Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Short Film: The Secret Cinema (New York City, 1966)

Among the selection of fine blogs we have listed under list of Blogs for Wasted Lives found at the [right] side of this blog is The Dwrayger Dungeon, otherwise seen on the list as 13. Coincidentally, that fine blog began the same year as this one, in 2007, and is still going strong — stronger than a wasted life, to be sure, going by the number of entries it has every year. Would positively give us size envy, were it not that our entries are invariably longer. That aside, the Dungeon's quickies tend to be fun if fluffy, often introduce us to fun stuff or remind us of fun stuff we've forgotten, and always entertain. Check that great blog out if you don't already know it.

Next month, in February, our Short Film of the Month will take a look at something the Dungeon introduced us to, but this month, for January's Short Film of the Month, we want to take a look at a short film we saw long ago and the Dungeon reminded us about: the first film directed by Paul Bartel* (6 Aug 1938 – 13 May 13 2000) that made any waves, the low budget B&W short film from 1968, The Secret Cinema, "a paranoid delusional fantasy of self-referential cinema" that — to quote the ever quotable Steven Puchalski from his great book, Slimetime: A Guide to Sleazy, Mindless Movies is also "a nightmarish, pitch-black chunk of nervous laughs" and "a wild, psycho trip of calculated mental sadism".
Shot in 1966 and screened at '66 London Film Festival & '67 New York Film Festival, the 30-minute short  gained a slightly wider audience when it was booked in NYC to be screened with Brian De Palma's feature-film debut, Murder à la Mod (1968 / first four minutes). Bartel's short was a labor of love with a non-budget of $5,000 shot in part on the leftover short ends from commercials shoots at the company where Bartel worked (Rose-Magwood) and/or from porno productions. (Considering the times, surely soft-core.) The Secret Cinema was filmed silent to cut costs and subsequently dubbed.
Over at All Movie, Hal Erickson has a plot description for The Secret Cinema that is a bit less blow-by-blow that that found at The Dwrayger Dungeon: "Almost 30 years before Peter Weir brought us The Truman Show (1998 / trailer), cinematic cult figure Paul Bartel [...] was the 30-year-old auteur of this half-hour film, a somewhat sleazy bit of surrealism on a similar subject. Amy Vane** plays [Jane,] a woman whose every move is recorded on film. She didn't ask for this scrutiny: the woman is the victim of a voyeuristic director (Barry Dennen [22 Feb 1938 – 26 Sept 2017] of Madhouse [1974 / trailer] and Jesus Christ Superstar*** [1973 / trailer]), who contrives to hide cameras wherever she goes and show the results in a theater. It is just as warped as it sounds, but it has its own peculiar appeal."
Bartel, taking the idea to the paranoiac extreme, has everyone in Jane's life part of the plot, from the guy she's dating (Philip Carlson) to her fat boss (Gordon Felio [23 Dec 1937 – 27 May 2005] of Aimez-vous les femmes? [1964 / full film in French], Nick Carter et le trèfle rouge [1965 / 2.5 minutes] and Al tropic del cancro [1972 / German trailer]) to mother (Estelle Omens [11 Oct 1928 – 5 Dec 1983] of Dead & Buried [1981 / trailer, with James Farentino]) to her best friend (Connie Ellison) to strangers like a waitress or nurse (Mimi Randolph [26 Dec 1922 – 13 Aug 1999]). 
The Secret Cinema was restored in 2017 by the Academy Film Archive and The Film Foundation with funding provided by the George Lucas Family Foundation.**** The version embedded below is found at the ever entertaining source of fun ephemera and serious stuff, the Internet Archives. 
The Secret Cinema:
BTW: Bartel's follow-up film, the entertaining color short Naughty Nurse [1969], which Hal Erickson prudishly describes as "a 7-minute chunk of erotica that is best ignored", can be found twice at a wasted life: once in the meandering entry R.I.P.: Harry Reems, Part VII (1986-2013) (from 19 March 2014) and then again in the meandering entry R.I.P. Dick Miller, Part IV: 1974-76 (from 12 July 2019). Naughty Nurse, like this The Secret Cinema, features sexual twists that hardly shock nowadays but were rather risqué, if not outrageous, in their day. Considering the time The Secret Cinema was made, for example, it was probably positively shocking that Jane's boyfriend not only might infer at one point that he is gay but also appears to be having an affair with Jane's Afro-American best friend.*****
* Cult director and actor Paul Bartel, as you should know, was involved in a noteworthy film or two. His feature-length directorial debut Private Parts (1972 / poster above & trailer below) is a classic shocker, the type of film that just couldn't get made today, and well worth searching out. Death Race 2000 (1975 / trailer) is an exploitation classic, and while Lust in the Dust (1985) is far from perfect, it is fun enough. As an actor, he is some of the fish food in Piranha (1978) and appears in (among many flicks) the sorely underappreciated bodycounter Killer Party (1986 / trailer). He remade Secret Cinema in 1986 as an episode of Amazing Stories (1985-87 / German trailer), for which he also took on the role of the devious psychiatrist Dr. Shreck, Jane's shrink, the man behind the whole thing. The newer version, though good enough for a TV episode, is an argument for needlessness of remakes, and how sometimes the magic of a specific film simply cannot be replicated anew or improved upon.
Trailer to
Private Parts:
** Amy Vane, born in California around 1939, never appeared in another film. Over at Theater Sounds, back in 2005 they told a bit about her life: "Amy Vane-Goldbaum AMY VANE-GOLDBAUM is not eighty, yet, but she does vaguely remember life before the Second World War. She was a Theater, Radio/TV major at UCLA and apprenticed at the Laguna Beach Playhouse one summer. Ben Hecht sent her sandwiches. She worked as costume mistress and understudy for Theatre Group at UCLA under John Houseman. She went to New York City, of course, and became a puppeteer and starred in an early independent film called The Secret Cinema, directed by the late Paul Bartel. It was shown at the London and NYC film festivals in the late 60s and became a minor cult classic. She studied the Miesner Method with the late Jim Tuttle. She left the city for the country and got her Miesner Method straightened out by the very great Beverly Brumm in Ulster County, New York. She is now retired but for years produced and performed marionette plays as Herrick Marionettes and hand puppet plays as Vane & Co, for children, appearing in New York City frequently at the Lenny Suib Theatre up at the Asphalt Green and even once at the Fraunces Tavern." As late as 2017, she was obviously still alive, for she donated $200 to a Dan Savage Go Fund Me project pertaining to The Secret Cinema, and here it shows she was still kicking in 2018.
*** As Pontius Pilate he does the counting heard in the trailer to a film which features the big screen debut of the "iconic" Golden Age penis Paul Thomas as Peter. The movie — like the original stage production, actually — was and is of course in no way subliminally or overtly racist in its casting of its only truly visible Afro American cast member, Carl Anderson (27 Feb 1945 – 23 Feb 2004) in the film and Ben Vereen (of Gas-s-s-s [1970 / trailer]) in the original stage production, as the traitorous Judas.
**** Hans Solo shot first!
***** Stonewall only happened in 1969, and the Supreme Court case Loving vs. Virginia was only decided in 1967, up to which point "misegration" was still illegal in 16 states.

