As of today, we've wasted ten years of our life on
this blog, the first review of which — for an amazingly fun and badly made and
bloody Thai movie entitled Devil Species
(2004), trailer below — we uploaded on Thursday, September 20, 2007. A decade later, we're
still wasting our life. And you?
"A mistake of experiment may transform human into devil species."
Trailer to
Devil Species (2004):
And in honor of our tenth birthday, we thought we might take
a look at some birthday horrors, thrillers, fun stuff — but only those that
actually have the word "Birthday" in their titles. Know of any we
missed?
The Birthday Party
(1968, dir. William Friedkin)
William Friedkin's next project after Good Times
(1967), moving forward from Sonny & Cher and "comedy" to playwright
Harold Pinter and mysterious drama. "The movie, like the play, forces us to
accept a horror story that has no reasonable antecedents: Stanley (Robert Shaw)
is the only guest at a rundown, seaside boarding house owned by Meg (Dandy
Nichols) and Petey (Moultrie Kelsall). Into their lives of placid desperation
come two strangers, Goldberg (Sydney Tafler), tackily urbane and garrulous, and
McCann (Pattrick Magee), a faithful goon. They have been sent by someone named
Monty and "the organization" to retrieve Stanley." (DVD Beaver)
Scene:
Alison's Birthday
(Australia, 1981, writ & dir. Ian Coughlan [1946 – 29
Aug 2001])
"A young woman (Joanne Samuel) is called home for a
special party for her nineteenth birthday, an event which she'd been thinking
of avoiding due to a message from a séance she'd received years earlier. She
heads home with her boyfriend (Lou Brown), but finds that something sinister is
going on…." (Fantastic Movie Musings)
Trivia: Joanne Samuel played Max's wife in Mad Max (1979 /
trailer):
it's her death and that of their baby that makes him mad.
Full movie:
Bloody Birthday
(USA, 1981, dir. Ed Hunt)
Ed Hunt is a rather under-appreciated trash filmmaker of the
past whose limited output is both fun and unjustly overlooked. He is best known
for the cheesy science fiction non-classic Starship Invasions (1977 / trailer),
featuring Christopher Lee [27 May 1922 – 7 June 2015] and Robert Vaughn [22 Nov 1932 – 11 Nov 2016]. This film is one of his best, and
is of the killer-kids sub-genre.
"In a 1970's Midwest suburban neighborhood
three infants are born during a spectacular total
eclipse. During the event the sun and the moon are blocking the planet
Saturn which is said to control human emotions. This apparent lack of remorse
and compassion manifests itself shortly before the children's 10th birthday
when the trio of pint-sized terrors Debbie (Elizabeth Hoy), Curtis (Billy
Jacoby), and Steven (Andy Freeman) unleash a string of murders in their
suburban neighborhood underneath the noses of the adults." (McBastard's Mausoleum)
Trailer:
Happy Birthday to Me!
(Canadian, 1981, dir. J. Lee Thompson [1 Aug 1914 – 30 Aug
2002])
The classic of the list, from the director of the original
version of Cape Fear (1962 / trailer),
What A Way to Go (1964 / trailer),
The White Buffalo (1977 / trailer)
and many fun flicks of varying respectability. This is not his only horror
movie, but it is his only slasher.
"At the Crawford Academy, Virginia Wainwright (Melissa
Sue Anderson) belongs to the social clique known as The Top Ten. The members of
the Top Ten then start being killed off in bizarre ways. As Virginia's birthday
approaches, she comes to believe that the identity of the killer may be linked
with her own shadowy past, something to do with the accident that killed her
mother on a previous birthday and left Virginia with brain damage and memory
lapses about what happened." (The Science Fiction, Horror and Fantasy Film Review)
Trailer:
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
(USA, 1988, dir. John Carl Buechler)
OK, there is no "Birthday" in the title… But:
"The film's original working title was Birthday Bash, chosen to conceal
its identity as a Friday the 13th film. The entire production of this film was
scheduled, completed, and released within six months; shooting took place from
October to November 1987 in rural southern Alabama near Bay Minette." (Wikipedia)
Over at Collider, in their ranking of "best to worst", they ranked it 8th out of 12, saying "The New Blood came out in the time of Scanners (1981 / trailer), which may explain why anybody (anybody!) felt the need to match Jason up against a young telepath (Lar Park-Lincoln). In this case, the telepath also happens to be a curious and damaged blonde, who accidentally brings Jason (Kane Hodder) back from the dead when she begins to remember how she killed her father (John Otrin) with her powers on the very same stretch of Crystal Lake property. Yes, it's convoluted, and the fact that the telepath storyline is given a bogus sense of self-seriousness bogs The New Blood down hugely. The deaths are not particularly memorable, and the characters, even for Friday the 13th, are written with little in the way of focus or even marginal resonance."
