Sunday, February 7, 2016

The Curse of Frankenstein (Great Britain, 1957)

(Spoilers!) The film that made Hammer… and both Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee's careers, though in the case of the latter, he really didn't gain all that much international attention until the following year in Hammer's Horror of Dracula (1958 / trailer).
Directed by Terrence Fisher, written by Jimmy Sangster, this version of Mary Shelley's classic shocker is a far cry from James Whale's classic black and white version, but the 1957 film is only all the better for it. Threatened with legal action by Universal Studios should the film be too similar to their version, not only was the original monster's iconic look given a wide berth, but scriptwriter Jimmy Sangster returned to and updated the original source (even as he kept the novel's time period), dumping all the poetry of Whale's 1931 version and doubling the blood, sex, and cynicism. Like the novel upon which it is based, The Curse of Frankenstein is very much about the good doctor himself, the monster making his appearance relatively late in the movie and, in general, remaining very much a secondary figure.
Featuring excellent production values, top-notch acting, and more blood and carnality than the public of the time was used to seeing in their horror films, the movie was met by scathing critiques but nonetheless quickly became the most profitable film made by an English studio, a position it held for many years. (It also jump-started the mania for Gothic horror films that Hammer was to excel in.) The movie's present position as a horror classic has come to it like flavor does to vintage wine, slowly and only over the passage of time. The first Frankenstein film to be made in color, it was Hammer's first color production as well, which very much indicates that despite all the admonishments to the contrary, both the film company and director Fisher were out to create something extraordinary from the very beginning. (Likewise, unlike with any of their earlier productions, Hammer cut a deal with Warner's for the U.S. distribution of the movie in advance of the actual filming.)
Not that all those involved necessarily believed the film would amount to much. An oft-told tale about The Curse of Frankenstein that might or might not be true involves an exchange between Cushing and Lee when the actual filming began: When Lee complained that his character had no lines, Cushing supposedly retorted, "You are lucky — I've read the script." Whatever his feelings may have originally been about the project, Cushing nevertheless supplied one of the best acting jobs of his long and illustrious career, presenting a truly definitive version of the doctor as a cold-hearted, dedicated egoist, ruthlessly driven by a desire to master science, forever blind to anything minutely resembling morals or guilt. Charming he may be, but behind that mask of English refinement hides an arrogant, psychotic soul.
If Cushing's acting turn is top notch, that of the other stars of the film is variable. As Paul Krempe, Frankenstein's tutor and later assistant, Robert Urquhart makes no special impression other than that he is obviously younger than the adult Frankenstein despite supposedly being many years older. The film's mouthpiece of morals, he tends to annoy and seems highly ineffectual all the way up until the final scene in which he seals the doctor's doom by denying that the creature ever existed, an act which actually is contrary to the moralistic stance of his character up to that point, for it can be seen as nothing less than an act of simple deviousness: by insuring Frankenstein's execution, he finally gets the girl. The girl in this case is Elizabeth, played by Hazel Court, one of the most beautiful scream queens of the time. A capable actress, she does much with what is little less than a peripheral, token role, making a much more indelible appearance than Urquhart, despite his meatier part. (Her eventual retirement from horror movies after her marriage to US television director Don Taylor came much too early, depriving the genre of one of the best scream queens after Barbara Steele.)
As for Lee, despite having almost less screen time than Court, he makes an excellent impression as the monster, presenting him as an uncoordinated killing machine, a creature alien to both its stitched-together shell and the world around it. That he kills has nothing to do with him being "evil", but rather to the fact that he doesn't seem to know that he can do anything else. As for the other tertiary characters, only the maid Justine (Valerie Gaunt) makes any true impression, due as much to her campy accent and her position as the creature's only female victim (in her nightgown, no less) as to the fact that she manages to exude enough earthy sexuality to make it easy to believe that Frankenstein would be more than willing to bonk her. (Oddly enough, her career seemingly never went any further than this film and a brief appearance as one of the Count's vampire consorts in Horror of Dracula.)
The Curse of Frankenstein opens with the young, orphaned Baron (Melvyn Hayes) primly dong his prescribed duties in regard to the burial of his deceased mother. That out of the way, he promptly hires Paul Krempe (Urquhart) as his tutor. Jump start ahead, the Baron is not only (as mentioned before) an adult suddenly much older than his tutor, but he is the owner of a full-blown mad-scientists lab in which he and his tutor-turned-assistant carry out all sorts of experiments in the name of science. Starting with the revival of a dead dog, they quickly move on to stitching together a humanoid creature from body parts collected and stolen (some, like the hands, under the most questionable of circumstances). Elizabeth (Court) shows up to take her promised matrimonial place at the side of the Baron just around the time when the moralistic Krempe opts out of further assisting the Baron to instead hang around making declarations of future doom. The Baron kills for a brain which in turn Krempe damages, but there is no stopping the driven, ruthless mad scientist. The Creature (Lee) is a pathetic mess, an out-of-whack piece of reanimated body parts that does little more than kill and destroy; despite its obvious faults, the Baron revives it a second time after its initial death. Finally, after it is destroyed in that handy vat of acid every turn of the century scientist seems to have had in his lab, the Baron is held responsible for the creature's murders and must face the hangman alone, deserted by both Krempe and Elizabeth… Of course, as everyone knows who has seen the less-visceral and almost as equally entertaining sequel, the Baron does not lose his head as planned.
It must be added that the film's greatness lies more in the whole of the parts than in the direction itself. Despite his lasting fame and the respected reputation, Terence Fisher was somewhat staid when it came to using the camera. His compositions are definitely balanced, but his direction tends towards immobility. Fisher's true talent seems to have been to get the best out of the people he worked with, be it the actors or the set designer, and that is what makes the movie here. Indeed, in The Curse of Frankenstein, his camera work is so static that when he finally uses his famous speeded-up zoom to the freshly revealed face of the monster, the trick is so obvious that it almost fails: one is less shocked by the monster's ravaged appearance than by the sudden, unexpected movement of the camera. Luckily, however, all the other ingredients of the movie mix so well that the finale result remains an undisputed, if minutely flawed, masterpiece of horror.

