6 August 1931 – 19 October 2017
"A mostly unsung titan has passed."
The great Umberto Lenzi has left us! In a career that spanned over 30 years,
the Italian director churned out fine-quality as well as crappy Eurotrash in
all genres: comedy, peplum, Eurospy, spaghetti western and macaroni combat, poliziotteschi,
cannibal and giallo.
Tarzan in the Golden Grotto
(1969, dir. Manuel Caño)
Italian title: Tarzán en la gruta del oro. OK,
imdb and elsewhere credit the screenplay to Umberto Lenzi, from a story by
Santiago Moncada and Joaquín Romero Hernández, but the credit sequence to the
movie (below) doesn't support that. But who are we to say it ain't so, Joe? In any event, great soundtrack.
Credit Sequence to
Tarzan in the Golden Grotto:
Santiago Moncada and Joaquín Romero
Hernández, the credited screenwriters, went on to write Cut-Throat Nine (1972 /
trailer),
while Santiago Moncada also worked on better-known movies, including Bell from
Hell (1973 / trailer),
Mario Bava's Hatchet for the Honeymoon (1970 / trailer),
and José Ramón Larraz's
Rest in Pieces (1987 / trailer).
Upon Tarzan in the Golden Grotto's initial
release in Italy, to avoid paying licensing fees to the Burroughs estate the
loincloth-wearing jungle king was called Zan ("Zan", "Tarzan"
— get it?) and the movie Zan, re della giungla, or: "Zan, King of the
Jungle". By the time of Manuel Caño's sequel three years later, entitled Tarzan
and the Brown Prince (1972) from the go, one assumes some licensing was
achieved.
The fan-website Down Memory Lane with Tarzan
says Steve Hawkes is "probably the best of the unauthorized 'Tarzans'."
Maybe, but the Tarzans of Tarzan, A Gay XXX Parody (2016 / full film),
Diego Sans, and Joe D'Amato's Tarzan X: Shame of Jane (1994) and Tarzhard — The
Return (1995), Rocco Siffredi, are far more impressive, to say the least. And uncircumsized.
Trailer to
Tarzan and the Brown Prince:
Over at the great website Shock Cinema,
Steven Puchalski, who thinks that "Steve Hawkes was the worst Tarzan to
ever grace the silver screen", has the plot: "Steve Hawkes […] headed
up two cut-rate, brain-dead Tarzan knock-offs by Spanish director Manuel Caño (The
Swamp of the Ravens [1974 / song]).
[…] Hawkes had the necessary physique and loincloth, his '60s sideburns, '50s
pompadour, wobbly yell, and all-around lousy acting made him an easy laughing
stock..."
Puchalski also has the plot: "When sultry, scantily-clad white chick Irula (Kitty Swan, star of
Ruggero Deodato's Gungala, the Black Panther Girl [1968 / first 30 minutes]
& Virgin of the Jungle [1967 / first 27 minutes])
is seized by an African tribe in the opening minutes, who can save her? Muy
macho Zan, of course, who rides to her rescue on an elephant, takes on her captors
singlehandedly, and returns this beauty to her hidden Amazon village. Soon
afterward, Zan is shot by greedy, evil white hunters who're after the Amazons'
'yellow stones' (i.e., gold), but it takes more than a bullet to put down our
studly savage. After a hard-drinking old prospector patches his wound,
shortsighted Zan rewards him with gold stolen from the Amazons' secret grotto,
which quickly catches the attention of our stock villains. Meanwhile,
Krista Nell (Feast of Satan [1971 / trailer],
The Bloodsucker Leads the Dance [1975 / trailer],
The Slasher [1972 / trailer,
with Farley Granger],
and The Red-Headed Corpse [1972 / scene,
also with Farley Granger])
plays the prospector's gorgeous daughter, who's new in town and shocked by
local customs (e.g., finding a eight-foot snake in her hotel room, the chief of
police wandering in while she's bathing). After Irula becomes the new Amazon
Queen, their home turf is attacked, her sisters are all slaughtered, and it's up
to Zan (who's essentially responsible for this massacre in the first place, by
revealing the location of their gold) to save the day... The production boasts
scenic nature photography and comely actresses […], but it's still a
ridiculously cheap, often excruciatingly dull mess. […]"
Stjepan "Steve Hawkes" Šipek
eventually wrote, directed and (sometimes) starred in a variety of no-budget
regional films down in Florida, most infamously the "anti-drug,
pro-Christian, turkey-headed-killer horror film" (and total trash classic) Blood Freak
(1972).
Trailer to
Blood Freak:
Battle of
the Commandos
(1969, dir. Umberto Lenzi)
Italian title: La legione dei dannati. Everyone who has ever watched The Dirty Dozen
(1967 / trailer)
please raise their hands. Aka Legion of the Damned, possibly to cash in the
similarly entitled Sven Hassel's book of the same name, which came out the same
year. Lenzi goes back to macaroni combat; among the men who cooked up the
screenplay, Dario Argento.
The Movie Scene,
which says that Legion of the Damned "[…] takes on a whole new level of
entertainment as some of it is so bad it becomes good", has a plot
description: "After his platoon was massacred on what ended up being a
suicide mission against the Germans, Irish Colonel Charlie McPhearson (Jack
Palance) has had enough. That is until he is asked to assemble a group of men
to go on another mission as the target is an operation run by Colonel Ackerman
(Wolfgang Preiss of The Mad Executioners [1963 / trailer]
and Cave of the Living Dead [1964 / full film]),
whose troops were responsible for his platoon's demise. Assembling a group of
military convicts McPherson knocks them into shape to complete their mission,
which is to defuse underwater mines to clear the way for a June 10 invasion by
commandos. But for McPhearson this is personal and he wants his men not only to
do what they had to do but also the job of the commandos."
At imdb, Steve Nyland
(aka Squonkamatic) from New York, USA, says "It's a film populated and
made by legends or semi-legends, with the added bonus of Euro Horror siren
Diana Lorys, since after all what good is an Italian genre film without some
gorgeous woman to ogle. Jack Palance steals the show with a cockeyed performance
highlighted by a half-Irish accent that he probably fed with a solid half pint
of booze during the course of an average day's shoot. Can't blame the guy for
turning it into a good time."
Among Diana Lorys' horror films, all of
which are better than this war film, are Jesús Franco's The Awful Dr. Orlof
(1962 / trailer),
The Bloody Judge (1970 / trailer)
and Nightmares Come at Night (1972 / German trailer),
Carlos Aured's Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll (1974 / trailer),
and the great Fangs of the Living Dead (1969 / trailer).
