Follow the link for They Died in September,Part I.
One day you, too, are going to die... but
the following people, both known and unknown, have beaten you to it. (Darn.)
Will you leave half as much behind, or have you a wasted life?
In any event, the list is hardly 100%
complete, but may they all rest in peace.
And in their honor, a new version of a poem
we learned as a child and presented in Part I; this version here is the one
known by one "Brian Danford":
"Did you ever think when a hearse goes
by
That you might be the next to die
They wrap you up in a bloody sheet
And throw you in about six feet
You're okay for about a week
Unless your casket springs a leak
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout
Your liver turns a lusty green
Your guts squirt out like shaving cream
You wrap it up in a piece of bread
And that's what you eat when you are dead."
That you might be the next to die
They wrap you up in a bloody sheet
And throw you in about six feet
You're okay for about a week
Unless your casket springs a leak
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout
Your liver turns a lusty green
Your guts squirt out like shaving cream
You wrap it up in a piece of bread
And that's what you eat when you are dead."
Hiromichi Horikawa
28 November 1916 – 5 September 2012
Japanese film director Hiromichi Horikawa
died of esophageal cancer in his hometown of Kyoto, Japan, on 5 September 2012.
Horikawa began his film career in the early 40s as an assistant director for
Akira Kurosawa before becoming a feature-film director himself with Asunaro
monogatari (1955), a film written by Kurosawa. Horikawa directed his last film,
Hana monogatari, in 1989.
Seven Samurai
(1954, dir. Akira Kurosawa)
Japanese title: Shichinin no samurai.
Hiromichi Horikawa was assistant director on this classic, epic-length B&W
samurai film that went on to spawn not only the classic US American western The
Magnificent Seven (1960 / trailer)
and all its sequels, but trash films like Kill a Dragon (1967 / trailer),
Joe D'Amato's Rocco Siffredi
film Outlaws (1998) and even ¡Three Amigos! (1986 / trailer).
Plot: Poor village terrorized by bandits hire seven samurai to free them from
the bad guys.
Trailer:
Throne of Blood
(1957, dir. Akira Kurosawa)
Japanese title: Kumonosu-jô. Hiromichi
Horikawa was assistant director on this classic, epic-length B&W take on
Shakespeare's Macbeth.
Trailer:
The World's Most Beautiful Swindlers
(1964)
Aka The Beautiful Swindlers; original
French title: Les plus belles escroqueries du monde. A film in four segments
set in four different cities, with each segment directed by a different
director – Claude Chabrol (Paris) Ugo Gregoretti (Naples), Roman Polanski
(Amsterdam) and Hiromichi Horikawa (Tokyo). Pulp International,
which gets the directors wrong in their blurb, explains: "[Les plus belles
escroqueries du monde is] an anthology [...] about crimes committed by four
larcenous women in various cities across the globe [...]. Les plus belles
escroqueries du monde opened in France [...] in 1964, and Japan in 1965."
Serge Gainsbourg sings the title track. The film has since had a fifth
segmented reinstated: Jean-Luc Godard's segment, Le grand escroc, had been
edited out by the distributors for the film's initial release. TV Guide
has the plots of the four episodes: "In 'Amsterdam' [...] a
young woman convinces a doddering old man to buy her an expensive necklace,
promising sexual favors. Once she has the necklace, she runs away and trades it
for a parrot, giving the necklace to an old salt who has no idea how expensive
it is. In 'Paris,' a sucker buys the Eiffel Tower but is arrested when he
attempts to charge visitors a toll. In 'Naples,' prostitutes, to avoid being
sent out of the city, marry old men in retirement villages at the urging of
their pimp, who believes this will give his girls immunity. The scheme
backfires when the men refuse to let their wives work at night. In the most
gruesome of this dubious quartet, 'Tokyo,' a Japanese barmaid serves her
elderly escort noodles and then gleefully watches him choke to death on them,
later trying to pawn his false teeth which she believes to be platinum. They
are worthless, and she is arrested for murder. (In native languages; English
subtitles.)"