Friday, January 17, 2020

Sinister (USA, 2012)


"Don't worry, Daddy. I'll make you famous again."
Ashley (Clare Foley)

In general, a well-shot but not very good tale about an asshole, semi-alcoholic, has-been true crime writer, Ellison Oswalt (Ethan Hawke of Daybreakers [2009] and The Purge [Un-USA, 2013]) who moves his family into the house that was the site of the mass murder he wants to write about. (That the house is a murder site is a fact he manages to hide from his family, who seem to be internet illiterate, for much of the movie, in part by playing Donald Trump with the facts.) When Oswalt suddenly discovers evidence in the house that a serial killer is at work, he keeps the info to himself so as to have a sure-fire best seller…. Slowly but surely, however, he can no longer deny the fact that the killings are of supernatural nature.
Many of the film's scares are based on the writer's habit of investigating mysterious nighttime noises, which awaken only him, by wandering around the dark hallways and rooms of the house without flipping on any of the light switches. Much of the movie feels generic and rehashed, but Sinister is nevertheless mildly scary beyond just the plethora of annoying, generic jump shocks. It is the murders caught on the 8mm home-movies, however, that are the most effectively upsetting and unnerving — all the more so once the murderer(s) are finally revealed. In the end, literally, Sinister's true saving grace is its totally downer and unexpected resolution, one so bleak that it does indeed become a shock.

Friday, January 10, 2020

Best of 2019?

Photo cut from the fake album cover for Karl Malden Reads the Speeches of Lyndon B Johnson, originally created by Twisted Vintage but found at Cut-up Sound. The faux album cover, oddly enough, came up through a Google image search for "Oscar award with boobs"… For more unexpected but fun finds that we've had when searching odd phrases, we suggest you watch our Short Film of the Month for April 2016, Fist of Jesus.

2019 was a busy year — or so we see it in retrospect, as an explanation for why the last year saw the least amount of blog entries (48) since we started a wasted life in a fit of boredom some 13 years ago. And of those 48 entries, only 21 — less than half — were actual film reviews. And from that meager selection, the time has come to choose our yearly "Best of" list… A relatively easy task, in theory, for all we really need to do is list all films that we gave a positive review and we would have a list of ten. But we don't actually find that all the movie we enjoyed truly deserve placement on the list, thus the list of only eight. Plus one special mention, way at the bottom. 
Here they are, but for the special mention in the order that the original review appeared on a wasted life. The titles are linked to the original review.
 






Pink Flamingos 
(Baltimore, 1972)




Dolls 
(Italy/USA, 1987) 
Not to be confused with the recently released (2019) killer dolls horror movie of the same name, Dolls (trailer), directed by Cuyle Carvin.

 

 


Vampire Circus 

(Great Britain, 1972)


 

 


The Snake King 

(USA, 2005) 

A terrible film in every way, but we truly enjoyed it. You probably won't.

 


 


The Most Assassinated Woman in the World 

(Belgium, 2018)


 



The Purge 

(Un-USA, 2013)


 

 


Krampus 

(USA, 2015)





Special Mention:
OK, we trashed it — but have told dozens of people about it since, laughing our heads off as we did so. So maybe we enjoyed it more than we thought…
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