Trailer to the totally unknown 1968
spaghetti western with Diana Lorys,
La ciudad maldita:
Orgasmo / Paranoia
(1969, writ & dir. Umberto Lenzi)
Starring the great Carroll "Baby
Doll" Baker, in the second year of her Eurotrash phase — her first
Eurotrash project being Marco Ferreri's Her Harem (1967 / trailer). In her autobiography Baby Doll (Dell, 1985), Baker writes little of her Italo-years, but she does mention that "The Italian film indusry was thriving then and I made close to twenty-four films. I'm never sure of the exact number. [...] I ended up in three different movies, all entitled Paranoia. Not only were the stories similar, but I'm fairly certain that Jean Sorel [...] was my leading man in all three." (She's wrong about the last, actually: in this Paranoia here, her leading man was Lou Castel.) According to Baker, her "three" Paranoias — though we know only of two — all had the same title "because an Italian producer didn't want to pay the title-registration-tax more than once."
Orgasmo is the first of four movies she was
to make with Umberto Lenzi, the first three of which were done in a row. The
movie's original title, Orgasmo, decidedly inappropriate for a land as prudish
as the US of A, became her first Paranoia when it was thusly re-titled when shipped abroad. (In 1970, Carroll
Baker starred in her next Paranoia, another Umberto Lenzi movie, which though entitled Paranoia in
Italy was released in the USA as A Quiet Place to Kill. Confusion between the two has
reigned since.)
Trailer to
Orgasmo:
In any event, this Paranoia aka Orgasmo was
co-written with Ugo Moretti (who also had a hand in Emanuelle and the Erotic
Nights [1978 / German trailer
with — GASP! — penis]) and Marie Claire Solleville. Orgasmo was Lenzi's first giallo
film, and like many a giallo film made before Dario Argento's style-setting directorial
debut The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970 / trailer),
the narrative and events are less codified.
Theme to Orgasmo —
Lydia MacDonald's
Fate Had Planned It So:
A plot description can be found At the
Mansion of Madness:
"Recently widowed and wealthy Kathryn West (Carroll Baker) has moved from
America to a lonely villa in Italy. Detached from her past and looking to live
a quiet life of peace and isolation, her only form of contact and company now
is her lawyer (Tino Carraro of Werewolf Woman [1976 / trailer]),
a stern housemaid (Lilla Brigone), and a deaf gardener. Kathryn finds herself
attracted to a young stranger (Lou Castel of Requiescant
[1967]) whose motor happens to breakdown in front of her house one day and is
seduced and charmed into letting the young man and his sister (Colette
Descombes, seen below from the July 1968 issue of Playmen International) stay
with her. Once she is hooked in, both brother and sister, and surely some other
outside influence, mess with her sanity in cruel and evil ways that drive her
mad."
Over at the ever intelligently written She Blogged by Night,
She-Who-Blogs points out that Lenzi's gialli "were never met with the same
enthusiasm as those from his contemporaries such as Mario Bava or Dario
Argento, and in many ways his films are more straightforward exploitation
rather than full-blown gialli."
She later adds, "Not that Lenzi
strove for all that much beyond salaciousness with his film, mind you. Orgasmo
plays more like the American erotic thrillers so popular in the 1980s and 1990s
than a true giallo. The sleazy mystery at the heart of Orgasmo is pure giallo
[…] as is its criticism of women, especially women of wealth. There's often a
frustrating double standard in gialli, movies that use the sexuality of their
female leads as the primary advertising point, while condemning the female
characters they play for being too sexual. In Orgasmo, this condemnation
mirrors heavily the 'woman of 40' trope so popular in pulp novels, the
stereotype of a woman hitting her sexual peak while at the same time, in the
more sexist plots, desperate for one last sexual fling in the face of the
unspoken threat of menopause." Her final judgment is: "[…] Lazy
storytelling permeates Orgasmo, and is the most responsible for the film's
insubstantial feel. One can't go into the film expecting true, classic giallo
without being disappointed, but when approached as a campy 60s throwback, Orgasmo
can be a whole lot of fun. It's bright, colorful, soapy and silly, with just
enough depth in the right places to keep you interested. This is one of the
lightest, fluffiest gialli you will ever see."
Also from Orgasmo —
Wess & the
Airedales'
Just Tell Me:
So
Sweet... So Perverse
(1969, dir. Umberto Lenzi)
Italian title: Così dolce... così perversa. Carroll Baker's second movie for Lenzi, with a cast
that also includes Eurobabe faves Erica Blanc (The Night Evelyn Came Out of the
Grave [1971 / Italian trailer],
The Devil's Nightmare [1971 / music],
Mark of the Devil Part II [1973 / trailer],
La vendetta di Lady Morgan [1965 / Italian trailer] and much, much more) and Helga Liné (of Orgy of the Vampires [1973 / trailer],
The Dracula Saga [1973 / trailer]
and much, much more).
One of the screenwriters of So Sweet... So Perverse, Massimo D'Avak, who
worked on the mondo documentary Die andere Seite der Sünde / L'altra faccia del
peccato / The Queer... The Erotic (music)
the same year as this movie, later went on to help write Who Saw Her Die?
(1972). The other co-scribe, Ernesto Gastaldi,
wrote many a fun Eurotrash film, including 2019: After the Fall of New York
(1983 / trailer),
Torso (1973 / trailer)
and Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory
(1961).
Opening Credits:
The plot, according to Spinning Image:
"Wealthy socialite Jean Reynaud (Jean-Louis Trintignant) leads a
jet-setting lifestyle. Stuck in a dull marriage to his beautiful but frigid
wife Danielle (Erika Blanc, seen below not from the film), he alleviates his boredom by sleeping with friends
like the sexy but married Helene (Helga Liné). One day Jean hears a woman being
assaulted in the apartment above where he encounters Nicole (Carroll Baker).
Intrigued by the beautiful American woman, Jean discovers she is trapped in a
sadomasochistic relationship with a brute named Klaus (Horst Frank of The Cat
o' Nine Tails [1971 / trailer]).
Inevitably Jean and Nicole have an affair whereupon he tries to help her escape
her abusive boyfriend so they can start a new life together. But then various
secrets come to light and […]."
Tofu Nerdpunk
more or less says (in German), "Carroll Baker, Jean-Louis Trintignant, and
Erika Blanc are truly good, talented and charming actors and are what make this
early giallo from Umberto Lenzi watchable in the first place. Other than that,
Lenzi has a few nice visual ideas, most of which are shoddily executed. The
plot never really takes off, and one is used to better within the genre. You
never really care about the puzzle or the different interconnections between
the characters. […]"
At Hannes' Filmarchiv,
however, Hannes more or less disagrees (also in German): "We are in the
realm of Diabolique (1955 / trailer),
but not that bad of a variation. […] But each revelation brings a reversal. As
a result, the viewer's expectations are played with, and that all the way to
the unusual, rather open ending. Cinematically the film is also at a high
level. Accomplished visuals with thought-out perspectives and clever lighting
are complemented by the actors' expressive body language."
