"We all know the atomic bomb is very dangerous..."
Originally we planned to just take a
look the theme song to this short as a Music from Movies post — see Music from Movies: Zatoichi, Music from Movies: The Black Klansman, and Music from Movies: The Green Slime — but
somewhere along the way we decided that this classic slice of Cold War
celluloid really deserved to be a Short
Film of the Month.
Really: we have probably all heard of this thing, but
how many (especially those born after 1970) have actually seen this classic,
"1952 civil defense animated live-action social guidance film"? In
1999, Duck and Cover received the
honor of being inducted into the US National Film Registry, which describes the film thus: "This
landmark civil defense film was seen by millions of schoolchildren in the
1950s. As explained by Bert the Turtle, to survive an atomic attack you must
'duck and cover.'" A description that totally ignores the film's most
attractive aspect today: it's pretty funny.
But before we look at the film,
let's take a gander at the catchy title track, entitled Bert the Turtle (Duck and Cover) written by Leon Carr and Leo
Corday, and sung by the Chicago-based singer and entertainer Dick
"Two Ton" Baker (2 May 1916 – 4 May 1975); in its day, it sold three million copies (though
some sales may have been due to the 45's A-side song, Fuzzy Wuzzy [contemporary cover version]). Baker, a successful local musician in
Chicago who once said, "The only thing I've ever wanted to do in this
world is play piano and sing on the radio. This isn't work, it's play — and I'm
getting paid for it!", released other popular novelty songs over the course
of his career, including everyone's favorite, I Like Stinky Cheese. Oddly enough, however, Two Ton's
version of Bert the Turtle (Duck and
Cover), though obviously enough released* as a tie-in to the film, is actually a cover version. The
original version heard in the film is sung by a typically generic easy
listening chorus, by all accounts arranged by the jazz musician Dave Lambert
(19 June 1917 – 3 Oct 1966) of Lambert, Hendricks & Ross.
* It
was released by Coral Records, a subsidy of Decca whose roster included such
great as Patsy Cline and Liberace. Coral ceased to
exist in 1973.
Dick "Two Ton" Baker sings
Bert the Turtle (Duck and Cover):
The short itself was filmed
somewhere in Queens in the autumn of 1951 by the Manhattan-based advertising
firm Archer Productions. "The first public showing of Duck and Cover (and Our Cities Must Fight*) was at the Alert America Convoy launch in
Washington, D.C. on January 7, 1952. The Alert America Convoy was the grand
gesture of the new FCDA [Federal Civil Defense Administration]. The convoy comprised three
caravans of 10 large trucks and trailers that toured the country for nine
months in 1952. Each vehicle contained various civil defense exhibitions including
dioramas, posters, three-dimensional models and movies. The theme of the convoy
was to show what 'might happen' and then provide education on what every
citizen could do to 'beat the bomb.' The Advertising Council, working closely
with the FCDA, promoted the convoy like a Hollywood B-movie with screaming
posters that read: 'Don't miss it…it's the show that could save your life!' [Conerad]"
* Like Duck and Cover, Our Cities Must Fight was an Archer
Productions production.
Obviously intended for a young
audience, this "educational" film enjoyed a long life despite already being
pulled from circulation by the contracting Federal Civil Defense Administration
by June, 1955, and being officially declared "obsolete" by the same
administration in 1957. (For more info on all that, see Jake Hughes's essay at the National Film Registry.) But as every
American knows: if a school ever bought an educational film, it was shown until
it fell apart, so this short continued to be screened for years to come. Thus
the film was indelibly burned into the brains of generations of kids and, once
it was truly no longer shown in schools, it achieved a second life as pop
reference material perfect for such fun stuff as the documentary The Atomic Café (1982), a 2013 National Film Registry induction, or Weird Al Yankovic's
Christmas at Ground Zero (1986)
Full short —
Duck & Cover:
Like most educational and/or civil
defense films, the cast is a cast of nobodies. Perhaps some went on to this or
that level of fame and success in business or crime, but as the names are
unknown we will never know. One name is known, however: that of the narrator. Duck and Cover is one of the first
known film projects of the deceased and mostly forgotten American character
actor Robert Middleton (born Samuel G. Messer, 13 May 1911 – 14
June 1977), who went on to have a decent
career usually playing the bad guy.
Aside from his numerous TV appearances, he
can be found in such fine feature-film fare as Paul Newman's film debut The Silver Chalice (1954 / trailer), the classic noir The Big Combo (1955 / full film), The
Desperate Hours (1955 / trailer), Elvis Presley's film debut Love Me Tender (1956 / trailer), The
Glass Cage (1964 / full film), Nancy Sinatra's film debut For Those Who Think Young (1964 / trailer), Which
Way to the Front? (1970, see Dick Miller, Part III), The Harrad Experiment (1973
/ trailer), and the anti-classic The Lincoln Conspiracy (1977 / full film).
As an added attraction —
Billy Chambers' 1962 non-hit, Fallout Shelter*:
* "Fallout
Shelter, which was recorded in two or three takes along with
the ironically titled A-side of the disk (That's
When I Stopped Living), was sung by 24-year-old Billy Chambers and a chorus
of back-up singers from Florida Southern College. Chambers, who was in a rock
band called the Dynamics, was recruited for the session because [producer &
writer Bobby]
Braddock liked the singer's voice. This record would remain
the only solo music issued by Chambers, who left show business shortly after the
single's release for the more stable field of construction. Chambers passed
away in 1991 at the age of 52 from cancer.
[Conerad]"
Lastly: For another take on when the
bomb falls, let us suggest either our Short
Film of the Month for September 2015, A Short Vision (1956), or for February 2018, Pica-Don
(1978).
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