to be his only credited feature film screenplay, but Harrison
eventually wrote, directed and produced the schlocky horror flick, The House of Seven Corpses (1974 /
trailer). Director Peyser
(10 Aug 1916 – 15 Aug 2002), primarily a TV director but capable of more, went on to direct
one of the grindhouse anti-classics of the seventies, The Centerfold Girls (1974), starring Andrew Prine (see Part I).
The full film —
Four Rode Out:
Four Rode Out:
An American film project filmed in Spain,
this obscure western has a reputation as being somewhat slow and actionless;
long unavailable, it found itself on one of those ubiquitous 50-movie packets
once found at dollar stores.
Plot: "In a small western town
Myra Polsen (Sue Lyon) hides her lover Frenando Nunez (Julián Mateos [15 Jan 1938
– 27 Dec 1996] of Ann och Eve — de
erotiska [1970 / trailer] and Amando de Ossorio's The Possessed [1975 / full movie]), a wanted
fugitive, from the law. When Myra's father catches them in bed together
Frenando beats him up then escapes. Whereupon the old man vents his frustration
on poor Myra, calling her names and slapping her silly before shooting himself.
After the funeral Myra is approached by grizzled but principled U.S. Marshall
Ross (Pernell Roberts [18 May 1928 – 24 Jan 2010]). He tells her Frenando
is wanted for bank robbery and murder, something she refuses to believe. Ross
promptly ventures into the harsh desert to track down Frenando, accompanied by
Mr. Brown (Leslie
Nielsen [11 Feb 1926 – 28 Nov 2010] of Day
of the Animals [1977]), a sleazy
and none too trustworthy Pinkerton Agency detective who seems strangely eager
to kill the fugitive on sight. To the surprise of both men, Myra joins the
search. She insists she can convince Frenando to surrender provided Ross swears
he will bring him back alive. [The Spinning Image]"
The Andersonville Trial
(1970, dir. George C. Scott)
(1970, dir. George C. Scott)
Actor George C. Scott made his
directorial debut with this PBS adaptation of the 1959 Broadway play by Saul
Levitt. Scott had played the prosecutor Norton Parker Chipman (7 March 1834 – 1 Feb
1924) in the original production; in his TV version, William Shatner plays the
part. Dick Miller is in there in a rather inconsequential part as the court
sketch artist, one of many familiar faces found populating the rolls of this
"two-and-a-half hours of middle-aged white men talking in a room."
"Swiss-born Henry Wirz (Richard
Basehart [31 Aug 1914 – 17 Sept 1984] of He
Walked by Night [1948 / trailer] and Mansion of the Doomed [1976 / trailer]) is on trial in
1865 for atrocities that occurred while he was the ruling commandant of the
Confederate prisoner-of-war camp near Andersonville, Georgia. More than 40,000
Union prisoners were crowded into an area meant to hold less than half that,
and were not provided adequate food, water, shelter or medical care. Prisoners
were forced to drink from the same swampy stream that their bodily waste was emptied
into. They slept year round on bare ground without a roof over their heads.
Food was so scarce that some of the men resorted to cannibalism. [Johnny LaRue's Crane Shot]"
The Grissom Gang
(1971, dir. Robert Aldrich)
(1971, dir. Robert Aldrich)
More than one website (aveleyman,
for example, but not imdb) lists this
Robert Aldrich flop as a project involving Dick Miller, though none say in what
manner. If he is there, he's uncredited and lost in the crowd — or maybe ended
up on the cutting room floor. But for the benefit of a doubt, we list the film
here as a "maybe".
Trailer to
The Grissom Gang:
The Grissom Gang is the second feature film adaptation of James
Hadley Chase's novel No Orchids for Miss
Blandish, and like the first adaptation, the British noir No Orchids for Miss Blandish (1948 / trailer), it was ripped
apart by the critics and has since enjoyed critical re-evaluation. Today, The Grissom Gang can be found five
spaces lower (at #12) than Roger Corman's The St
Valentine's Day Massacre (1967, see Part II) on Empire
magazine's list of "The 20 Greatest Gangster Movies You've Probably Never
Seen". (Have you seen it? We haven't.)