Cinezilla
also likes the movie, pointing out that "Like many of the titles that get
sold off as gialli, Umberto Lenzi's So Sweet... So Perverse is unquestionably
not a giallo. And even though it has a great title, it's neither sweet nor
perverse. But it is a pretty entertaining little movie that stays safely inside
the thriller sphere and comes off more like an extended twist on the Boileau-Narcejac
novel Celle qui n'était plus ('The Woman Who Was')." (What? You haven't read
that book yet?)
The great Riz Ortolani did the score; the
song Why (music by Riz Ortolani, lyrics by Norman Newell and performed by J. Vincent Edwards)
also showed up later in Seven Blood-Stained Orchids (1971).
Scenes and Music from
So Sweet... So Perverse:
Paranoia / A Quiet Place to Kill
(1970, dir. Umberto Lenzi)
Lenzi's third movie with Carroll Baker, once
again a movie that takes plot elements from Henri-Georges Clouzot's film Les
Diaboliques (1955 / trailer)
and, like so many films of its ilk, wallows in wealthy people doing bad things
in beautiful environments.
Opening Credits:
Over at All Movie,
Robert Firsching offers the following synopsis to what he calls a
"ludicrous thriller": "Carroll Baker plays Helen, a race-car
driver who recovers from a coma and is summoned to the Majorcan villa of her
ex-husband Maurice (Jean Sorel). Constance (Marina Coffa) is Maurice's new wife
and wants Helen to help her kill him. Unfortunately for Constance, Helen
double-crosses her and she is killed instead. But there are more surprises
ahead when Constance's daughter Susan (Anna Proclemer) shows up and tries to
kill Helen because she wants to help Maurice, who is revealed to be her lover.
The story […] is all quite complicated, but has very little dramatic impact due
to static cinematography and weak performances."
Terror Trap
calls the movie "Standard stuff, but Lenzi's creations are always fun to
watch and he consistently coats his work with a dash of stylin' flavor (check
out that mod, reverse-negative opener). Leads Baker and Sorel are mucho easy on
the eyes; and the grand guignol type climax is a cool touch."
(Spoilers) Over at imdb, that busy purveyor
of porn lor
of New York, New York, also thinks "impressive visuals, merely OK
thriller", but he points out that the movie actually only nods at Les
Diaboliques (1955) and, rather, that "the real ripoff here is from an
equally distinguished source, René Clément's Purple Noon (1960 / trailer).
[…] That classic Patricia Highsmith movie presented the thriller format in
sundrenched, always bright & beautiful settings, probably the best such
example of that approach since Leave Her to Heaven (trailer)
in the '40s. Lenzi adopts the same against-the-grain (no Gothic or gloomy
visuals) look and carefully imitates the key elements of Purple Noon's
suspense. The murder takes place on a yacht, and the final twist of the film,
the 'return of the repressed' frisson moment, is identical, as the
incriminating corpse is dredged up from Davy Jones Locker not as part of the
official search but rather accidentally from another search instigated by the
guilty parties."
The whole movie
in under 7 Minutes:
in under 7 Minutes:
Deadly Trap
(1971, writ. & dir. Umberto Lenzi)
Italian title: Un posto ideale per uccidere. Aka Oasis of Fear and Dirty Pictures.
Lenzi's Easy Rider (1969 / trailer)
in the form of a giallo — being hip was never so dangerous as in the the late 60s and early 70s.
This is one of his more popular gialli, and not just because a young and
beautiful Ornella Muti does a lot of nude scenes (considering her age at the
time, 16 or 17, possibly done with a body double). The photo of her below is of when she was of legal age and did a photo shoot for the Italian literary magazine, Playmen.
Trailer to
Oasis of Fear:
The Spitting Image
intectualizes "With Ingrid a dreamy lovechild who happily hands a kite
taped with wads of cash to a impoverished child and Dick prone to spinning
outrageous lies about their hippie exploits, the youngsters are both innocent
and shrewd, both exploiters and the exploited. Their tendency to live life as a
fun and games marks them as doomed. While they're canny enough to turn the
tables on Barbara, Dick can't bring himself to commit real cruelty. The older
woman has no such qualms. While not quite a long-lost classic, this evolves
into an interesting chamber piece, and Lenzi delivers psychological drama and a
number of tense sequences. […] While laced with intrigue and titillation, the
film refuses to address icy Barbara's motivations and she wavers between
pensive and hysterical. Coupled with a fatalistic streak that renders the Bonnie
& Clyde (1967 / trailer)-style
climax a foregone conclusion, Oasis of Fear is worth a watch but rather
gimmicky and soulless."
Over at imdb, the Void
from Beverley Hills, England, might disagree with the last statement about what
(s)he sees as a "standout giallo from Umberto Lenzi": "[...] Oasis
of Fear was made while Lenzi still had a lot of respect for the genre, and as
such it stands tall as one of his very best films. [...] This film doesn't
adhere to the usual giallo rules and traditions, and at first it's difficult to
see where it's going. Lenzi does a good job with creating his characters,
however, and although the first half of the movie is all about setting up the
second half, it's interesting thanks to the handling and decent performances
from all concerned. When the twist in the tale comes about, it's amazingly
shocking because it appears to come out of nowhere, although Lenzi does a good
job of ensuring that it doesn't feel superfluous to the plot, and the change of
direction certainly suits the film. Oasis of Fear benefits from a good cast
[...]. The real standout, however, is Irene Papas who is handed the meatiest
role in the film [...], and gets to have fun with a character who is anything
but what she seems. The standout sequence of the film takes place in an aviary
full of owls, and the nihilistic conclusion manages to be sad despite the
lightweight nature of the movie, and overall; this is a giallo definitely worth
tracking down."
As the newspaper advert above reveals, long
ago, at the Grand Theater
in Paris, Texas, Dirty Pictures was shown as part of a double feature with Maurizio
Lucidi's The Designated Victim (1971).
Trailer to Maurizio Lucidi's
The Designated Victim:
Knife of Ice
(1972, writ. & dir. Umberto Lenzi)
"Italian director Umberto Lenzi
dispatches with his usual decadence and debauchery for an Agatha
Christie-styled whodunit set in the Spanish countryside."
