25 Dec 1928 – 30 Jan 2019
The American thespian treasure known as Dick Miller, one of our all-time favorite character actors, entered the Great Nothingness on January 30th, 2019.
A Bronx-born Christmas Day present to the world, Miller
entered the film biz doing redface back in 1956 in the Roger Corman western
Apache Woman (trailer).
He quickly became a Corman regular and, as a result, became a favorite face for
an inordinate amount of modern and contemporary movie directors, particularly
those weaned and teethed in Corman productions. (Miller, for example, appears
in every movie Joe Dante has made to date.)
A working thespian to the end, Miller's last film, the
independent horror movie Hanukkah (trailer), starring
fellow deceased low-culture thespian treasure Sid Haig (14 July 1939 – 21 Sept
2019), just finished production. In it, as in many of Miller's films, his
character is named Walter Paisley in homage to his first truly great lead role,
that of the loser killer artist/busboy Walter Paisley in Roger Corman's classic
black comedy, A
Bucket of Blood (1959).
What follows is a multi-part career review in which we
undertake an extremely meandering, highly unfocused look at the films of Dick
Miller. The films are not necessarily looked at in the order of their
release... and if we missed one, let us know.
Go here for
R.I.P.: Dick Miller, Part
I (1955-60)
R.I.P.: Dick Miller, Part
II (1961-67)
R.I.P.: Dick Miller, Part
III (1968-73)
R.I.P.: Dick Miller, Part
IV (1974-76)
R.I.P.: Dick Miller, Part
V (1977-80)
R.I.P.: Dick Miller, Part
VI (1981-84)
R.I.P.: Dick Miller, Part
VII (1985-89)
Mob Boss
(1990, Fred Olen Ray)
Yet another Fred Olan Ray movie with his usual eclectic cast
of nobodies, familiar faces, and cult names. Although we have not seen this
movie, we are sure that much as Boba
Fett said about Ray's 1986 movie Armed Response (see Part
VII), which like this direct-to-video movie was also scribed by T.L.
Lankford, Mob Boss "makes you wonder if perhaps Ed Wood also wouldn't have
been capable of making some decent movies if he was given some more money to
work with."
Trivia: Somewhere, Mob Boss features the last screen
appearance of the familiar thug face of former professional wrestler Mike Mazurki (25 Dec 1907 – 9 Dec 1990),
seen above from while he was still a wrestler, who appeared in many a better film than this one. Dick Miller shows up to play
someone named Mike... but not Mazurki.
Trailer to
Mob Boss:
The plot, as supplied at Film Affinity:
"Don Anthony (William Hickey [19 Sept 1927 – 29 June 1997]) is the head of
California's largest crime family. Unbeknownst to him, his voluptuous mistress
Gina (Morgan Fairchild) and his arch-rival Don Francisco (Stuart Whitman of The
Monster Club [1980] and The
Girl in Black Stockings [1957]) have plotted a hostile takeover of the
business, and Don Anthony is gunned down following a mob meeting. Lying
mortally wounded in the hospital, Don Anthony directs his chief lieutenant Monk
(Irwin Keyes [16 Mar 1952 – 8 Jul 2015]) to locate his estranged son Tony (Eddie
Deezen) to assume the family business and carry on the Anthony name.
Unfortunately for the family, Tony is a wimpy nerd with no idea of the true
nature of his father's business. As Monk tries to transform the milquetoast
geek into a fearsome gangster, Don Francisco attempts to overthrow him through
Gina's powers of seduction, while a pair of bumbling hitmen (Brinke Stevens [of
Necromancy
(1972)] and Jack O'Halloran) try to bump Tony off at every turn.
At Down Among
the "Z" Movies, they say "This falls squarely between [Fred
Olen Ray's] better efforts (Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers [1988 / trailer]) and his
terrible ones (too many to mention). There are Three Stooges-type sound effects
and a very self-conscious tone for a parody. There are some decent gags — which
is rare for any comedy on this blog."
Over at Amazon,
some customer would probably more or less agree, saying: "Mob Boss tries
very hard to be funny, and, at times, succeeds. […] How funny you will find
this depends greatly on how you view low-brow humor (e.g., child being baptized
urinating on pastor and mob officials), as well as if you are watching for the
women (Morgan Fairchild, Brinke Stevens — who's a delight), and, subsequently,
the nude scenes. […]."
Gremlins 2: The New Batch
(1990, dir. Joe Dante)
Six years after Gremlins was a hit, Dante was given carte
blanche to a sequel (at almost three times the original budget — $30 million
instead of $11 million) and made his, to use his own words, "MAD magazine
[movie]. There are doodles in the margin. It's Hellzapoppin' (1941 / faux trailer), which is
one of my favorite movies. I was very lucky to make it. [Ain't It Cool News]"
Unluckily, Gremlins 2, which was meta long before meta was in, sort of flopped
in a big way.
Gremlins 2: The New Batch:
The plot, as found at Cineccentric
: "The plot once again centers on Billy (Galligan) and Kate (Cates) who
have now moved to New York to put their past behind them. Through a series of
unfortunate events, Billy is reunited with his Mogwai friend, Gizmo, and falls
foul to yet more bad luck when evil gremlins accidentally spawn from him again.
This time, the gremlins run riot in Billy's employer's high rise premises
within the Big Apple, stumbling through a laboratory that gives them even more
hideous characteristics. Billy, Kate, and Gizmo must once again stop the
gremlins, but this time from overtaking New York City."