Saturday, January 30, 2016

Short Film: The Hobbit (USA / Czechoslovakia, 1966)

As of yet, all Short Films of the Month presented here at A Wasted Life were presented because we found them good. Here, however, is one presented because we think it sucks. And sucks enough to be interesting, sort of.
Did you, like us, see Peter Jackson's overly long and drawn out and oddly uninvolving trilogy and think, "Well, it can't get worse than this"? (OK, in all truth, we only saw the first two instalments; we decided not to bother with the third one.) Thing is, it was already worse twice before: in NBC's "execrable" kiddy animated kiddy musical version from 1977, and in this formerly presumed lost animated short film from 1966.
Wikipedia explains the facts: "The 1966 short animated film The Hobbit! was the first ever film production of The Hobbit. It was directed by Gene Deitch in Czechoslovakia. American film producer William L. Snyder [14 Feb 1918 – 3 June 1998] obtained the rights to the novel from the Tolkien estate very cheaply while it was still largely unknown, with the proviso that he produce a 'full-colour film' by 30 June 1966, and immediately set about producing a feature-length film, with screenplay by Deitch. The project fell through, but after the explosion in the novel's popularity, Snyder realized that his contract had not required the film to be of any length: he therefore instructed Deitch to create a 12-minute film based on his earlier work so that he could retain his rights. He later sold the rights for around $100,000 (not adjusted for inflation). The final project has very little to do with the source material." According to imdb, "The film was screened once in a Manhattan theater on June 30, 1966, the day the contract expired."
Not everyone hates the short. Eye for Film, which says "it's still a treat for completists and an enjoyable little film in its own right", has the following praise: "Brought to life by the beautiful illustrations of Czech painter Adolf Born, which will strike a chord with anyone who grew up watching kids' TV in Europe in the Seventies, this is a whimsical tale that will continue to charm younger viewers today. Excitement is provided by the swelling orchestral music of Václav Lidl, and Herb Lass' narration delivers on drama whilst maintaining a reassuring, bedtime story tone. Although there's no animation in the conventional sense, flashing lights lend impact to the scary sequences and there's so much detail to enjoy that the eye never wanders."
Decide for yourself.