Trailer(s) to the Movie:
TCM
has a truncated plot description: "As a thirteen year old, Martha Caldwell
(Carroll Baker) witnessed the death of her parents in a terrible railway
accident. Barely surviving the tragedy herself, Martha was struck dumb due to
the shock. Now an adult, the still mute Martha lives with her uncle Ralph (George
Rigaud, 11 Aug 1905 – 17 Jan 1984, of José Ramón Larraz's Emma, puertas oscuras [1974], Juan Piquer Simón's
Journey to the Center of the Earth [1976 / trailer], and the great classic Horror Express [1972 / trailer]) in the Spanish countryside. Martha's cousin Jenny (Ida Galli, billed
"Evelyn Stewart", of Hercules and the Haunted World [1961 / trailer]
and The Night Child [1975 / trailer])
arrives to be with the family but is quickly stabbed to death. It appears that
a sex maniac is roaming the countryside; killing pretty young girls. The
already traumatized Martha seems likely to be the next victim but the case
turns out to be far more complicated than it would first seem."
10 K Bullets
likes the movie, saying "Knife of Ice isn't your typical giallo film as it
is devoid of on-screen carnage and copious amounts of flesh on parade. [...]
Lenzi's effectively uses flashbacks throughout the film to demonstrate Martha's
fragile state of mind. I have seen Carroll Baker in many films through the
years and for me Knife of Ice is one of her best performances of her career.
The whole film relies on her performance and through her facial expressions and
action she manages to bring us the viewers into her experience. Knife of Ice
relies on the atmosphere that is heightened by the locations used. [...] Knife
of Ice breaks away from a lot of the traditional giallo formulas, [but] still
it is an entertaining film in which Lenzi manages to keep things inventive and
fresh."
Ninja Dixon,
who admits that Lenzi is one his favorite directors, complains that: "Knife
of Ice is a very basic thriller […], but like most films by Lenzi is works
pretty good even if the story hardly is unique and the production values just
is a villa and some forest and nothing else than that. The story is generic and
we've seen it before, but Lenzi elegant use of camera tracking and — as usual —
superior editing makes this giallo stand out a little more […]. The cast is
very good. […] Visually Knife of Ice is competent, but the location is boring
and the story very rarely moves around outside the area, so the film seems a
bit flat. Lenzi seem aware of this and tries to liven up the interior shots
with smart use of the camera to a certain degree. […] Marcello Giombini's score
is brilliant, the best thing with Knife of Ice."
Sette orchidee macchiate di rosso
(1972, writ. & dir. Umberto Lenzi)
Title in English: Seven Blood-Stained
Orchids — and Das
Rätsel des silbernen Halbmonds in German. We're not sure whether this should be considered an honor, but Umberto
Lenzi co-wrote and directed this, the last of the "official" Rialto
Edgar Wallace krimis, a series that was already wheezing and on its last legs when it made
its first German-Italian co-production three years earlier with Riccardo
Freda's Das Gesicht im Dunkeln / The Face in the Dark (1969 / trailer).
The casting of the German actress Uschi Glas as Giulia in Seven Blood-Stained
Orchids was supposedly mandated
by the German producers, as she was a regular in the late-stage German Wallace
movies (this was her fifth and last appearance in an "Edgar Wallace"
movie).
Two other German-speaking actresses were also part of the cast:
Austrian Marisa Mell (24 Feb 1939 – 16 May 1992), who is also to be found in a
few Wallace productions, and Petra "Miss World 1956" Schürmann (15
Sept 1933 – 13 Jan 2010), who had likewise already been in another Wallace, Die Tote aus der
Themse / Angels of Terror (1971 / trailer).
Seven Blood-Stained Orchids is the only Rialto Wallace that is set and takes
place completely in Italy. Traditionally, London — or at least England — was the preferred location.
German Trailer to
Das Rätsel des silbernen Halbmonds:
(What are Edgar Wallace krimis? Here at A
Wasted Life, see: Der Frosch mit der Maske
[1959], Der Rächer
[1960], Der Fälscher von London
[1961], Das Gasthaus an der Themse
[1962], Der Schwarze Abt
[1963], Das indische Tuch
[1963], and Im Banne des Unheimlichen
[1968]... and/or our R.I.P. career review of Joachim Fuchsberger.)
In any event, Seven Blood-Stained Orchids
was not based on a Wallace book or title, nor did it share any stylistic
elements to the traditional German Wallace krimis, and thereafter the series
was officially dead (though it was revived for a series of German TV films during the second half of the 1990s). For that, however, imdb states that the movie's (uncredited)
inspiration was Cornell Woolrich's great novel Rendezvous in Black. It is, like
all the "Italo Wallaces", a far more enjoyable movie experience if
you go into it expecting a giallo and not a Wallace movie.
Trailer to
Seven Blood-Stained Orchids:
Digital Fix
has the plot: "An assassin is on the prowl, murdering women and leaving
curious silver crescent moon-shaped pendants in their hands. He works fast,
too. Within the space of two nights he has done away with an old woman, a
prostitute and a young English artist, as well as made an attempt on the life
of Giulia (Uschi Glas), a young lady who is engaged to fashion designer Mario
(Antonio Sabato of Escape from the Bronx [1983 / trailer]).
Carrying out the attack on board a train, our daring killer is surprised by the
ticket collector and scarpers, leaving Guilia for dead. She is, however, very
much alive, but the police decide that, for her own safety, it would be better
for the killer to think her dead, even going so far as to stage a funeral.
Mario, however, is not one for resting on his laurels, and he and Giulia decide
to track down the killer themselves (giallo police are almost always
incompetent). The film here gets complicated, as Giulia recognizes the crescent
moon pendant as being identical to a key-ring owned by an American man she
encountered at a hotel two years ago. It becomes apparent that all the victims
are people who were staying in the hotel at that time, meaning that there is a
grand total of seven women lined up on the chopping board. It becomes a race
against time to track down the remaining targets before the killer, who always
seems to be one step ahead..."
Hysteria Lives
says, "All the classic gialli elements are here and the vintage is perfect
— the genre was probably at its height. There's a lot to recommend this film,
it's suitably twisty and the bodies keep on dropping, with the killer always
being just one step ahead of the police. Riz Ortolani's loungey score is
memorable and there are some especially effective suspense scenes (including
one where an acutely paranoid patient in a sanatorium, played by genre regular
Rossella Falk [10 Nov 1926 – 5 May 2013], finds she really does have something
to worry about as the killer lurks in her room and the staff ignore her pleas
for help, fed up with her previous crying-wolf tendencies). The beautiful
Marisa Mell [...] puts in a memorable double performance as a potential
victim-to-be and her twin sister. One of whom is terrorised by the killer with
an electric drill, in an incendiary scene which not only pre-empts the
power-tool mayhem of the 80s but also the gory excesses that Lenzi himself
would excel in later years. But despite all the elements being in place the
film, although a thoroughly entertaining one, fails to achieve anything near
classic status. The requisite sleuthing, which is left to Mario (Julia staying
at home like the good little woman for most of the running time), feels a
little workmanlike. [...] Also, in a slightly ridiculous touch, the film
recalls some of the worst cliches of older thrillers when, not once but twice,
a woman faints when confronted by the killer!"