The Woman Who Sinned
(1991, dir. Michael Switzer)
Dick Miller has a small part as a police detective in a
Susan "Erica Kane" Lucci TV movie! Its original title got changed to Mortal
Passion when it got its VHS release two years later.
Trailer to
The Woman Who Sinned:
The Woman Who Sinned:
Lucci herself offers the following plot description at her
official website:
"Victoria Robeson (Lucci) is a married woman who for the first and only
time in her life succumbs to the charms of another man (Michael "Beefcake"
Dudikoff, seen further below not from the film). Accused of murder, her only alibi is
her adulterous liaison. Trouble is, she can provide no proof that the affair or
her lover, ever existed." Her hubby Michael is played by Tim Matherson,
and her murdered friend Jane Woodman by Lenore Kasdorf (of Fly Me [1973 — see
Dick Miller Part
III] and Where Does It Hurt? [1972 — See Uschi Digard, Part
VI]).
"There's bad and there's laughably bad. ABC's The Woman
Who Sinned falls in the latter category. As the plot twists pile up, this
ludicrous Susan Lucci vehicle is an absolute howl. [LA
Times]"
"Yet another did-she-or-didn't-she drama, with American
daytime TV star Susan Lucci playing the wife accused of murder after she has an
affair. There's really nothing new here as every whodunnit theme is rehashed.
More time seems to have been spent on Lucci's wardrobe and hairdo than on the
plot, but at least she keeps the hysterics to a minimum and valiantly battles
against the constraints of the tired idea. [Radio Times]"
Motorama
(1991, dir. Barry Shils)
Dick Miller plays what House
of Self-Indulgence describes as "an unpredictable father of two"
in this obscure labor of love.
Trailer to
Motorama:
Motorama:
We looked at Motorama in our R.I.P. Career Review of the
great cult actress Susan
Tyrrell, where we tersely cobbled together: "Drew Barrymore isn't the
only person to have a cameo appearance in this surreal road movie written by
Joseph Minion (he also wrote the mildly amusing After Hours [1985 / trailer — see Part
VII] and the decidedly bonkers Vampire's Kiss [1988 / trailer]), there's also
Flea, Jack Nance, Garrett Morris, Mary Woronov, Vince Edwards, Dick Miller,
Meat Loaf and, the reason the film is even here, Tyrrell as a bartender. Plot,
taken from Wikipedia: 'A ten-year-old runaway boy (played by Jordan Christopher
Michael) on a road trip for the purpose of collecting game pieces (cards) from
the fictional 'Chimera' gas stations, in order to spell out the word
M-O-T-O-R-A-M-A. By doing so he will supposedly win the grand prize of $500
million.' Four years later, director Barry Shils followed this, his début film,
with the documentary Wigstock: The Movie (1995 / trailer)."
To supplement the above synopsis, let us look to All Movie, which
points out: "This allegorical comedy […] offers a unique twist on the
standard road movie formula. […] The country presented in this film, however,
is not the U.S., but a fictional land with states such as Bergen and Essex — a
land with parallels to a giant board game. While on the road, […] as Gus
approaches his goal of collecting all eight letters, he has assorted
adventures, many of them strange and a few that are distinctly
unpleasant."
The extremely difficult to please Worldwide Celluloid
Massacre, which rates the film as "of some interest", explains
the symbolism: "A 10-year-old kid (naiveté) drives around the country
(life) in a stolen car playing a game called Motorama (any of life's pointless
driving goals) where he has to collect all the letters to win the grand prize.
Most people see him as an adult (because he isn't really a child) and he
encounters strange characters along the way […]. The message seems to be that
all of life's goals are meaningless and most people are crazy bumbling fools
and you just have to stop driving around like a lunatic and relax. Bah."
Unlawful Entry
(1992, dir. Jonathon Kaplan)
"One of many psychopathic thrillers that washed over us
in the early 1990s, this one targeting an obviously vulnerable situation: what
do you do if a cop sets out to ruin your life? [Thrill Me Softly]"
Throughthe Shattered Lens has a detailed plot: "The upscale and complacent
life of Michael and Karen Carr (Kurt Russell [of 3,000
Miles to Graceland (2001)] and Madeleine Stowe, seen below) is interrupted one night
when a burglar breaks into their home via their skylight. […] Shaken by the
encounter, the Carrs are very happy when a seemingly friendly cop, Officer Pete
Davis (Ray Liotta of No
Escape [1994], Unforgettable
[1996] and Turbulence
[1997]), offers to help them cut through all the red tape and get a security
system installed in their house. […] Pete seems like the perfect cop but
actually, he's a mentally unstable fascist who quickly becomes obsessed with
Karen. When Pete offers Michael his nightstick so that Michael can use it on
the man who earlier broke into his house, Michael refuses. That's all that
Pete needs to see to decide that Michael's not a real man and that Karen would
be better off with him. Even after Michael orders Pete to stay away from
his home, Pete continues to drop by so that he can spy on the couple. When
Michael complains, Pete frames him by planting cocaine at his house. When
Michael says that he's innocent, no one believes him. Why would they? Pete's a
decorated cop who is keeping the streets safe. Michael is just a
homeowner. While Michael sits in jail, the increasingly violent and
unhinged Pete makes plans to make Karen his own."
Trailer to
Unlawful Entry:
Unlawful Entry:
"[Unlawful Entry] is an amazingly sharp, nasty little
thriller that takes a silly situation and squeezes it to the core, vicious as a
heart attack. […] Director Jonathan Kaplan (Night Call Nurses [1972], see Part
III) came from the Roger Corman school of filmmaking, and his technique is
lean and mean. […] The great Dick Miller, also from the Corman camp, appears in
a small role. (Miller always improves whatever movie he shows up in.) [Combustible
Celluloid]"
The film was given the Bollywood treatment in a 1996 version
of the tale entitled Fareb (trailer).