One of the five films Aldrich
made as an independent director after the success of The Dirty Dozen (1967, see Part II) gave him the financial
clout to open his own studio, it was, just like the preceding The Killing of Sister George (1968 / trailer), The Legend of Lylah Clare (1968) and Too Late the Hero (1970 / trailer), a box-office
flop. By 1971, Aldrich
sold his studio and was once again a director for hire.
"Like Mr. Hoover said, prosperity's just
around the corner."
Doc Grissom (Don
Keefer)
Script scribe Leon Griffiths (15 Feb 1928 – 10 June 1992), by the way, had previously co-written the "underrated, creepy and atmospheric historical thriller", The Flesh and the Fiends (1960/ trailer), a film well worth checking out.
"In the years since
Aldrich's death in 1983, Ulzanna's Raid (1972) at least
has gained a reputation as an underrated masterpiece. And though I wouldn't use
such a strong word for The Grissom Gang, it's
certainly a wonderfully entertaining and well-crafted movie that plays perhaps
better today than it did in 1971. [Combustible Celluloid]"
Private Duty Nurses
(1971, writ. & dir. George Armitage)
The directorial debut of George
Armitage, Private Duty Nurses is the
second nursesploitation film to come from Roger Corman's film factory. Although
generally not listed on any Dick Miller filmographies, at least one website that
knows who Dick Miller is says he's there. Furthermore, Corman's dictum to
Jonathan Kaplan as explained further below in Night Call Nurses [1972] would indicate that Miller should be found
here, too, if not in Corman's first nurse film, The Student
Nurses
[1970, trailer] as well.
Credit sequence
of
Private Duty Nurses:
Private Duty Nurses:
In any event, at Inside Pulse, Joe Corey has the plot: "There
are three nurses with issues that get explored as separate storylines, but they
come together at the end of the film to help each other. Spring (Katharine
Cannon of The Hidden [1987 / trailer]) gives her
private duties to Domino (Dennis Redfield). The guy is rushed into the hospital
after a nasty motorcycle wreck. Lynn (Pegi Boucher) hangs out with her
ecological boyfriend as he fights to clean up the oceans. They spend a lot of
time by the beach getting naked together. Lola (Joyce Williams, seen in the
background of Soylent Green [1973]…
and nude below, not from any film) is a black nurse who wants to give back to her
community after a tragic death. Dick
Miller plays a cop. [Italics ours.] This isn't the most exciting of
entries."
"[Private Duty Nurses is] dull, downbeat, unnecessarily grim and
almost completely lacking in humor, making it one of the least-entertaining
drive-in exploitation films to come off the Corman assembly line. […]
Armitage's script is going for insight but comes off as heavy-handed as he
tries to shoehorn in too much social commentary, be it in the form of
civil rights, feminism, pollution, or Vietnam, instead of what he
should be doing, plus he bogs things down with a drug smuggling
subplot and one of the nurses being violently raped late in the film. I thought
these were supposed to be 'fun.' There's the requisite T&A, but Armitage
tries to make the sex scenes all arty with various show-offy camera techniques.
[Good Efficient Butchery]"
Indeed, there are probably few
exploitation films out there which include a "let-down sex scene"
like that early in Private Duty Nurses
when Nurse Lynn (Pegi Boucher) hooks up with Dewey (Paul Hampton of Women of the Prehistoric Planet (1966
/ trailer) and Shivers aka They Came from Within [1975 / trailer]), who turns out
to be a lousy lay. That alone is too close to the bone for most guys, which
make up the core audience of exploitation films, can deal with. Worse for Nurse
Lynn, however: she later gets raped by a Chicano junkie and then
gets to watch her ecology-minded, drug-dealing doctor boyfriend get shot dead
by a narcotics agent.