Monday, January 25, 2016

Incubus (USA 2006)


(Spoilers — but, like, who fucking cares?) Written by Gary Humphreys, who also wrote True True Lie (trailer), another unknown movie likewise filmed that same year in Romania, which, going by a landscape pan near the start of the movie, looks like it might be a beautiful country worth going to. Incubus, however, is not a movie in any way worth watching.
AKA Fear Factory, the original title of Incubus gives hope to some form of sex horror movie, as the literal translation of "incubus" — a male version of a "succubus" — is an evil spirit that descends upon women as they sleep for sexual intercourse. But the film jettisons the fine points of the term and, instead, claims that an incubus is simply some demon that invades your dreams. Wrong — like everything else about this direct-to-digital flick.*
* This movie's minor claim to fame is that it is the first movie ever released specifically as a direct-to-download movie: it premiered on the Internet and was released by AOL on Halloween, 2006. There is a lot of crap on the Internet. 
In all truth, a more fitting title of this "movie" would be A Total Piece of Shit, and that is what we will call it as of now. A cut and dry template for a career-killing movie that doesn't even succeed at being funny bad, A Total Piece of Shit excels only in the amount of boredom it induces. And while it is easy to understand why non-actors with no career might accept a part in a flick like this, it is sad to think that anyone who ever had any career at all, even a minor one like that of Tara Reid, would stoop so low. (To fall any deeper would require a co-starring role with Richard Grieco — see: Webs [2003] and Raiders of the Damned [2005].)
The plot of A Total Piece of Shit is a predictable as the movie itself, and is driven primarily by one laugh-inducing, head-shaking, unbelievable, and bad decision after the other on part of the youthful fodder-cum-wannabe characters. Five minutes into the movie, after a badly lit and shot chase and kill scene in some locked-up compound, these six stock characters are introduced and it quickly becomes obvious that they are not only bound to die and that they probably subconsciously want to die, but that they are all bona-fide candidates for the Darwin Awards: every decision made in the movie, like most of the dialogue, is not only illogical, but screams "Kill me!" Indeed, we have seldom seen a movie in which the characters all deserved to die more than they do in A Total Piece of Shit.
Our six idiots — semi-Final Girl Jay (Tara Reid), her brother Josh (Russell Carter), and friends Peter (Christian Brassington) and Karen (Monica Barladeanu of Caved In [2006 / trailer] and Fall Down Dead [2007 / trailer]) and Holly (Alice O'Connell) and token Afro-American Bug (Akemnji Ndifernyan) — survive a nasty car accident (unscratched!) while returning home from a camping trip in the mountains of Montana, a camping trip that obviously involved no camping equipment but does involve Karen wearing "five-hundred-dollar boots". Of course, they do the logical thing of wandering off the road and across the countryside and, since they're going to freeze if they stay outside, breaking into the first fenced-in and locked-up building they happen to stumble upon — by rappelling (!!!) 30 meters down through an opening on the roof. (Here Karen, who early on shows herself to be the stupid bitch, proves to be the smartest one there by turning around and leaving. By dint of the film's closing scene, she actually turns out to be the movie's true Final Girl.) Trapped in the compound, they stumble upon the so-called incubus, a sleeping murderer (Mihai Stanescu of Catacombs [2007 / trailer]) instantly recognized by Jay. ("It's the guy who bit off his tongue...") Only, instead of being put to death as reported to the press, the bad boy had been handed over to bad people conducting bad experiments. As can be guessed, once the non-teen teen idiots enter the compound, the rest of A Total Piece of Shit is basically about them running around a lot and making more stupid decisions, all of which lead to them dying one by one.
In any event, any person with a brain — and probably even those without one — won't find anything mildly of interest in A Total Piece of Shit, which drags on for way too long and does nothing but stumble from one annoying stupidity to the other, torturing all viewers (or at least those that don't save themselves by falling asleep or turning the movie off) with interminable, noxious boredom. We can only guess A Total Piece of Shit was made as a tax deduction and not as a serious project, for no one making a serious movie (unless truly untalented) would make a movie like this, a movie so moribund and lethargic and unintelligent and uncreative that its overriding and all-encompassing inability and carelessness doesn't even manage to garner giggles. (How carelessly was the movie made? Well, one character kills his possessed girlfriend and doesn't even blink. They use flashlights even when the lights are on and complain that the batteries are getting low. And — perhaps the most subtle of all the mistakes — characters who have bitten off their tongue talk totally normal moments later.)
Nothing exciting happens, nothing scary happens, nothing is well-shot or well-acted, nothing is in any way interesting or involving or worth wasting your time on in A Total Piece of Shit. We saw A Total Piece of Shit so you don't have to.