Ye teri ankhe jhuki jhuki hd from
Fareb:
Fareb:
Quake
(1992, dir. Louis Morneau)
This TV cum direct-to-video time-waster is from the not very
active but nevertheless at times effective trash-film director Louis Morneau.
He, like so many, is a graduate of the Roger Corman Filmmaking Factory, where
he started out as an editor of trailers. His directorial projects include,
among other forgotten movies, Retroactive
(1997) and the two unneeded sequels to other better movies, Hitcher II: I've Been Waiting (2003 / trailer) and Joy Ride
II: Dead Ahead (2004 / trailer).
He also supplied the story to the semi-Retroactive movie entitled Slipstream
(2005).
Over at Letterboxd,
some guy named Alberto Farina says: "Straight-to-video Corman
exploitationer is actually more enjoyable than you might expect. […] Liberally
interspersed with stock footage, cheap thrills, bondage and rape, this is
basically a two-character sex thriller (with husband Lottimer spending most of
the film trying to get back home through the city wrecks). Railsback's creeper
peeper and Anderson's attractive captive are convincing enough [so] you won't
care if the plot makes no sense."
Body Waves
(1992, writ. & dir. P.J. Pesce)
(1992, writ. & dir. P.J. Pesce)
The feature-film directorial debut of director P.J. Pesce,
who went on to do the enjoyable direct-to-video prequel to From Dusk Till Dawn (1996
/ trailer), From
Dusk Till Dawn: The Hangman's Daughter (1999). Body Waves was co-written by
Bo Zenga, who went on to produce a movie we here at a wasted life really hated, Turistas
(2006). P.J. Pesce earned ten thousand to write and direct this obscure sex
comedy produced by — who else? — Roger Corman.
Mr
Skin has the plot: "Body Waves is the comic saga of young Rick
Matthews (Bill Calvert) attempting to prove to his father (Dick Miller) that he
will be able to support himself without going into the family's
hemorrhoid-cream business. When Rick sets out to peddle suntan lotion on a
hottie-heavy beach, three nerds make him a proposition: If he can turn them
into lady killers, they'll financially back his new enterprise. What follows is
a romp in which doofuses pursue beauties, and everyone comes out looking like a
boob — in the breast possible way. Catch these Body Waves."
And catch the opening credit sequence of the movie: the
epitome of what one calls a "no budget solution".
Full movie —
Body Waves:
Body Waves:
TV Guide seems
to be one of the very few, the proud, the brave that have ever seen this movie
— and they didn't like it: "Body Waves is a predictable, slow-moving
comedy which futilely resorts to tacky humor for laughs. […] There are a few
genuinely funny moments in Body Waves, but otherwise it fails as a comedy. The
storyline […] is sophomoric, the physical humor doesn't work, and the dialogue
is often ridiculous. At one point Donner says: 'We don't get the fundage unless
those geeks get some pump action.' This pretty much sums up the tone of the
movie, dude. (Profanity, partial nudity, sexual situations.)"
"Nothing dates a film faster than proudly displaying
the year it was made in the damn title. It seems the distributors learned the
errors of their way and removed the '1992' from the DVD release and not just on
the box artwork. They actually went into the film itself and put in a blatantly
obvious black box over the '1992' on the title card which just brings me to a
chuckle. Despite the silly title and botched attempt to correct it on recent
releases, Amityville 1992: It's About Time... err.... I mean Amityville [insert
black box]: It's About Time actually ends up being one of the better entries
into the overlong haunted house series. [Blood
Brothers]"
Amityville 1992: It's About Time
(1992, dir. Tony
Randel)
One of director Tony Randel's projects before this one is
the enjoyable sequel, Hellbound: Hellraiser (1988 / trailer), where he
proved his ability to handle grue and gore; a later film is the far more
enjoyable Ticks (1993 / trailer)
— which is not to say that this movie here does not also have its own enjoyable
moments of visceral. This direct-to-video Amityville movie is the sixth of the
original franchise, which saw two more unneeded movies before the first was
finally remade in 2005 (trailer)
with a buff Ryan Reynolds (below).
Trailer to
Amityville [insert black box]: It's About Time:
Amityville [insert black box]: It's About Time:
The plot, as found at For
It Is Man's Number: "Stephen Macht plays Jacob Sterling, a man who
unwittingly brings a piece of Amityville horror into his home when he brings a
large clock back from one of his many work trips. Things quickly start to
become quite strange for Jacob, as well as for his son, Rusty (Damon Martin),
and his daughter, Lisa (Megan Ward of Freaked
[1993]). When Jacob is savagely attacked by a neighbourhood dog he has to rest
up at home and enlists the help of his ex-girlfriend, Andrea (Shawn Weatherly
of Shadowzone
[1990]), which adds further tension."
"Bizarre things start happening involving dogbites,
retro home decorating, unusual clothing, a giant, bowtie-clad fake bird and
Dick Miller! Miller plays a neighbour whose hedges are immolated by the demonic
timepiece, and he gets a great little scene which suggests a whole
angry-neighbour subplot that was cut out of the picture — so often the fate of
Miller's performances, it seems! [Ha
ha, it's Burl!]"