Pegi Boucher,
forgotten actress, forgotten singer
(image above):
Ulzana's Raid
(1972, dir. Robert Aldrich)
Multiple sites online list this
Corman movie as a project involving Dick Miller. But none say in what manner —
and since we ourselves have yet to see the movie, we can only offer the benefit
of a doubt and include it here with a "maybe".
Ulzana's
Raid:
The plot, as found at Moviescene: "After Apache
leader Ulzana (Joaquín Martínez [5 Nov 1930 – 3 Jan 2012] of Pedro Páramo (1967 / full movie]) and a small
group of men leave the reservation the US Cavalry assign naive young officer
Lt. Garnett DeBuin (Bruce Davison of Willard
[1971 / trailer]) to
lead a small group of men to bring Ulzana back. Assisting DeBuin is the
experience scout McIntosh (Burt Lancaster [2 Nov 1913 – 20 Oct 1994]) and
assisting him is his old friend and Indian scout Ke-Ni-Tay (Jorge Luke [1942 – 4
Aug 2012] of Treasure of the Amazon
[1985 / trailer]). As
they follow Ulzana's trail they find a path of destruction and murder, shocking
DeBuin who struggles to understand how anyone can be so brutal and vicious but
also forcing him to tackle his weaknesses and hidden prejudices in order to
catch Ulzana."
In White Justice in Arizona: Apache Murder Trials in the Nineteenth
Century, Clare Vernon McKanna points out that "[...] In Ulzana's Raid, film director Robert
Aldrich used a remarkable historical event, completely rewrote the story, and
turned it into a series of stereotypes that cast Apaches as ruthless
villains."
In real life, actually, the
Calvary not only didn't win, but Ulzana escaped into Mexico... but had that
been the story, the film probably would be considered anti-American or
something or as well-liked as it generally now is. At the time it was released,
however, Ulzana's Raid was not a commercial success. It is available in two main edits,
the Burt Lancaster cut and the Robert Aldrich cut. We heard-tell that Aldrich's
in longer...
Blue-ray.com is a bit more of the
ol' "resistance is futile" attitude: "The characterizations [in Ulzana's Raid] are just as unglamorous
and as a result the entire film basically becomes a repudiation of the popular
notion that one of the two rivaling sides in the West — the white settlers — is
to be exclusively blamed for the carnages that occurred as the natives were
gradually forced to choose between assimilation and extermination. Aldrich
offers a different explanation, which is that the culture of the settlers and
the culture of the natives were so incompatible that violence and death were
quite simply unavoidable. [...]. The entire conflict of course is downsized,
simplified and then framed within the chase that the film chronicles for easier
digestion."
Night
Call Nurses
(1972, dir. Jonathan Kaplan)
A few years earlier, Roger Corman began a
wave of nurseploitation film when he gave Stephanie Rothman the go to
write and direct The Student Nurses
(1970 / trailer / poster below),
"a canny bait-and-switch: People came for the cleavage promised in the
poster, and walked out having watched a film that defiantly engaged with
feminist politics in a way not seen in a major motion picture at the time. [Broadly]"
As Kaplan explains in Chris
Nashawaty's Crab Monsters, Teenage
Cavemen, and Candy Stripe Nurses: Roger Corman: King of the B Movies,
"He [Corman] laid out the formula. I
had to find a role for Dick Miller [Italics ours], show a Bulova watch, and
use a Jensen automobile in the film. And he explained that there would be three
nurses: a blonde, a brunette, and a nurse of color; that the nurse of color
would be involved in a political subplot, the brunette would be involved in the
kinky subplot, and the blonde would be the comedy subplot. The last thing he
said was, 'There will be nudity from the waist up, total nudity from behind,
and no pubic hair — now get to work!'"