Over at Collider, in their ranking of "best to worst", they ranked it 8th out of 12, saying "The New Blood came out in the time of Scanners (1981 / trailer), which may explain why anybody (anybody!) felt the need to match Jason up against a young telepath (Lar Park-Lincoln). In this case, the telepath also happens to be a curious and damaged blonde, who accidentally brings Jason (Kane Hodder) back from the dead when she begins to remember how she killed her father (John Otrin) with her powers on the very same stretch of Crystal Lake property. Yes, it's convoluted, and the fact that the telepath storyline is given a bogus sense of self-seriousness bogs The New Blood down hugely. The deaths are not particularly memorable, and the characters, even for Friday the 13th, are written with little in the way of focus or even marginal resonance."
Trailer:
Birthday Girl
(Great Britain, 2001, dir. Jez Butterworth)
A thriller we missed, about which Rolling Stone
says: "Birthday Girl [...] is merely serviceable — a sexy ride that
doesn't dare enough dangerous curves. It's Nicole Kidman who brings heart and
erotic heat to the role of Nadia, the Russian babe whom shy Brit bank teller
John Buckingham, appealingly played by Ben Chaplin [of Lost Souls (2008)], orders on the Internet.
John almost sends Nadia back because she can't speak English. He changes his
mind when Nadia brings his centerfold fantasies to life in bed. The plot, such
as it is, thickens when Nadia invites her cousin Yuri (Mathieu Kassovitz) and
his pal Alexei (Vincent Cassel) to visit on her birthday. You're right to be
suspicious, and it's not just that two French actors are playing Russians. British
director Jez Butterworth hits more than a few bumps as the movie lurches from
merry to menacing. But keep your eye on Kidman, whose kinky, kittenish
performance turns unexpected emotional corners that pull you up short. […].
Trailer:The Birthday
(Spain, 2004, dir. Eugenio Mira)
We actually have a DVD of this movie in our "To
Watch" pile, but just haven't gotten to it yet. Gotta admit, tho, it does
look interesting. The extremely choosy Worldwide Cinema Massacre,
in any event, lists it as "Of Some Interest" in its list of "Borderline
Extreme Movies": "Unique, cult, Spanish, Lynchian-horror movie with
Corey Feldman as a very prominent lead, somehow carrying the movie in a
strange, Jerry-Lewis-esque nasal performance. Most of the movie is quite
normal, actually, but it builds up slowly for a very overwhelming ending.
Norman is a weak loser in love with a rich girl who barely seems to be able to
stand being with him. He joins her for her father's birthday party in a strange
retro-hotel straight out of Barton Fink (1991 / trailer),
and spends the evening trying to talk to her while trying to avoid embarrassing
her. But strange things are afoot with the waiters, and people keep ending up
dead, while some madman keeps giving him instructions on how to stop an
apocalyptic cult-ritual. The climax blends ear-splitting sound, silence,
complete chaos, and very strange and incomprehensible goings-on, as all hell
breaks loose and Norman tries to stop it with increasingly desperate measures.
Reminiscent of Miracle Mile (1988 / trailer)
in how it starts as a regular movie gradually increases the chaos for an
explosive ending, leaving you wondering when and how it turned surreal."
Trailer:Birthday
(Australia, 2009, dir. James Harkness [? – 31 Aug 2015])
"M (Natalie Eleftheriadis) is the highest paid of the
sex worker girls at Scarlet's, but, even on her 25th birthday, it's business as
usual. Instead of celebrating, her day is spent answering the silent prayers of
Father Phillip (Travis McMahon), who has lost his faith and providing counsel
to her colleagues, the vivacious Lily (Kestie Morassi of Darkness Falls [2003 /
trailer]
and Wolf Creek [2005 / trailer])
and troubled single mum Cindy (Ra Chapman). Amidst the demands of the
no-nonsense Scarlet (Chantal Contouri of Thirst [1979 / trailer]),
M's secret birthday wish goes unanswered, until Joey (Richard Wilson of The
Loved Ones [2009 / trailer])
knocks on her door; a young man who has never learned to love, or even how to
kiss. But Joey also has a secret, it's his birthday too." (Urban Cinefile) Looks arty.
Trailer:
Happy Birthday
(USA, 2016, dir Casey Tebo)
"Happy Birthday stars Matt Bush as Brady Baxter, the
titular birthday boy, who embarks on a trip to Mexicali with his best friend
Tommy (Riley Litman) after he finds out that his girlfriend cheated on him. At
first, both friends are entranced with the shadowy beauty of the Mexican
night-life, but things take a turn for the weird when they accompany fellow
Americans Katie and Lucia, played by Vanessa Lengies and Britne Oldford, back
to their hotel room. This may sound like a standard plot for a thriller about
two friends trapped in a shady corner of Mexico, but there are quite a few
surprises in store for patient viewers. It would be a crime to spoil any more
of the main story, so suffice to say that the movie feels like an insane amalgam
of Eli Roth's Hostel (2005/ trailer),
Rodriguez's Desperado (1995 / trailer), and
even a certain David Fincher movie." (Bloody Disgusting)
Trailer:
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