"There is no universe where this movie makes any sense:
not our universe, not a parallel universe nor a perpendicular one. But who
needs sense when a demonic clock wreaks havoc? […] This movie is a wackadoo
delight. Like I said, it makes not a single lick of sense, but it is totally
enjoyable, off-the-wall crazy schlock. Well, I could have done without the insanely
sweaty sex scene, but still. It's surprisingly gory at times, there's a toddler
with a mullet, and there's a scene where a girl gets fingerbanged by her own
reflection. WHAT THE WHAT. [Final
Girl]"
"Megan Ward seducing her classmate only to dissolve him
in a puddle of black goo is a highlight. [HK Fanatic]"
Evil Toons
(1992, writ. & dir. Fred Olan Ray)
"You little bitch! I'll get you in the sequel for this!"
"You little bitch! I'll get you in the sequel for this!"
Monster (Robert Quarry*)
Don't let the credited screenplay name, "Sherman
Scott", fool ya: Fred also wrote this popular D2V piece of trash pop
flotsam. Dick Miller plays Burt, the boss of the cleaning company — he's in the
trailer, too. Imagine the original The
Evil Dead (1981) remade by a senile Joe Dante on a shoestring budget but
with big-breasted girls more than willing to display their pulchritudinous
assets (example below).
Trailer to
Evil Toons:
Evil Toons:
If we are to believe HK
& Cult Film News, which points out that "probably the most […]
disturbing thing about this movie occurs in the opening minutes when, in an
extremely ironic coincidence, David Carradine's character hangs himself", Evil
Toons came about when "Fred Olen Ray was asked to come in and do some nude
scenes to punch up another film that was nearing completion, and when he saw
all the locations and equipment right there for the taking, with the rental
still paid up for several days, he figured it would be the perfect opportunity
to do another project he was currently trying to finance. So he teamed up with
producer Victoria Till and in eight days shot the 'naked girls terrorized by a
cartoon monster in a haunted house' flick he'd been wanting to make."
Rock!
Shock! Pop! has the plot: "Evil Toons […] revolves around some nubile
young women, this time made up of a quartet of college students — Megan (Monique Gabrielle —
see Part
VII), Terry (Suzanne Ager), Roxanne (Madison Stone) and Jan (porn
star Barbara Dare
acting under the alias Stacey Nix) — who are dropped off at a creepy old house
by a guy named Burt (Dick Miller) who runs a cleaning company. His van pulls up
at the place and they unload everything that they'll need to spend the weekend
cleaning the place up — you know, essential things like slinky outfits and
lingerie. They head on inside and get comfortable but later that night a
mysterious guy dressed sort of like a pilgrim named Gideon Fisk** (David
Carradine of Dead
& Breakfast [2004] and Q [1982])
shows up and hands them a weird old book. The brightest of the girls, Megan,
decides to read a few passages from the book out loud and, well, you've all
seen Evil
Dead, right? Right. Bad things start to happen when a cartoon demon (voiced
by the director himself) appears, summoned by the reading, and starts to make
trouble for the ladies, first by killing off Roxanne and possessing her body.
When various guys start showing up, some looking for sex and others looking to check
in on the girls' progress cleaning, the demon kills them too. Maybe the weird
old neighbor (Arte Johnson [20 Jan 1929 – 3 July 2019]) will be able to help?"
* The un-credited Quarry (3 Nov 1925 – 20 Feb 2009), by this
time wheelchair-bound due to the mysterious midnight mugging during which he
was beaten into crippledom, supplies the voice of the demon. To give credit
where credit is due, Fred Olan Ray was one of the few to give the more-or-less
by then forgotten and ignored actor food-paying employment (if not virtually
the only one to do so regularly).
** Love that sentence structure: Is Carradine a guy named Gideon Fisk who's dressed like a pilgrim, or an unnamed guy sort of dressed like a pilgrim named Gideon Fisk?
** Love that sentence structure: Is Carradine a guy named Gideon Fisk who's dressed like a pilgrim, or an unnamed guy sort of dressed like a pilgrim named Gideon Fisk?
Cinema
Head Cheese points out a core attraction of the movie: "Fred Olen Ray's
Evil Toons is a unique fusion of live-action tits and ass with animated
characters among the bevy of bouncy beauties (Monique Gabrielle, Barbara Dare,
Susan Ager and Madison Stone). […] If the tits aren't enough to keep you
watching there are some nice cameos by numerous cult icons including Dick
Miller, David Carradine and Robert Quarry*."
None of which impressed Down
Among the "Z" Movies, which seethes that Fred Olan Ray "was
apparently wanting to ride the coattails of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988 / trailer) and blend
animated characters with live ones. […] Here, toons from a magical book come to
life and attack — an idea that has some possibilities, as how does one kill
something that's animated? Unfortunately, the film meanders and is the usual
lowbrow sludge Ray specializes in. The toons themselves are mostly derivative
of Chuck Jones and look like they were merely painted onto the film."
Angelfist
(1993, dir. Cirio H. Santiago)
OK, we're stretching things a bit by including this movie in
Dick Miller's resume, especially since he had nothing to do with it. BUT: as
many websites indicate, Angelfist is considered a regurgitation of the Dick
Miller-scribed trash classic T.N.T. Jackson (1974, see Part
IV), and thus distantly linked to Miller.
Trailer to
Angelfist:
Angelfist:
TV Guide has
the plot: "Cat Sassoon [stars] as Katara Lang, a tough L.A. cop who
travels to Manila to find the killer of her sister Christie (Sibel Birzag), an
FBI agent/kickboxer who photographed the assassination of a US military man.