The plot: "Night Call Nurses follows the exploits
of three beautiful caregivers, all of whom work in their hospital's crisis
center. The first is Barbara (Patty Byrne, nude scene below), who, along with her boyfriend Zach
(Christopher Law), attends a therapy group in her spare time. When she
overhears its instructor talking about her to the others, Barbara experiences a
level of paranoia that sets her mind to spinning, and before long she's acting
in ways she never dreamed possible. Janis (Alana Hamilton) develops a
crush on a patient named Kyle Toby (Richard Young of Cocaine Cowboys [1979 / trailer], Friday the 13th: A New Beginning [1985
/ trailer] and Lords of the Deep [1989 / trailer]), a
long-distance truck driver who became addicted to speed while on the job. Once
Kyle is cured, Janis begins to see him socially, and the two fall in
love. Sandra (Mitti Lawrence), an African-American, is approached by Jude
(Felton Perry of Robocop [1987 / trailer]), a former
convict and current militant, who wants her to help spring a radical named
Sampson (Stack Pierce [15 June 1933 – 1 March 2016] of A Rage in Harlem [1991 / trailer] and Psychic Killer [1975 / trailer]) from the
hospital. A prisoner who, according to official reports, attempted suicide,
Sampson is being held in a secure ward, and is under the watchful eye of the
prison's bigoted warden (Bobby Hall of Bloodlust!
[1961]), so getting him out isn't going to be easy. What these beauties don't
realize is that, as they're dealing with their personal issues, someone is
watching them, and sending the occasional threatening note (written in
lipstick) their way. None of the girls take this potential threat seriously,
but is it really the work of a practical joker (as they believe), or a
disturbed psychopath hell-bent on doing them harm? [2,500 Movie Challenge]"
"Kaplan is good with his
cast. He gets a distinctive performance from each of his three female leads:
Byrne does some nice method-style emoting as the troubled nurse, Collins gives
a laid-back but witty performance as the 'cool' one, and Lawrence does the most
subtle work as the nurse who becomes a accomplice to a breakout. Colorful
turns from the male cast help flesh it out: Young gives a charismatic
performance as the trucker, Clint Kimbrough [8 March 1933 – 9 April 1996] is
menacing in a cool way as the doctor who runs the encounter group, and Perry
offers a fiery turn as the radical plotting his leader's escape. Look also for a fun cameo from Dick Miller
as a hapless motorist who picks up Barbara. [Italics ours] Simply put, Night Call Nurses is an engaging
example of the Corman nurse-film formula that doubles as a worthy debut for
Kaplan. [Schlockmania]"
"As with all of the
sexy-nurse movies, Night Call Nurses is
padded with empty spectacle. In addition to a dull skydiving sequence, there's
an endless scene of young women stripping during a group-therapy session,
ostensibly to throw off their inhibitions. Amid the repetitive nonsense,
however, are some enjoyable moments. Once in a while, for instance, Armitage
inserts some of his signature offbeat humor. Kyle, the wigged-out trucker,
courts Janis by pointing to the name tag on her uniform. 'Janis — is that your
name or the name of your left tittie?' Giggling, she replies, 'That's my name —
the name of my left tittie's Irene.' Sophisticated? Hardly. Droll by comparison
with the rest of the movie? Sure. There's also a somewhat amusing scene in
which a sleazy drug salesman tries to peddle unnecessary medication, only to be
stymied by a nurse who brings up the pesky issue of medical ethics. The movie
takes an abrupt left turn into pure Corman territory toward the end, climaxing
with an escape, a car chase, and a bloody shootout. One suspects the people at
New World realized the novelty of nurses providing carnal TLC wasn't enough to
sustain interest across multiple movies, hence the choice to throw in random
exploitation elements, whether they fit or not. [Every '70s Movie]"
Fly Me
(1973,
dir. Cirio H. Santiago)
"Stewardesses wear uniforms
and are stereotypically friendly, good-looking and slim-bodied (due to enforced
weight and dress-size requirements). In the late 1960s and early '70s many
airlines outfitted their attendants in tight-fitting suits and revealing
mini-skirts. Television and print ads promoted the stewardess as sexy,
subservient, and seemingly 'available' in order to entice a mostly male,
business-class clientele. This image led to stewardesses becoming fetishized
objects of fantasy similar to teachers, waitresses, secretaries, nurses, maids
and other female professionals. [Spanking Art]" As such, they were a popular subject of yesterday's pre-#metoo-generation
pulp erotica, with great literature like:
Fly Girl (Beacon, 1961)
by "Matt Harding",
pseudonym used by author Lee Floren.