Opening Credits:
Sogeki
(1968)
Aka Bullet un proiettile per amare and Sun
Above, Death Below. Over at TCM.com,
the plot to this seldom seen crime drama is explained: "Toru Matsushita
(Yuzo Kayama), a hired killer, is commissioned to break up a gang of gold
smugglers. Just as he thinks his job is completed, he hears of another killer,
Katakura (Masayuki Mori), who has been given a contract on the lives of both
Toru and his employer. Akiko (Ruriko Asaoka), a model who loves Toru, urges him
to leave the country, but he realizes he cannot escape with Katakura still
alive. Katakura kills Toru's boss and Akiko, but in the final showdown, Toru
wins, only to realize he has lost everything."
Saraba Mosukuwa gurentai
(1968)
Aka Goodbye Moscow. Over at TCM.com, the plot to this seldom seen film is explained: "A jazz pianist turned
promoter is financially successful but has become cynical and bored with his life.
About to quit his work, he decides to travel to Moscow with one of his bands.
In Russia, he befriends a youthful dissident who is also a trumpet player.
Despite the disapproval of the Japanese embassy and the boy's brother, a youth
leader, the promoter encourages the young musician. The youth is jailed after a
fight, and the promoter, whose enthusiasm for his work had been stirred, once
again finds himself alone and restless." Dusty Groove
is selling the re-released soundtrack (by Toshiro Mayuzumi), calling it "A
great Japanese jazz soundtrack from the late 60s – as full of feeling and
creative inspiration as some of the best French jazz scores of the New Wave!
The tunes here mostly stand out as strong jazz numbers on their own – although
there are a few shorter, more introspective or scene-setting passages – and
although the players and notes are all in Japanese, we can tell you that the music's
mostly in a small combo mode, with strong solos on tenor, trumpet, and piano
throughout!
The Alaska Story
(1977)
Original Japanese title: Arasuka
monogatari. The plot, to use a computer translation of a French text: "A
Japanese marine lands in the Arctic where he makes the acquaintance of a tribe
of Eskimos. He spends some time with the tribe, finally yielding to the temptation to
hit the road for Alaska where a gold rush is in full swing. After an arduous
and dangerous journey of more than 800 kilometres, he finally reaches more
hospitable lands of Canada..." Although released in the US, this movie
seems not to have been seen by anybody who deemed it worthy of writing about on
the web.
5 Minutes:
Jake Eberts
10 July 1941 – 6 September 2012
The Canadian film producer Jake Eberts died
of cancer in Montreal at the age of 71 on September 6, 2012. Eberts is survived
by his wife, Fiona; two sons; and a daughter. Born in Montreal, he graduated
from McGill University (Bachelor of Chemical Engineering 1962) and Harvard
Business School (MBA 1966) and entered a successful career in business, finally
becoming managing director of the UK brokerage and investment company
Oppenheimer & Co. in 1976. In 1977, he suddenly turned to film financing
and production, joining David Puttnam to found the independent film production
company Goldcrest Films. By 2005, Eberts had been associated with films garnering
66 Oscar nominations, including nine for Best Picture. Among the ones Eberts
helped bring to the screen that we here at A Wasted Life enjoyed are the
following:
Absolute Beginners
(1986, dir. Julian Temple)
OK, the film is bubblegum in comparison to
the book, but it was an entertaining night at the movies, even in 1986.
Unjustly vilified when it was released, it's always good for a go now in the
21st century. Plot, according to Wikipedia: "The film takes place in 1958,
a time in which pop culture is transforming from 1950s jazz and early rock to a
new generation on the verge of the 1960s. London is post-World War II, but
pre-Beatles/Stones/Monkees. [...] Young photographer Colin (Eddie O'Connell)
falls in love with aspiring fashion designer Crepe Suzette (Patsy Kensit), but
she's only interested in her career. Colin tries to win her affections by
taking a crack at the big time himself; meanwhile racial tensions heat up in
Colin's neighborhood of London."
Trailer:
The Name of the Rose
(1986, dir. Jean-Jacques Annaud)
Not quite the film debut of Christian
Slater – he had already appeared in flop-cum-cult film The Legend of Billie
Jean (1985 / trailer)
and the horror flick Twisted (1986 / full film)
– but, Man! Is he not ever an adorable twink in this thing! (Though we would also say the raven-haired beauty he bonks is even better looking.) Great, enthralling
film with great acting, cinematography and art direction, and much easier to
watch then the thick book it is based on is to read, though the happy ending of the film –
girl survives, asshole dies – (unlike the book) reeks of commercial pandering
and a lack of true artistic sincerity. Plot, according to imdb: "An
intellectually nonconformist monk (James Bond #1) investigates a series of
mysterious deaths in an isolated abbey." Takes place in the 14th century –
and despite how the US poster presents it, not a light-hearted murder comedy.