The Man from Deep River
(1972, dir. Umberto Lenzi)
Title Italiano: Il paese del sesso selvaggio. Aka Mondo Cannibal, Sacrifice! and any
dozens of other names.
Trailer to
The Man from Deep River:
Cool Ass Cinema
says that though the movie is "A strange blend of brutality and romance,
it's not as extreme as later [cannibal genre] entries, but for historical
value, it's required viewing. One of the film's strongest attributes is the
capturing of the colorful local flavor and customs of the Thai people. You get
a sense of both danger and exoticism in the surroundings and the culture — particularly
the natives in their element. None of the other films — including Ruggero
Deodato's Cannibal Holocaust — managed to do this as successfully. [...]
Lenzi's movie caters to a peculiarly crude romanticism built specifically
around a single character immersed in a strange new world. The film isn't
driven by violence alone, although there's no denying the sensationalism was
the major selling point. [...] Man is the only film in this genre that makes
any attempt at humanizing its savages. We live with them for 93 minutes unlike
John Bradley who gradually changes from detesting his captors to becoming one
of them. Like the Kuru, the cannibalistic enemies, this moderately passive
tribe isn't without their share of barbarism. The difference is they have the
capacity to love."
Let's have the Devil's Honey
play the devil's advocate: "This film feels and looks more like one of
those sixties jungle adventures then like a cannibal movie. Its main focus is
on the native's rituals and tribal life, but in a clichéd, unconvincing way.
With characters like the old friendly chief, the handsome daughter and the
bad-guy medicine man, it is just too slick to make a real impact. The cannibal
scenes, which play more like a separate episode near the end of the film, are
on the other hand pretty gruesome, especially for a pre-Deodato cannibal film, and
some were re-used for Lenzi's fun, but ultra cheap-looking Eaten Alive (1980). Most of
the actors don't add anything to their clichéd roles, although Ivan Rassimov
(of Planet of the Vampires [1965 / trailer],
Body Count [1986 / German trailer — with Charles Napier
and David Hess],
L'Ossessa [1974 / French trailer], Emanuelle nera: Orient reportage [1976 / Italo trailer],
and more), who is one of my favourite Italian actors, makes the most of his
poorly defined character. Me Me Lai, who was pretty ok in Last Cannibal World (1977) and
Eaten Alive (1980), doesn't make too much impression here, I found her sort of dumb
and irritating."
Oh, yeah — the animal killings. The Science Fiction, Horror and Fantasy Film Review
fills you in about what you don't want to see: "Deep River Savages does
not stint when it comes to portraying the savageries of life among uncivilised
tribes. These Italian cannibal films are not exactly ASPCA-approved and there
are some sadistically dwelt-upon scenes with a mongoose being egged on to
savage a snake. There is also a nasty pre-Crocodile Hunter (1996-2004) scene of
a native wrestling a crocodile and then gutting it while it is still alive. The
most stomach-churning scene is one where a monkey is bound inside a table
specially built to expose its head and the top of its skull is whacked off with
a machete, whereupon the natives invite Ivan Rassimov to join a feast and eat
its brains."
Gang War in Milan
(1973. Writ & dir Umberto Lenzi)
Italian title: Milano rovente. From a story
by Ombretta Lanza (supposedly), and co-scripted with Franco Enna. Aka Burning
City, this is Lenzi's first poliziotteschi movie, as the violent Italo-crime
films of the 70s are commonly called. Strange concept: a non-Blaxploitation
movie in which the "hero" is a pimp. (Get me my money, bitch.) But
then, no one in the movie is all that sympathetic — sounds like real life,
except that in real life, we are all prostitutes. Speaking of sounds, the jazzy but downbeat soundtrack by Carlo Rustichelli is
well worth checking out if you're a soundtrack kind o' person.
Trailer to
Gang War in Milan:
At 10K Bullets,
John
White says that "Milano Rovente is another assured Euro-crime thriller
from Lenzi. It was in fact his first go at the genre. Like his later efforts it
is genuinely exciting, earnestly acted and frequently gruesome. In this film
there is no real hero and the central character [Toto] is selfish, shallow and
a real bastard. His only real loyalty is to Lino (Antonio Casagrande, of that
masterpiece that is Fellini's Satyricon [1969 / trailer])
but he even leaves him to be tortured and is willing to ignore him by running
off with his money to Switzerland with Jasmina (Marisa Mell). When Toto gets
his just desserts it is hard to feel anything other than he had it coming."
Almost Human
(1974, dir. Umberto Lenzi)
"An experience in psycho-sadism you will never forget."
Italian title: Milano odia: la polizia non
puo sparare. Also known as The Death Dealer, La rançon de la peur, Skylia tou
ypokosmou, The Executioner, Der Berserker and The Kidnapping of Mary Lou.
Lenzi
makes another poliziotteschi movie, written by one of Italy's great unsung
exploitation scribes, Ernesto Gastaldi (The Monster of the Opera [1964 / French trailer],
The Murder Clinic [1966 / trailer],
The Vampire and the Ballerina [1960 / trailer],
Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory
[1961], Crypt of the Vampire (1964 /
French trailer]
and The Virgin of Nuremberg [1963 / Italian trailer),
and it is non-stop violence and death to the very end. When he wanted to,
Ernesto Gastaldi knew how to write great trash — we have fond memories as wee
kiddies of having the heebie-jeebies scared out of us by The Murder Clinic and The
Virgin of Nuremberg.
US Trailer to
The Death Dealer:
When watching Almost Human, one wonders not
so much why the lead anti-hero, Giulio Sacchi (Tomas Milian [3 March 1933 – 22
March 2017] of Don't Torture a Duckling [1972 / trailer],
Django Kill... If You Live, Shoot! [1967 / trailer]
and much more), is so psychotic and violent, but rather how he managed to reach
the age he is in the movie. (Less than Human is more like it.) Actor Milian went
on to work on a grand total of six movies with Lenzi.
Also there for the ride, as the Detective
Walter Grandi, the great Henry Silva (of Dick Tracy [1990 / trailer]
and Alligator
[1980] and much, much more) in a very rare acting job as a (tough) good guy, one who
decides to take justice in his own hands.