Fly Girl (reprint, MacFadden-Bartell, 1970)
by "Matt Harding",
pseudonym used by author Lee Floren.
Flight Hostess Rogers (Midwood, 1962)
by Mike Avallone. Cover by Robert McGinnis.
by "Matt Harding",
pseudonym used by author Lee Floren.
Fly Girl (reprint, MacFadden-Bartell, 1970)
by "Matt Harding",
pseudonym used by author Lee Floren.
Flight Hostess Rogers (Midwood, 1962)
by Mike Avallone. Cover by Robert McGinnis.
Airborne Passions (Epic Books, 1962)
by Dale Koby
Sin Hostess (Midnight Reader / Greenleaf Classics, 1963)
by Andrew Shaw (aka Lawrence Block and others)
Orgy in the Sky (Bee-Line, 1970)
by Dave Vance
Hot Pants Stewardesses (Bee-Line, 1971)
by Peter Long
Sex and The Stewardess (1969)
by John Warren Wells (aka Lawrence Block)
The Stewardess and Sergeant (Liverpool Library, 1975)
by Jon Reskind
by Dave Vance
Hot Pants Stewardesses (Bee-Line, 1971)
by Peter Long
Sex and The Stewardess (1969)
by John Warren Wells (aka Lawrence Block)
The Stewardess and Sergeant (Liverpool Library, 1975)
by Jon Reskind
The Young Stewardess (1997)
by Grace Jones
Wild Stewardess (Liverpool Library, 1978)
by Grant Roberts
Two-Way Stewardess (Companion Books, 1972)
by Joe Foss
Or how about a man's take, for a change?
Stewardess with the Moustache (Perimeter Press, 1980)
by Justin Tayler (aka Charles Shepard)
by Grace Jones
Wild Stewardess (Liverpool Library, 1978)
by Grant Roberts
Hostage Stewardess (Chelsea Library, 1974)
by Jacqueline Bourdeaux
Two-Way Stewardess (Companion Books, 1972)
by Joe Foss
Or how about a man's take, for a change?
Stewardess with the Moustache (Perimeter Press, 1980)
by Justin Tayler (aka Charles Shepard)
Trailer to
Fly Me:
Fly Me:
One wonders, then, why it took Roger Corman
so long to finally do a stewardessploitation film, especially since the 1969 3D
stewardessploitation The Stewardesses
(trailer), which was
eventually released in four different cuts over a period of two years, grossed
$25 million in 1970
alone. ("In budget-relative terms, it remains among the most
profitable theatrical films ever produced." [Wikipedia]) By the time Roger Corman finally produced his first stewardess
flick, Cirio H. Santiago's mile-high exploiter Fly Me,
he was indeed a bit late in line and already been preceded by any number of
feature-film flotsam and fun, ranging from the Harry Alan Towers'
production 24 Hours to Kill (1965, with Maria Rohm) and the Jerry Lewis
flick Boeing, Boeing (1965 / trailer) to the roughie Fly
Now, Pay Later (1969 / full movie)
and other fine sex-heavy to less sex-heavy titles like Spread Eagles (1968 –
"They were flying high and laying low"), Bedroom Stewardesses
(1968 / radio advert / poster below),
The Daisy Chain (1969), The Stewardesses (1969 /mentioned
above) and its eventual sequel Supersonic SuperGirls aka International
Stewardesses (1973 / trailer), Stewardesses
Report a.k.a. Naked Stewardesses, The
Swingin' Stewardesses (Switzerland, 1971 / full movie in German), The
Air Stewardess (Greece, 1971), Swedish Fly Girls (Denmark, 1971
/ opening), and more.