Christie gives the film, which identifies the assassins as the Black Brigade, a
Philippines freedom fighter/terrorist group, to strip-joint dancer/friend Sulu
(Shiela Lin Tan). Embassy official Victor Winslow (Joseph Zucchero) warns
Katara not to interfere. She saves personable gambler Alcatraz (Michael Shaner)
from a street-gang attack and takes Christie's place in a kickboxing tournament
with the approval of Christie's trainer Bayani (Roland Dantes). Diplomat
Donaldson is next killed by the Brigade's black-robed, samurai-like thugs.
Everyone's looking for Sulu and the incriminating film, especially Cirio Quirino
(Henry Stralskowski), the Brigade's chief honcho, and Christie's kickboxer
friend and FBI operative Lorda (Melissa Moore). Now lovers, Alcatraz and Katara
get to Sulu (who is killed) first, and Katara delivers the film to Winslow.
Katara beats Gold Tooth (Christina Portugal) to win the tournament, then foils
the Brigade's attempt to assassinate US Ambassador Franklin. In a final melee,
Katara, Alcatraz, and Lorda (who escaped a torture session with Quirino) kill
Quirino and the traitorous Bayani, his second-in-command. Apparently having won
big bucks in the tournament, Alcatraz and Katara head into the sunset on a
conspicuously large yacht."
The plastic boobage above, from the film, is that of Cat Sassoon (3 Sept 1968 — 1 Jan 2002), whose career was cut short when she died from an opiod-induced heart attack.
In the end, we would probably argue that this movie owes
more to Terence H. Winkless's Bloodfist (1989 / trailer) than to either
T.N.T. Jackson or the later T.N.T. Jackson white-chick remake, Firecracker
(1981, see Part
VI).
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
(1993, dirs. Eric
Radomski & Bruce Timm)
Conceived as a D2V, expanded episode of the TV series Batman:
The Animated Series (1992-95), aka (as of season two) The Adventures of Batman
& Robin, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm was suddenly given a theatrical
release by Warner Bros, where it got positive reviews but failed financially.
It went on to greater success on VHS and DVD, and is now often found on many a
"Best Animated Films" list.
Trailer to
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm:
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm:
And You
Thought It Was…Safe(?), which gushes that Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is
"arguably the most mature American cartoon feature to date", has the
plot: "Phantasm begins with a mystery for Batman (Kevin Conroy) to solve
in the deaths of several prominent Gotham City mobsters, and since the killer
(who goes unnamed for the entire film) is also a costumed vigilante with a
flair for the dramatic and a love of capes and cowls, the entire city believes
Batman's finally blown his last gasket. Meanwhile, one of Bruce Wayne's old
flames, Andrea Beaumont (Dana Delany), returns to Gotham after an unknown
amount of time abroad. Through a series of flashbacks intercut with the main
action (nicely bracketing each act) we learn 'Andy' was the last real emotional
connect Bruce allowed himself before he became Batman full time. Eventually, we
see Bruce's relationship with Andy was instrumental to this decision, and these
flashbacks add more psychological complexity to Bruce Wayne than any film
before or since, no joke, full stop."
The end credit song, I Never Even Told You,
sung by Tia
Carrere:
"[…] We have to accept that it's never going to gain
the mass appreciation of Nolan's Bat-films, or even Tim Burton's; but for those
in the know, Mask of the Phantasm is a gem in the history of Batman on screen.
Indeed, it may even be the best Batman film of all. [100
Films in a Year]"
Dick Miller supplies the voice of Charles
"Chuckie" Sol, seen above, the crime boss that becomes the first
victim of The Phantom. The image below has nothing to do with the film, and was found at Are You There, Blog? It's Me, Stephen.
* Named "Harvey Starkweather" — one of Dante's
darker in-joke references to the general period in which Matinee is set. In
this case, a reference to the infamous serial killer Charles Starkweather
(24 Nov 1938 – 25 June 1959), who (among many films) inspired the low budget
masterpiece The Sadist (1963). Warmer nomenclatural references, among the many
in the movie, include Dick Miller's character Herb Denning (seen above), named
after the actor Richard Denning (27 March 1914 – 11 Oct 1998), with whom Miller
actually worked in The Oklahoma Woman (1956 — see Part
I) and Naked Paradise (1957 — see Part
I), and Cathy Moriarty's Ruth Corday, who is named after Mara Corday (see: Trailers
of Promise – Films We Haven't Seen: The
Giant Claw [1957]). The whole film, of course, is loosely inspired by the
great independent showman cum filmmaker, William Castle.
Matinee
(1993, dir. Joe Dante)
Mondo
Digital, which says that "this love letter to the golden era of kid's
horror and sci-fi matinee movies from the mid-'50s through the early '60s is
perhaps the warmest film directed by Joe Dante", has the plot: "As
the Cuban Missile Crisis looms in 1962 and atomic fears are at their height,
gimmick-hawking movie director and producer Lawrence Woolsey (John Goodman of Fallen
[1998 / trailer])
descends upon a military-heavy neighborhood in Key West to hawk his latest
masterpiece: Mant!, the story of a dental X-ray mishap that turns an innocent
man named Bill into a mutated monster with a taste for sugar cubes.
Accompanying Woolsey is his leading lady and partner in promotion, Ruth (Cathy
Moriarty of But I'm a Cheerleader [1999 / trailer]), who's getting
a bit jaded with a life of nonstop showmanship. Among the fans eager to see the
film are high schooler Gene (Simon Fenton) and his younger brother, Dennis
(Jesse Lee), whose Army dad has just moved them into the area. Gene has a crush
on Sandra (Lisa Jakub) and uses the opportunity to help Woolsey with the big
premiere as a chance for a double date with friends Stanley (Omri Katz of Hocus
Pocus [1993 / trailer])
and Sherry (Kellie Martin), but a jealous leather-clad rival*, a concerned
citizen's group with a big secret, and a twitchy theater manager ensure the big
day will be more explosive than originally planned."