Marketed in the US as a horror movie, Almost
Human is dismissed in the comprehensive German volume Das größte Filmlexikon der Welt
as a "cheap and extraordinarily cynical action movie". That might
explain why it is so well received by cult movie fans — but maybe the fact that
it is both well made and well acted as well substantially transgressive might
have something to do with its reception, too. (The "party" scene in
the mansion is a make it or break scene for most who manage to get that far.)
In
any event, Furious Cinema,
which describes the movie as "a highly violent, furious work of Italian
crime cinema", sees things differently and includes the movie on their
list of 20 Furious Italian Crime Classics.
Italian Trailer to
Milano odia: la polizia non puo sparare:
The blogsite A Hero Never Dies writes:
"[Tomas] Milian plays Giulio Sacchi, a smalltime petty criminal and
sociopath, despised by even his criminal associates after unnecessarily killing
a cop on a job. After killing a second cop for what turns out to be small
change, Sacchi has an idea for a huge score and enlists a small team to kidnap
the daughter (Laura Belli) of a wealthy businessman for a ransom of half a
billion Lire. The kidnapping becomes a sadistic massacre and [Henry] Silva's
cop Grandi is quickly on his tail but always a step behind. Grandi becomes so
angered by the case, he's determined to get his man no matter what the
consequences."
Over at All Movie,
Donald Guarisco gushes: "This sick yet slick entry in the Italian crime
film cycle of the 1970s is an archetypal example of the form, mixing sleaze and
action in a manner that is compelling and unnerving all at once. The script
moves along at a snappy pace, punctuating its storyline with bursts of brutal,
sometimes perverse violence, and Umberto Lenzi's direction gives the mayhem a
crisp, clean visual style that one wouldn't necessarily expect from such a
tale. However, the real secret weapons of Milano Odia: La Polizia Non Puo
Sparare are the lead performances by Tomas Milian and Henry Silva. […] The high
quality of these performances, combined with the confident scripting and
direction, make Milano Odia: La Polizia Non Puo Sparare a memorable venture
into Italian crime filmmaking. The end result may be too grim and chilly around
the edges for some viewers but anyone with an interest in this subgenre should
check it out."
Cult Reviews
agrees, raving "Almost Human is incredibly fast-paced, with super-exciting
car chases and outrageous gunfights throughout the entire playtime. The script
offers a lot of unexpected twists to keep you on the edge of your seat and Tomas
Millian's hectic performance — his character is popped up on drugs most of the
time — alone is enough to watch this masterpiece of 70s exploitation cinema,
featuring a mesmerizing rock-score by Ennio Morricone. A true must-see!"
Spasmo
(1974, writ & dir Umberto Lenzi)
Supposedly, Lucio Fulci was originally
slated to direct this film, but more than anything else the movie — which
"follows two characters on a dreamlike journey involving murder, vanishing
bodies, and jealous lovers, with dialogue and character development so random
they would drive David Lynch into fits" — sounds like Jess Franco material.
But assuming someone is still there, why will Spasmo still be discussed?
Perhaps, because the film is so weird. As Through the Shattered Lens
points out, of all Lenzi's movies "none were as strange as 1974's Spasmo":
"Attempting to detail the plot of Spasmo is a challenge. Even by the
twisty standards of the giallo genre, the mystery at the heart of Spasmo is a
complicated one. According to Troy Howarth's So Deadly, So Perverse Volume Two, even
Lenzi admitted that Spasmo's storyline made no sense. Add to that, Spasmo
features so many twists and turns that it's difficult to judge just how much of
the movie's plot you can safely describe before you start spoiling the film.
[…] Even by the standards of Italian thrillers, Spasmo is chaotic. The film may
not make any sense but it's never boring. Between the mannequins and the
murders, it's pretty much impossible to follow the plot but who cares? As
directed by Lenzi, Spasmo plays out like a dream, full of surreal images and
memorably weird performances. […] Spasmo is a film that keeps you guessing. Whether
it keeps you guessing because the plot is clever or because the plot itself is
deliberately designed (and filmed) to make no sense is something that viewers
will have to determine for themselves."
Trailer to
Spasmo:
For that, Mondo Digital
has a plot description of what one on-line fan elsewhere describes as "a
strange combination of Jean Rollin (the middle part in particular feels like
something straight out of a Rollin film, in particular Fascination [1979 /
trailer])
and David Lynch": "Our nominal 'hero' is rich kid Christian (Robert
Hoffman of Naked Girl Killed in the Park [1972 / Italian trailer],
Death Carries a Cane [1973 / German trailer]
and the Edgar Wallace krimi Neues von Hexer / Again the Ringer [1965 / German trailer]),
who hooks up one night with a cheery but mysterious blonde, Barbara (Suzy
Kendall of Torso [1973 / trailer],
Tales that Witness Madness [1973 / trailer],
and the Edgar Wallace krimi Psycho-Circus
[1966 / trailer]),
whom he had previously encountered on the beach (where she was lying
face-first, apparently suffering from memory loss). After he calls her a
'sweet, sweet whore,' she offers to take him back to her place for a quick
one... on the condition that he shave off his beard ('There's a razor at my
place; it's big, sharp, and sexy'). Naturally he complies, but before the two
can consummate, he's ambushed in the bathroom by a pistol-wielding thug (Adolfo
Lastretti of The Four of the Apocalypse [1975 / trailer]
and Venus in Furs [1969 / trailer])
who winds up getting shot in the ensuing scuffle. Without even bothering to see
the body, Barbara accepts Christian's word and goes on the lam with him to a
friend's house, a desolate villa filled with birds of prey. Unfortunately
they're surprised again by a couple renting the property, but Christan and
Barbara are allowed to stay the night (even after explaining why they're hiding
from the police). Christian decides to elicit help from his industrialist
brother, Fritz (Ivan Rassimov of The Witch [1966 / full movie],
Cjamango [1967 / trailer],
Emanuelle Around the World [1977 / trailer]
and Mario Bava's Schock [1977 / Italian trailer])..."
The trailer further above, of course, is misleading.
"The film's original trailer has always been good fun, and remains so
here. 'Spasmo ... spasmo ... spasmo ...' whispers the voiceover bloke as scenes
from the film are deliberately edited together in misleading fashion over the
course of 3 minutes. Brilliant. (SexGoreMutants)"
Syndicate Sadists
(1975, dir Umberto Lenzi)
"Life's a hole. We are born from a hole, eat from a hole, shit from a hole, and end up in a hole."