Trailer:
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
(1988, dir. Terry Gilliam)
Since no one likes their film being
referred to as a remake of a Nazi movie, namely The Adventures of Baron
Munchausen (1943), lets claim like all others that Gilliam's film is a version of the tall
tales about a once real person. (The first tales appeared in German, but the
Englishman Rudolph Erich Raspe is credited to the first English-language
version in 1785, which was then later translated into German by Gottfried August
Bürger. The real Münchhausen,
who was alive at the time, was said to be less than pleased by the tales; he
died childless on 22 February 1797.) Like so many Gilliam films, this movie is a bit
long at times and is laden with a vision executed in such detail that the viewer
almost suffers overkill, but it is nevertheless an amazing film that deserves
being seen on the large screen. It is perhaps not the screen debut of Uma
Thurman, but she has never looked better than in this movie.
Trailer:
Last Exit to Brooklyn
(1989, dir. Uli Edel)
TV Guide
says: "Red Hook, Brooklyn, 1952: Korea-bound conscripts, sadistic teenage
gangs, and despondent strikers eke out their desolate existences amidst a
frenzied mixture of prostitutes, psychos, winos, and junkies. Based on a
collection of short stories by Hubert Selby Jr., which unleashed a storm of
controversy upon their publication in 1964, German director Uli Edel's film is
a relentlessly bleak account of life in the neighborhood during a brief period
in the summer of '52. The stories of a cross-section of characters is recounted
in episodic fashion."
Trailer:
Super Mario Bros.
(1993, dirs. Rocky Morton & Annabel Jankel)
Based on the game, of course. Wikipedia
says: "[The film] tells the story of the Mario brothers, Mario (Bob
Hoskins) and Luigi (John Leguizamo of Spawn
[1997]), as they find a parallel universe, where King Koopa (Dennis Hopper of
Red Rock West
[1992]) is a dictator. They have to rescue Princess Daisy (Samantha Mathis) and
stop Koopa from attempting to merge the dimensions so that he could become a
dictator of both worlds. Super Mario Bros. was released on May 28, 1993, and
received mainly negative reviews. It was a box office bomb, recouping only $21
million of its $48 million budget." We here at A Wasted Life, as might be
expected, sort of enjoyed this kiddy film – it was also the first time we
really took note of Leguizamo as an actor. Why does everybody hate him so? The
film killed the directorial career of Rocky Morton & Annabel Jankel, who
five years earlier in 1988 had wowed a few people with their MTV-style remake
of D.O.A. (1988).
Trailer:
No Escape
(1994, dir. Martin Campbell)
Go here for our review of the film, which we saw under its AKA title, Escape from Absolom.
Trailer:
James and the Giant Peach
(1996, dir. Henry Selick)
Go here for our review of the film. (By the way: Henry Selick's early short film, Slow Bob in the Lower Dimensions [1991], was
selected as A Wasted Life's Short Film of the Month for August 2012.)
Trailer:
Chicken Run
(2000, dirs. Peter Lord & Nick Park)
As Culture Vulture
says, Chicken Run is "smart and charming, a family film in the best sense
– a multi-layered feast where all ages will find much to enjoy." From the
makers of the Wallace & Gromet films. But as HollywoodJesus.com
makes obvious, it is all a Christian plot to brainwash your kids: "With
all the feathers, clucking and pecking you might have thought Chicken Run was
about chickens. But replace Rocky the Rooster, who is (for lack of a better
word) a chicken, with Moses (another coward), and swap the chickens for the
enslaved Israelites in Egypt and you basically have the story of Exodus in the
Bible." Damn Christians just wanna brainwash your kids!
Trailer:
Prisoner of Paradise
(2002, dirs. Malcolm Clarke &
Stuart Sender)
One-minute outtake:
Prisoner of Paradise
from Luc
st-pierre on Vimeo.