"[…] Matinee appears to represent a maturity upon Joe
Dante's part. While it never leaves the Famous Monsters fanboy territory
that Dante has staked out behind, it is more substantial as a story than all of
Dante's other films. It is less a film about monster movie fannish enthusiasm
than it is about the era the films came from. Indeed, one gets the impression
it could almost be a film about Joe Dante's own childhood. It has a nicely structured
screenplay that enjoyably twists and turns through the awkwardness of asking
girls out, first kisses, dealing with annoying younger brothers, juvenile
delinquency, the madness that took people's imagination during the Cuban
Missile Crisis era and, of course, a love of monster movies. It is the first of
Joe Dante's films that actually touches base with the subtext of the films he
loves. [Science
Fiction, Horror and Fantasy Film Review]"
Raging Bull,
which has the movie on its Best Films of 1993 list, raves that Matinee is
"A rare artistic effort for children, capturing not only the magic of
1950's low budget horror films, but also the pleasure of viewing them in the
theatre. […] There are in jokes for followers of horror and politics, […] much
of Dante's comedy is built around comparing and contrasting the absurdity of
adults with the indifference of children. […] Matinee is the kind of film that
makes you want to be young again because it's one of the few that seems to
truly remember what being a kid was like. It hits on things like how you felt
closer to people you didn't truly know, and even understands that you hated
family films because they were candy-coated corn."
About the music: "The original score was composed by
Jerry Goldsmith. Several cues from previous films were also used, arranged and
conducted by Dick Jacobs, including 'Main Title' from Son of Dracula (1943 / trailer); 'Visitors'
from It Came from Outer Space (1953 / trailer); 'Main Title'
from Tarantula (1955 / trailer);
'Winged Death' from The Deadly Mantis (1957 / trailer); two cues from This
Island Earth (1955 / trailer),
'Main Title' and 'Shooting Stars'; and three cues from the Creature from the
Black Lagoon trilogy: 'Monster Attack' from Creature from the Black Lagoon
(1954 / trailer);
'Main Title' from Revenge of the Creature (1955 / trailer); and 'Stalking
the Creature' from The Creature Walks Among Us (1956 / trailer). [Wikipedia]"
Runaway Daughters
(1994, dir. Joe Dante)
"Rebel Highway was a short-lived revival of American
International Pictures created and produced by Lou Arkoff, the son of Samuel Z.
Arkoff (12 June 1918 – 16 Sept 2001), and Debra Hill for the Showtime network
in 1994. The concept was a 10-week series of 1950s 'drive-in classic' B-movies
remade 'with a '90s edge'. […] Arkoff and Hill invited several directors to pick
a title from one of Samuel Arkoff's films, hire their own writers and create a
story that could resemble the original if they wanted. In addition, they had
the right to a final cut […]. Each director was given a $1.3 million budget and
12 days to shoot it with a cast of young, up-and-coming actors and actresses. [Wikipedia]" Among
the directors: Robert Rodriguez (Planet
Terror [2007]), John McNaughton, (Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer [1986
/ trailer] and Wild
Things [1998 / trailer])
and William Friedkin (Good
Times [1967] and The Boys in the Band [1970 / trailer]) — the list of
future names among the various casts is extensive.
Trailer to Dante's
Runaway Daughters (1994):
A remake of Edward L. Cahn's 1956 B-film of the same name
from 1956 (trailer below), Dante's extremely loose "remake", also set
in 1956, was originally aired on 12 Aug 1994 and eventually, in 2005, had its
DVD release. Dick Miller, seen below from the film, is on hand playing Roy Farrell, a private detective
hired to find the runaway girls. In a bit of meta-deco, at the drive-in theater
playing I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957 / trailer), among the
posters hanging at the Skyline Drive-In movie theater are two in which Dick
Miller had lead roles: Rock All Night (1957, see Part
I) and Naked Paradise (1957, see Part
I).
The basic plot: "Three girls (Julie Bowen, Holly
Fields, and Jenny Lewis) spend their nights chasing boys at the drive-in. When
one of the girls gets pregnant by her boyfriend, he skips town and joins the
Navy. They find out he’s about to ship out and they go on a road trip to the
naval base to confront him. Since their uptight parents would never dream of
allowing them on such a jaunt, the girls concoct an elaborate false kidnapping
plot to cover their tracks. [Video Vacuum]"
Trailer to
Cahn's Runaway Daughters (1956) — and more:
Cahn's Runaway Daughters (1956) — and more:
Girls in Trouble from
Movie
Memories on Vimeo.
The
Pink Smoke, which complains that "the films [of Rebel Highway] are of
extremely variable quality and many of the directors seem to be unclear if
they're supposed to be delivering winking camp, nostalgia pieces or modernized
updates," nevertheless thinks that "Dante's film is probably the best
in the series if only because of his innate talent for all three styles: Runaway
Daughters blends the cinephile nostalgia of Matinee with the goofiness of The 'Burbs
with a distinctly modern knowingness. It's a broad comedy full of deep
emotions, the over-riding emotion being a love for old movies, a love for dusty
archetypes and faded movie stars, for drive-in movie theaters and sullen
teenager greasers, for saddle shoes and headstrong girls. […] It's an episodic
road movie that has no problem placing the girls in situations ranging from the
silly (paranoid backwoods survivalists!) to the horrifying (ugh — rapist cops),
shifting gears moment to moment with each twist of their road-trip in a stolen
coup."