John
Rambo (Tomas Milian)
Italian title, Il giustiziere sfida la città. So you always thought First Blood (1984 / trailer) was the first Rambo movie? Guess again — and watch Lenzi's Il giustiziere sfida la città (aka Just One Man and Rambo's Revenge and more), Lenzi's second movie project starring Tomas Milian.
German Trailer to
Flash Solo:
DVD Drive-In
has the plot to a movie that Cinema de Merde claims has "latent homoerotic content"
and which "NAMBLA members may want to rent": "The film is loaded
with pulp book brutality, with lots of blood squibs, a female being mercifully
battered, and a heavy being suffocated with an overstuffed bag of cocaine. The
dubbed dialog can be laughable at times, but Lenzi is able to cram the
92-minute running time with enough thrills for two or three films […]. Though
made 30 years ago, Syndicate Sadists is the kind of vintage effort that puts
modern action flicks to shame. Milian plays Rambo as a very tough, unbeatable
nice guy with morals who is especially kind to children — risking his life to
rescue one boy, and financially aiding another after his father's passing.
Rambo is the kind of guy who would fire a bullet into a friend sporting a
protective vest, as well as racing his bike from the back of a flaming truck.
Lots of great scenarios are set up for the character, including a rousing fight
scene where Rambo pokes a bloke in the head with a pool stick, while another
ends up knocked out on a toilet seat. […] Legendary actor Joseph Cotton […] is
really good as the tragic crime boss whose physical handicap is kept a secret
until the end, and Euro-horror fans will love seeing [..] blonde sexpot Shirley
Corrigan (of Blind Man [1971 / Italian trailer]
and Dr Jekyll and the Wolfman [1972 / first six minutes])
as a bimbo […].
Fulvue Drive-in, on the other hand, was not too thrilled by the film, saying "Syndicate Sadists (1975) does
not have the edge of the previous film and feels more like a Spaghetti Western
in landing one big Hollywood star and hardly featuring him. Joseph Cotton is
the one who gets the paycheck + vacation this time as a high-up head gangster."
Cinema de Merde,
as indicated earlier, was also not a fan and complained that although thrilled
by the title and appearance of the "cigar-smokin' bearded Italian biker",
that after he "watched the first ten minutes […] it took […] about three
weeks to finally get through the rest of the movie."
Everyone who appears in
Il giustiziere sfida la città:
Over at All Movie, however, Donald Guarisco — who had also so loved Milano odia: la
polizia non puo sparare aka Almost Human — is far more appreciative of the
movie: "Syndicate Sadists is an interesting midlevel example of the
Italian crime film. Vincenzo Mannino's script is fairly pro forma in terms of
plotting […], but it distinguishes itself with unique touches like having his
crime boss character suffer from an affliction he is trying to hide from the
other characters. Syndicate Sadists is also unusual in that it bypasses the
usual tough-guy cop protagonist that these films usually focus on in favor of
making Rambo a streetwise, anti-authority loner who is as likely to use his
brains as a gun or his fists to outsmart the bad guys. Tomas Milian obviously
appreciated getting such a unique character to play and goes to town with it,
making him a character that is as sly and charming as he is deviously
intelligent. Joseph Cotten (of Lady Frankenstein [1972]) also registers strongly as the tragic
crime boss. The final surprise in this film is Umberto Lenzi's slick, confident
direction; Euro-cult fans used to his sloppy, erratic horror film work will be
surprised how efficient his direction is here. […]"
L'assassino è costretto ad uccidere ancora
(1975, dir. Luigi Cozzi)
Aka The Dark Is Death's Friend, The Killer
Must Kill Again, and The Killer Must Strike Again. Based on a novel by the
Russian-Italian genre novelist Giorgio Scerbanenco (28 July 1911 – 27 Oct
1969); Umberto Lenzi — or, rather, "Umberto Linzi" — has a rare
credit as producer on the movie, so who knows what his input was or to what
extent.
Trailer to
The Dark Is Death's Friend:
Luigi Cozzi, though hardly the most
prolific of filmmakers, is nevertheless a name not unknown to cult movie fans:
he is known for his Ed-Woodian directorial talents. He's been involved with
some noteworthy projects, and made some prime trash of his own — most famously Starcrash
(1979 / trailer),
Contamination (1980 / trailer below), The Black Cat (1989 / trailer)
and Paganini Horror (1989 / trailer)
— and this one here, which is known as one of his most coherent and
professional projects.
Trailer to
Contamination:
Braineater
is of the opinion that "The Killer Must Kill Again is a lousy name for a
very good film. […] That's a shame, because is one of the best Italian
thrillers, and deserves a wider audience than its clunky title is likely to
attract. […]" The website, however, is shocked that the movie is as good
as it is, contemplating on how one can go from Starcrash, or Paganini Horror
and "incoherent crap like The Adventures of Hercules (1985 / trailer)"*
to a thriller with "a twist this
unsettling". In their opinion, "if you have the slightest reservation
about seeing The Killer Must Kill Again based on Cozzi's participation, put
your doubts aside and see it at once. You'll never think of Luigi Cozzi the
same way again."
* We went to that film when it came out
cause, face it, Lou Ferrigno had a hot body and we had sort of liked Hercules
(1983 / trailer).
But it became the first movie we ever walked out of — a position held until we
got suckered into going to see The Scent of a Women (1992 / trailer).
The plot, as given by Cinematic Shocks:
"Cheating husband Giorgio Mainardi (George Hilton) has an argument with
his rich wife Norma (Tere Velázquez of Night of a Thousand Deaths [1972 /
trailer])
who has wised up to his betrayal and cuts him off financially with Giorrgio
owing massive debts. He tells her that he is leaving her and storms out. While
out after finishing a call to his mistress from a payphone he witnesses a
mysterious man (Antoine Saint-John of The Beyond [1981 / trailer]),
disposing of a woman's dead body by pushing the car that he drove her in into a
canal. Instead of reporting it to the police, Giorgio blackmails the murderer
to kill his wife for payment. […] When doing the job, everything goes well
until the killer hits a snag. After putting Norma's body in the trunk of his
car and having left the doors unlocked and the keys in the ignition, he goes
back into the house to wipe away any fingerprints he might have left. While
inside a young couple, Luca played by Alessio Orano (Mario Bava's exquisite Lisa
and the Devil [1973 / trailer])
and Laura (the pretty Cristina Galbó of The House that Screamed [1970 / Spanish trailer]
and the Italo-German Edgar Wallace What Have You Done to Solange? [1972 /
German trailer])
come along and steal the car completely unaware of what they have in the boot.