In 1971, the now long-gone
National Airlines (1934 to 1980) began their famous, and overt, "Fly
Me" campaign, an example of which is found directly below — the obvious
inspirational source behind the title of this Cirio H. Santiago (18 Jan 1936 – 26 Sept 2008) movie. (One wonders
who was getting the free advertising, Corman or National.) Like all Santiago
exploitation movies — or at least the ones we've seen — Fly Me mixes strong women and kung fu with a lot of naked T&A.
It also has a bit more scenery filler than his better efforts, and at best can
be described as mildly entertaining when served with a joint and six-pack.
"Fly Me gets off to a wild start: even before
the opening credits, Toby (Pat Anderson of Dirty
O'Neil [1974 / trailer]
& Cover Girl Models [1975 / scene]) runs out of the
ocean and into the back of Dick Miller's cab, where she changes from her bikini
into her uniform, causing a distracted Miller to crash the car. [AV Club]"
A scene reportedly filmed by Curtis Hanson (24 March 1945 – 20 Sept 2016),
who one went on to direct LA
Confidential (1997 / trailer).
"In Fly Me, newly transplanted from the Midwest stewardess Toby (Pat
Anderson) has just started a job with an international airline, and her first
flight is to Hong Kong with two other more seasoned stewardesses: Andrea
(Leonore Kasdorf of Starship Troopers
[1997 / trailer]) and
Sherry (Lyllah Torena of And When She
Was Bad [1973 / walkin']).
Klutzy Toby manages to meet cute with handsome bone specialist David (Richard
Young), but then she is shocked to discover that her mother (Naomi Stevens [29
Nov 1925 – 13 Jan 2018]) has booked a round-trip to keep an eye on her daughter
(and her daughter's virginity) on her first trip out of the country. Once they
land in Hong Kong, Andrea heads to the apartment building where she has been living
with her boyfriend Donald (Ken Metcalfe of The
Twilight People [1972 / fabulous trailer]) for more than
a year (actually, with only two trips a month to Hong Kong, she realizes that
she's only lived with him for about six weeks) only to find new tenants. She
visits his office and learns that no one has seen Donald in three weeks, and
planned clandestine meetings with him often end in Andrea doing battle with
kung fu henchmen. She finds a sympathetic ear in importer Rick Shaw (an
uncredited Leo Martinez, of Aswang
[1992 / trailer] and Vampire Hookers [1978 / trailer]), but there's more
to him than meets the eye. Meanwhile, David finds himself constantly
cock-blocked by Toby's mother and bed-hopping Sherry finds herself abducted by
yacht-owning playboy Bill (Cole Mallard) to be utilized as a sex slave in a
side venture of drug-running Donald. [DVD Drive-in]"
The
Young Nurses
(1973, dir. Clint Kimbrough)
(1973, dir. Clint Kimbrough)
A.k.a. Nightingale and Young L.A. Nurses. Dick Miller shows up in a small role as a
cop. Showing up in an even smaller (and unaccredited) role, his last ever: Mantan Moreland (3 Sept 1902 – 28 Sept 1973). Other
unexpected faces: Samuel Fuller (12 Aug 1912 – 30 Oct 1997) as the
(Spoiler!) film's heavy and, for all of a few seconds from the side, a young
and unknown and uncredited Robert Ulrich (to the right in the photo below).