Neither the 1956 version (poster above) or Dante's reboot
of Runaways Daughters had anything to do with the obscure, completely forgotten and possibly lost exploiter
from 1968 by the great non-great Barry Mahon (5 Feb
1921 – 4 Dec 1999), Prowl Girls, which was filmed and possibly also released at one point as Runaway
Daughters. (As Chateau Vulgaria notes,
the in the trailer to Prowl Girls included in 1993's Twisted Sex Vol 3 compilation,
and that the "narration gives the title as
Runaway Daughters".) Distributed by Chancellor
Films and yet to see a DVD or VHS or streaming service release, someone at TV Guide once
saw Mahon's Runaway Daughters / Prowl Girls and wrote:
"A thoroughly unpleasant film about a teenage girl who rejects her
middle-class lifestyle to live with her ex-drug pusher boy friend in an East
Village hovel. He concocts a profitable scheme to separate well-to-do
businessmen from their cash under the guise of social rehabilitation. When the
girl discovers his racket, she runs off with one of the businessmen. She is
tracked down by her former boy friend's associates and injected with a lethal
dose of heroin. Completely unredeeming and ineptly made." Sounds like our kind of film...
Shake, Rattle and Rock!
(1994, dir. Allan Arkush)
As mentioned above in the entry on Runaway Daughters, "Rebel
Highway was a short-lived revival of American International Pictures created
and produced by Lou Arkoff, the son of Samuel Z. Arkoff (12 June 1918 – 16 Sept
2001), and Debra Hill for the Showtime network in 1994. The concept was a
10-week series of 1950s 'drive-in classic' B-movies remade 'with a '90s edge'.
[…] Arkoff and Hill invited several directors to pick a title from one of
Samuel Arkoff's films, hire their own writers and create a story that could
resemble the original if they wanted. In addition, they had the right to a
final cut […]. Each director was given a $1.3 million budget and 12 days to
shoot it with a cast of young, up-and-coming actors and actresses. [Wikipedia]"
Trailer to Arkush's
Shake, Rattle and Rock! (1994):
Shake, Rattle and Rock! (1994):
Allan Arkush, like his regular compatriot and fellow Corman
Factory graduate Dante, was also one of the various directors given a chance to
redo an AIP exploiter from the 50s, and he did this one, a remake of yet
another Edward L. Cahn B-film, Shake, Rattle and Rock! (1956). Ironically
enough, both the original version of Shake, Rattle and Rock! and the original
version of Runaway Daughters were originally released as a double feature.
Arkush's TV movie version, however, was aired two weeks after Dante's Runaway
Daughters, on 26 August 1994 — and eventually released on DVD in 2001.
Full, original, public-domain version of
Cahn's Shake, Rattle and Rock! (1956):
Cahn's Shake, Rattle and Rock! (1956):
Dick Miller shows up to play Officer Walter Paisley Arkush's
the remake, one of many familiar faces also previously found in Rock 'n' Roll
High School (1979, see Part
VI), a film that shares this film's basic adults vs. teens & R'n'R
narrative, if in settings decades apart.
From the soundtrack to Rebel Highway —
Iggy Pop singing C'mon Everybody:
Iggy Pop singing C'mon Everybody:
Others, like Teenage
Frankenstein, are less enamored: "Renee Zellweger […] fares
surprisingly well in this made-for-TV quickie. Her beauty, charm, and energy
(all of which would disappear in a few years) carries what is otherwise
middle-of-the-road fare. The story manages to rip off both Hairspray (1988 / trailer) and Cry-Baby (1990
/ trailer) without
including the already minor camp or outrageousness from John Waters in that
period. […] It was made on the cheap for television and shows. In addition,
there is (as with Hairspray) a subplot involving racism, which is presented
here in such a simplistic manner it becomes rather offensive by itself. I
couldn't hate this film because again Zellweger is enjoyable to watch by
herself. Also, there is an interesting b-list cast, […] a guest appearance by
Paul Anka, John Doe from L.A. punkers X, Riki Rachtman as Eddie Cochran (a
casting decision ranking as one of the low points of western civilization), and
Howie Mandel. Mandel here looks like Steve Vincent of Space Thing (1968 / 5.5 minutes) and Mantis
in Lace (1968 / trailer below) fame."
Trailer to
Mantis in Lace a.k.a. Lila:
Mantis in Lace a.k.a. Lila:
Attack of the 5 Ft. 2 In. Women
(1994, dirs. Julie
Brown & Richard Wenk) 
Like, as if you didn't know: the title of this comedic TV
movie is a reference to the classic B-film starring the stunning Alice Hayes (6
Marc 1930 — 27 Feb 1977), Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958 / trailer) — a factoid we
present only as an excuse to embed a picture of her below.
TVGuide has the plots to this two-segment pay TV movie: "Julie Brown plays the title roles in two spoofs: 'Tonya: The Battle of Wounded Knee,' about a figure skater who plots to cripple her competition, and 'He Never Give Me Orgasm: The Lenora Babbitt Story,' about a woman and her unfaithful husband." The film, particularly the Babbitt segment, offers a humorous but insightful study of the long-term psychological effects of wife-beating and inter-marriage sexual abuse. (Not!)