[…]"
"You may think that a movie filled
with such flawed, unlikable people might not make for compelling viewing. Well,
Luigi Cozzi's superb thriller The Killer Must Kill Again is just that. A
gripping joyride through an unpleasant and bloody journey, the movie ends up
being one of the best of the overcrowded giallo genre. (tina aumont's eyes)"
Manhunt in the City
(1975, writ. & dir. Umberto Lenzi)
Italian title: L'uomo della strada fa
giustizia. Aka The Italian Connection and/or La mala
ordina and/or a dozen other names. Not to be confused with Fernando Di Leo's 1972 movie also sometimes
entitled Manhunt in the City (trailer),
which also features Henry Silva.
Opening Credits:
Lenzi's other poliziotteschi film from 1975,
co-written with trash-scribe extraordinary Dardano Sacchetti whose amazingly
long credit list includes, among others, Zombi 2
(1979), City of the Living Dead
(1980), Manhattan Baby
(1982), Demons
(1985), Graveyard Disturbance
(1987) and Per Sempre
(1987).
Henry Silva — of Chained Heat (1983 /
trailer),
Exterminio
(1980 / trailer),
Thirst (1979 / trailer)
and Possessed by the Night (1994 / trailer)
and much, much more — returns for his second Lenzi exploiter, this time a
downbeat Italo-take on Death Wish (1974 / trailer),
one which doesn't quite upend the concept of vigilance justice as much as it
may have intended. (Spoiler: He kills the wrong people in the end — but walks
away from it.)
Music to
Manhunt in the City:
Cult Action
has a bare-bones plot description: "A man's daughter is killed by thieves
during a bank robbery. Due to the incompetence of the corrupt authorities, he
(Silva) decides to take to law into his own hands and track down the killers, a
gang who sport a scorpion insignia. Revenge is the name of the game, and the
manhunt is on!"
Cool Ass Cinema,
which is of the opinion that the "lost" movie is "a diamond in
the rough […] well worth rediscovering", says "The script by both
Lenzi and Dardano Saccetti gets a bit heavy handed at times with its talk of a
by-the-book police force useless in taking care of the people they are sworn to
protect. Silva does the disgruntled citizen shtick well, even though he's
better suited to playing hitmen and hard boiled cops. It's difficult watching
him getting beaten up by low level street scum a good portion of the film. By
the end, though, he's a cold killing machine."
(Are we here at A Wasted Life the only ones who wonder why Quentin Tarantino hasn't written a Silva cameo into any of his movies yet?)
(Are we here at A Wasted Life the only ones who wonder why Quentin Tarantino hasn't written a Silva cameo into any of his movies yet?)
Eyeball
(1975, writ. & dir. Umberto Lenzi)
Like most giallo, the Italian name, Gatti rossi in un labirinto di vetro, is
rather poetic if translated directly: "Red Cats in a Glass Maze". In English, it's
aka The Eye in the Dark, Wide-Eyed in the Dark, The Devil's Eye and The Secret
Killer — and possibly a few other names. A Spanish co-production, it is often
considered a proto-slasher. For that, however, not only are the victims a bit broader than normal for a slasher, but the black chick (Ines Pellegrini, seen below) isn't the first one to go.
Trailer to
Eyeball:
Eyeball:
The Bloody Pit of Horror
has the skinny on the tourists: "So without any further ado, let's meet
our group. We have lesbian fashion photographer Lisa Sanders (Mirta Miller of Count
Dracula's Great Love [1973 / trailer],
Vengeance of the Zombies [1973 / trailer],
and much more) and her model / lover Naiba Campbell (Ines Pellegrini),
unhappily married couple Robby (Daniele Vargas) and Gail (Silvia Solar of Cannibal
Terror [1980 / trailer],
The Man with the Severed Head [1976 / trailer],
La perversa caricia de Satán [1976 / scene],
and more) Alvarado, clergyman Reverend
Bronson (George Rigaud), Mr. Hamilton (John Bartha) and his teenage
granddaughter Jenny (Verónica Miriel of Night of the Howling Beast [1975 /
French trailer])
and Mr. and Mrs. Randall and their teenage daughter Peggy. Also along for the
trip is secretary Paulette Stone (Martine Brochard of Murder Obsession [1981 /
trailer]),
who's flying solo because she's actually fleeing from her married boss, whom
she's been having an affair with. The boss — Mark Burton (John Richardson of
Black Sunday (1960 / trailer) and much more) — ends up following her there anyway and she
promptly informs him 'I refuse to be a plaything!' The entire group is being
chaperoned by Martinez (Raf Baldassarre), a loud, obnoxious and ridiculous
weirdo who likes to scare everyone with a toy spider and laughs maniacally
while doing so."
Vegan Vorhees
muses, "I'm not particularly well-versed in giallo classics, but I've seen
enough to spot the standard hallmarks in play: Mysterious glove-wearing killer,
many-a fast zoom into character's faces as something suspicious is said, 'Americans'
with Euro-accents, amusing translations and clunky dubbing. Being a
pre-American slasher product, Eyeball nevertheless presents itself with more
than a few 80s teenie-kill aesthetics: There are POV shots as the killer floats
towards his next unsuspecting victim, boobs-a-plenty, and a short but sweet
final girl sequence — with, shock, a black final girl! […] Spain is presented
in lush colors and inimitable 70s fashion choices, which lends the film a
pleasantly diverting quality, as if you're taking a holiday from the same-old
American slasher film conventions. Nothing really lets Eyeball down, it just
suffers from the ridiculousness that haunts the whole sub-genre, with a motive
so whacky I had to re-watch the ensure I'd actually not misunderstood it.
Otherwise, it's business as usual: The females are all super hot and super
killed, while the only male victim is old and creasy-faced, and killed
off-camera. The men can be slimy, sleazy, and annoying but still survive
intact, which is a general motif in most Italian body-count horror."
In regards to the last, the Tell-Tale Mind
says, "There is a motive for the killings that take place, though it is
sort of thin, but in the end it mattered very little as it was used to simply
tie things up. Despite some weaknesses to it all, Lenzi's camerawork was one of
the real highlights, bringing life to the scenery of Barcelona and really
making those murders pop. Bruno Nicolai's music was also one of the better
things about the film, though not exactly memorable, but it does compliment the
picture quite well. Given what there was to work with, there are no real
standout performances from the cast, though they do not necessarily do a bad
job, but it adds to the overall mediocrity of the film. Still, Eyeball turned
out to be an enjoyable feature where those looking for a little violence and a
little blood will no doubt be pleased and those looking for something of a game
changer being disappointed. A good film almost all of the right notes, but not
a great one."
Main theme
to Eyeball:
Go here for Part IV: 1976-82.
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