[Louis] Clinton Kimbrough (8 March 1933 – 9 April 1996), who
played the duplicitous Dr. Bramlett heading the encounter group in the Jonathan
Kaplan-directed Night Call
Nurses (1972,
see further above), took on the direction of this, the fourth film in the five-film
series. The only film Kimbrough
— or "Clinton Kimbro", as he is credited — ever directed, The Young Nurses is also
generally seen as one of the fluffier and weaker and less "feminist"
of the series, despite the fact that it basically follows the traditional three-hair-color
and three-story formula. (Ever notice that although all five of Corman's nurse
films follow this three-woman formula, the posters to all five films also
always feature four women?)
This time around, screenplay duties were
handled by Howard R. Cohen (12 Aug 1942 – 3 April 1999), the future
director of Saturday the 14th
(1981 / trailer) and Space
Raiders (1983) and scribe of such deathless non-classics as Deathstalker (1983 / trailer) and Barbarian Queen (1985 / trailer).
Trailer toThe Young Nurses:
In any event, at Inside Pulse, Joe Corey has the plot: "Angela
Elayne Gibbs [Nurse Michelle] goes on a crusade against drug dealers. Jeane
Manson [Nurse Kitty] hangs out at boat races. Ashley Porter [Nurse Joanne]
practices medicine without a license to help others who can't afford a doctor.
Dick Miller returns in a cop role."
Executive
Action
(1973, dir. David Miller [28 Nov 1909
– 14 April 1992])
The classic of all modern (vs.
historic or contemporary) American conspiracies: the Man killed Kennedy. For a
change, the Man doesn't seem to be the Jews or the Masons or the Illuminati.
No, this movie firmly believes it was the Texans. We could believe that, too —
Texans be evil, and what is the life of one president when it comes to saving
the white man's patriarchy?
In any event, long before Oliver
Stone's JFK (1991 / trailer), there was
David Miller's Executive Action,
"the first film to openly question the veracity of the Warren Commission's
report into the death of John F. Kennedy". And if you never heard of the
movie, it's because the Man had it pulled from release soon after it came out
and managed to bury it until the late 80s, about the time no one cared anymore
who killed Kennedy because, well, the fluoride in our water had begun to turn
us all gay.
Dick Miller is seen in this
white, manly-man star-studded flick (e.g., Burt Lancaster [2 Nov 1913 – 20 Oct
1994], below, not from the film, and Robert Ryan [11 Nov 1909 – 11 July
1973]) as "Rifleman
– Team B". That's a young Lancaster below, not from the film, and DickMiller above, to the left in a screenshot to the
film.
Used in the movie —
the Orville Nix (16.04.11 – 17.01.72) JFK assassination film:
the Orville Nix (16.04.11 – 17.01.72) JFK assassination film:
The Student Teachers
(1973, dir. Jonathan Kaplan)
A.k.a. College Coeds and Self-Service
Schoolgirls (the poster below might be to the movie; neither name on it
seem to be real — or at least neither "star" ever made another movie).
Kaplan's second directorial project, once
again a Corman production — a Julie Corman production, that is. It would seem
that after nurse T&A, the time seemed right for teacher T&A. Dick
Miller has a relatively major/important part as "the
penultimate dumb"
and chauvinist Coach Harris. (Major spoiler: He turns out to be the
rapist!)
The
Student Teachers:
As an exploitation franchise,
teacherploitation didn't last all that long: the Corman Mafia only made one unofficial
"sequel", Summer School
Teachers (1974 / trailer), and aside from the later cheapie The Teacher (1974 / trailer) and the far cheaper and more violent
exploiter Trip with the Teacher
(1975 / trailer, with Zalman King) — the latter a
semi-remake of the even cheaper and sleazier Harry Novak production, Convicts Women a.k.a. Bust Out (1970, with Candy Samples)
that was later semi-remade as Delinquent
School Girls (1975 / trailer, Roberta Pedon) — and the Italo sex farces Substitute Teacher aka La supplente
(1975, poster below) and School Days a.k.a. La professoressa di scienze naturali
(1976 / full movie in Italian), we can't really
remember that many female teacher-centric sexploiters out there.