Julie Brown sings Queen of the Ice —
from Tonya: The Battle of Wounded Knee:
from Tonya: The Battle of Wounded Knee:
We would have liked to present a female take on the movie,
but we could only find one review of the thing, at it was written by someone
with a penis, who says: "[Attack of the 5 Ft. 2 In. Women] is presented as
a double feature, in which two different stories are told. Both feature the
same actress as the main lead but are basically not connected in any way. The
only thing that connects them, expect for the same main lead actress, is how
incredibly bad they are. It's almost as if there was no script ready at the
time of the shooting and the stories just never get off the ground, since they
are just far from something interesting. They progress in a very childish way,
as if it was made only for people with an incredibly low IQ score. How can you
watch and honestly like a movie like this? The movie tries to be funny in
basically every scene, which is overkill. And on top of that, the movie
obviously isn't that funny. It's comedy is oh so predictable and again
incredibly lame and childish. If you let a 6 year old come up with a comedy, he
or she would probably come up with a movie like this. [Bobafett]"
Over at All Movie,
Sandra Brennan has the plot: "A wife finds herself highly expendable as
her husband and his lover continually bungle their attempts at murder in this
black comedy. Mona (Marianne Sagebrecht of War of the Roses [1989 / trailer]), the wife, is
a woman of substance who is forever trying to coerce her husband Eddie (Uwe Ochsenknecht),
a selfish, shallow creep, into making love to her. He refuses. She goes to the
hospital for liposuction. While she is gone, Eddie saves the life of a woman
attempting suicide. She is the beautiful Rachel (Sheila Kelley of The Guest
[2014 / trailer]).
They become lovers. When Mona returns, Eddie lies and tells her that Rachel
will be her nurse. Realizing that Mona will figure it out soon, the two lovers
decide to murder her first. They try burying her in the sand, tossing her into
the garbage, towing her out to sea, but nothing works."
Variety
says, "Similar frustrated death scenarios have been played to various
comic effect in numerous other films, from The Ladykillers (1955 / trailer — see R.I.P.
Herbert Lom) to Harold and Maude (1971 / trailer) and the
Inspector Clouseau series. Here, the couple's strenuously physical efforts to
dispose of their formidable prey are generally more exhausting than amusing,
although there are a few good gags along the way to keep attention from
flagging entirely. […] The film's funniest moments are provided by Dick Miller,
in briefly as a beleaguered priest who defensively complains, 'It's getting
very trendy nowadays to accuse priests of sexual improprieties with young boys.'
Despite heavy sexual element, it's mostly of a caricatured and physically
unrevealing nature."
Mona Must Die
(1994, dir. Donald Reiker)
Dick Smith plays Father Stilicato in this obscure,
German-flavored independent production that almost no one outside of Germany
seems to have seen. The German title, Ein fast perfektes Verhältnis, translates
into "An Almost Perfect Affair".
But if Variety makes it sound like Mona Must Die might offer
a good gag or two, Germany's Filmdienst
simply seethes that the "black comedy" is "a cheap production
that promotes prejudices and relies on stereotypes" and is
"humorless, psychologically implausible and weakly acted".
Midnight Runaround
(1994, dir. Frank De Palma)
Contrary to what one might assume, Frank is not Brian's untalented brother; in fact, the two aren't related. This TV movie is a sequel to the sequel — Another Midnight Run (1994
/ film) — to the
inexplicably popular Martin Brest movie, Midnight Run (1988 / trailer below).
It was followed within the same year by, Midnight Run for Your Life (1994).
The character of Jack Walsh, played by Robert De Niro in Brest's film, was
taken over by Christopher McDonald (of The Faculty [1998 / trailer] and Unforgettable
[1996]) in the subsequent TV movies.
Trailer to
Midnight Run (1988):
My
Movies has the plot to a movie that almost no one seems to have seen (and
in which Dick Miller appears plying someone named "O'Doul"):
"Bounty hunter Jack Walsh (McDonald) heads for a small rural community in
Oklahoma to bring back a young bail jumper (Kyle Secor), only to discover that
the entire town has united to defend the young man."
Eighties
Kids, in any event, is dismissive of all sequels, saying "Midnight Run
was really good, unlike its terrible sequels Another Midnight Run, Midnight
Runaround and Midnight Run for Your Life, films you should definitely avoid at all
costs."
Indeed,
not only has it had a lasting effect of filmmaking, but in no less than ten
years it was already selected for preservation in the US National Film Registry
by the Library of Congress (in 2013).
Pulp Fiction
(1994, writ. & dir. Quentin Tarantino)
Perhaps the greatest of all "almost" credits that
Dick Miller had. "Pulp Fiction is widely regarded as Tarantino's
masterpiece, with particular praise for its screenwriting. The
self-reflexivity, unconventional structure, and extensive homage and pastiche
have led critics to describe it as a touchstone of postmodern film. It is often
considered a cultural watershed, influencing movies and other media that
adopted elements of its style. [Wikipedia]"
Trailer to
Pulp Fiction:
Pulp Fiction:
Tarantino's second directorial effort, Pulp Fiction is also
of the time in his career when Tarantino was still interested in using selected
"forgotten" actors and faces from the genre films that he so loved
instead of the big Hollywood names he gravitates to now.
In any event, Dick Miller shot some scenes for the movie
that never made it to the final theatrical print (though they are now found in
the Outtakes presented on the Collector's Edition DVD*). Had his scenes been
used, he would have showed up as Monster Joe, the owner of the auto parts yard
where Winston Wolf (Harvey Keitel) disposes of the bloody car and body of
Marvin (Phil LaMarr), they guy Vincent (John Travolta) accidentally shoots in
the head. The name "Monster Joe" is claimed by some as an homage to
the director Joe Dante, who famously has used Dick Miller in every film that he
has made to date.
* And, of course,
on YouTube:
on YouTube:
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