City Farmer News
explains: "This 2002 documentary presents a complete background to the
making of the propaganda film [Der Fuehrer Schenkt den Juden eine Stadt
("The Fuehrer Gives the Jews a City"], by presenting a full history
of the life of Kurt Gerron, who was ordered to make the film."
The Fuehrer Gives the Jews a City (full
film):
"[...] Prisoner of Paradise is the
startling true story of Kurt Gerron, a well-known and beloved German-Jewish
actor, director and cabaret star in Berlin in the 1920s and '30s. Among his
greatest accomplishments, he co-starred with the legendary Marlene Dietrich in
the film classic The Blue Angel (1930 / a trailer).
Gerron also sang Mack the Knife in the original production of Threepenny Opera.
Ultimately, he was captured and sent to a concentration camp, where he was
ordered to write and direct a pro-Nazi propaganda film. Prisoner of Paradise
follows Kurt Gerron's career and remarkable odyssey, offering a unique
prospective on this extraordinary period. Shot on location in Berlin, Paris,
Amsterdam and Prague [...]."
This X-rated 1980 film from Bob Chinn – the
inspiration for Burt Reynolds' character "Jack Horner" in Boogie
Nights (1997 / trailer)
– and Gail Palmer (36-23-37) and starring Seka & John Holmes is also
entitled Prisoner of Paradise, but Jake Eberts had nothing to do with it:
Open Range
(2003, dir. Kevin Costner)
We'll admit, we hate Dances with Wolves
(1990), but this Western is another story indeed. OK, Costner drags the film
out a scene or two too long – the last scene is basically a total and
unnecessary repeat of an earlier one – and it is hard to believe that Diego Luna
(of Nicotina
[2003 / trailer])
could live in the West most of his life and still have such a cute, thick
Mexican accent, but this Western is fine stuff – something for the man of the
house as much as for the woman. Love that scene in which it is made clear: if
you gonna do bad, do bad, don't brag.... a well-acted movie well worth
watching.
Trailer:
Renaissance
(2006, dir. Christian Volckman)
An interesting if not fascinating technical
experiment that works for the most part, even if the film noir story – despite
its science fiction trappings – is a bit run of the mill and predictable (the
ending is at least appropriately bleak). One-line plot description from
Wikipedia: "The film centers on a policeman ordered to find a kidnapped
scientist who holds the key to eternal life in a futuristic Paris." We had planned to (posative) review the film for A Wasted Life some months ago, but got distracted by an obituary we were working on, and now way too much time has passed to write about it...
Trailer:
The Illusionist
(2010, dir. Sylvain Chomet)
The most recent feature length film from
the French director of Les triplettes de Belleville / The Triplets ofBelleville
(2003 / trailer), which we here at A Wasted Life considered one of the Best Films [we saw] in2010.
Chomet adapted this animation movie from an unproduced 1956 script written by
French comic director and actor Jacques Tati. Plot, from imdb: "A French
illusionist finds himself out of work and travels to Scotland, where he meets a
young woman. Their ensuing adventure changes both their lives forever."
Trailer:
Bertil Norström
9 Sept 1923 – 6 Sept 2012
Swedish actor Bertil Norström missed his
89th birthday by three days by dying on September 6, 2012; he is survived by his
wife of 65 years, actress Margreth Weivers. We know nothing about him, other
than that he was an actor, but here are few projects that he participated in.
I Am Curious (Yellow)
(1967, dir. Vilgot Sjöman)
The infamous scandal film that ended up
getting banned in Massachusetts 'cause of nudity, staged intercourse and scenes
such as the one in which Lena, the main character, kisses the limp weenie of
her lover. Norström appears uncredited as a "factory worker"; the
real star of the film, Lena Nyman, who died 4 February 2011, went on to become
one of Sweden's most successful actresses. The film is considered revolutionary
for its day due to its structure and form. At imdb, Molly Malloy
explains the plot: "Lena, aged twenty, wants to know all she can about
life and reality. She collects information on everyone and everything, storing
her findings in an enormous archive. She experiments with relationships,
political activism, and meditation. Meanwhile, the actors, director and crew
are shown in a humorous parallel plot about the making of the film and their
reactions to the story and each other. Nudity, explicit sex, and controversial
politics kept this film from being shown in the US while its seizure by Customs
was appealed."