"An early film [...] from
the days when New World Pictures was Hollywood's hottest training ground for
new talent (1973). The plot, a rape mystery, is an ugly, exploitative downer,
but Kaplan puts some infectious high spirits into the incidental action.
Everyone is having so much fun that it seems a shame when the film is forced to
stop every 10 or 15 minutes so the three lead actresses can take off their
shirts. [The Chicago Reader]"
Chuck Norris has no lines in his
first [short] appearance in a US movie in The
Student Teachers as a karate instructor. And as one sees by the advert below, at least at the Grand Island Drive-in Theatre,
The Student Teachers was once on a
double bill with the WIP/nursesploitation Corman production, The Hot Box (1972).
The screenplay was by Danny Opatoshu,
one of the less prolific screenwriters of the Corman factory of the 70s. Plot
and opinion from B&S About Movie: "Rachel (Susan
Damante of Blood Sabbath [1972, with
an uncredited Uschi
Digard] and The Photographer
[1974 / trailer]) who
wants to teach the good parts of sex education after school (that is, birth
control and that sex isn't this alien, frightening thing); Tracey (Brooke Mills
of The Big Doll House [1971 / trailer]) dates an art
teacher who cheats on her [and gets involved in nude photography]; and Jody (Brenda
Sutton of the WTF biker flick J.C.
[1972 / WTF?]) works
with an inner-city education effort but also gets involved in selling drugs.
[...] To say this movie is dated is an understatement. That said, it's packed
with the earnestness of the end of the 1970s and the feeling that young people
would change the world. They all ended up repeating the same cycle as their
parents by the early 80s. But for now, they would be the student teachers."
Trailer to
The Hot Box:
The Hot Box:
The Slams
(1973, dir. Jonathan Kaplan)
This flick here is a Gene
Corman production. Written by TV scribe Richard
DeLong Adams (as Richard L. Adams), who scribed the Roger Corman-produced Jim
Brown vehicle of the same year, I
Escaped from Devil's Island (scene), which co-starred
Christopher George (25 Feb 1931 – 28 Nov 1983). George, who isn't in The Slams, like Brown did a Playgirl centerfold in the 70s — that's it directly below. Dick
Miller makes his trademark short appearance in The Slams, Kaplan's third directorial project, as a cab driver.
The Slams:
Shameless Self Expression, which points out that in the film
there is a "cute cameo by cult fave Miller as a cabbie Brown encounters at
one pivotal point in the film", thinks that The Slams is a "watchable 1973 Jonathan Kaplan [...]
blaxploitation-tinged prison escape movie [that] boasts a few good performances
(notably the imposing and sadistic Cassidy [...] and slimy Bob Harris, while
Pace is her usual blank self), and passes the time quite acceptably so long as
you don't think about it much ([Frank] DeKova's imprisoned mobster character is
pretty silly)."
The babe of the movie, Judy Pace,
made her film debut as one of the title characters in William Castle's 13
Frightened Girls (1963 / trailer). Amongst her
limited output of feature films: Cotton Comes to Harlem (1970 / trailer) and Cool Breeze (1972 / trailer). Ted Cassidy (31 July 1932 – 16 Jan
1979), fondly remembered as Lurch from the original Addams Family TV show (1964-66 / credits), is also found
in the trash (to use the word loosely) "classics" Poor Pretty Eddie (1975 / trailer) and The
Intruder (1975 / trailer).
The Slams was shot on location
mostly at the former Lincoln Heights Prison in Los Angeles, which stop
operating as a jail in 1965. Somewhat more recently (2009), the site was used
for scenes in the fab video to Lady Gaga's single Telephone.
Music video to
Lady Gaga's Telephone:
Lady Gaga's Telephone:
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