Trailer:
Sensuous Sorceress
(1970, dir. Torgny Wickman)
Original title: Skräcken har 1000 ögon, aka
Fear Has 1000 Eyes. According to imdb, director Togny Wickman, the maker of
such classics as Swedish Sex Games (1975), Anita: Swedish Nymphet (1973 / full film)
and the white-coater More About the Language of Love (1970), "produced
1,600 short movies of different kinds in his lifetime." Sensuous
Sorceress, however, is a horror film; Norström appears as "Vilgot,"
who does not appear on the poster and, according to Ninja Dixon
"dies after being affected by a piece of genuine Voodoo bread!" Ninja
Dixon also says that "Skräcken har 1000 ögon still is one of Sweden's most
talked-about horror movies, or 'erotic horror' as some would say. It's still
one of the most bashed horror movies made here, which today seems a bit weird –
because it's actually not that bad and not better or worse than some of the
more trashier Italian and Spanish counterparts. Just a little bit more snowy
and stiff." The plot, as explained by ND: "The priest Sven (Hans
Wahlgren) and his wife Anna (Anita Sanders) come home after being away for a
while. Anna had psychiatric problems, probably connected to her pregnancy, and
now it's time to start all over again. But something has changed at home....
something sinister and dark. Their maid Hedvig (Solveig Andersson) has started
to dabble with black magic and she starts causing trouble with her spells. Soon
people around them are starting to die and Anna isn't sure if she's going crazy
again or if there's something otherworldly terrorizing them..."
Trailer:
Ture Sventon – Privatdetektiv
(1972, dir. Per Berglund)
Norström appears as "Manager
Hjortron," and makes it onto the poster! He must be known in Sweden, after
all. One assumes the film is a kiddy film, seeing that the character, Ture
Sventon (Tam Sventon in the English version), is the main character of some
nine children's books written between 1948 and 1973 by Åke Holmberg.
Theme song:
Sverige åt svenskarna
(1980, dir. Per Oscarsson)
According to imdb: "The biggest flop
in Swedish motion picture history." Also at imdb, Ørnås
explains the film: "This farce concerns Sweden's King Gustav (Per
Oscarsson who plays all the lead roles). The royal monarchs of three major
European countries are patiently or not-so-patiently hovering on the sidelines
while watching the future King Gustav closely. No single king appears to
possess the brains he was born with, so history seems to be made by default, as
it were. Gustav does blunder around, but not enough to miss being crowned king.
As a result, France, England, and Germany invade Sweden hoping to take by force
what they could not gain by incompetence." Christina Lindberg is along in
the background somewhere as a French mistress, while Norström is there as an
English courtier.
Rosenhill
(2009,
dirs. Johan Lundborg & Johan Storm)
A short
thriller. Plot, according to YouTube: "A lovable grandmother is certain
that her nursing home caretakers are murderous maniacs. She's right." The
Red Rock Film Festival gives a bit more detail: "Rosemarie (Norström's wife in real
life, Margreth Weivers) moves into Rosenhill, a residential home for the
elderly. She is very uncomfortable in her new surroundings and finds the other
residents unpleasantly confused or unsociable. It is not until she accidentally
discovers what the staff are up to that the nightmare truly begin." Bertil
Norström appears as "Bernard."
Part 1:
Part 2:
César Fernández Ardavín
22 July 1923 – 7 September 2012
Spanish film director César Fernández
Ardavín died Madrid at the age of 90. The son of a painter, Ardavín was also
the nephew of Spanish director Eusebio Fernández Ardavín, who is credited by
some as having directed the first sound film in Spain. Ardavín wrote and
directed numerous films, documentaries and short films and even won a Golden
Bear in Berlin in 1960 (for El Lazarillo de Tormes). Some of the projects he
participated in include the following:
¿Crimen imposible?
(1954)
Ardavín wrote and directed this crime film
about which we could find no info – but we like the poster, in any event.
...Y eligió el infierno
(1957)
Aka Berlino L'Inferno dei vivi. Ardavín
directed this drama about a German couple in Berlin, Elsa (Sabine Bethmann) and
her husband (Gérard Tichy of The Blancheville Monster [1963]), which has to
decide on which side of the divided city they are going to live. The husband
decides to become a policeman for the GDR, but finds that his duties conflict
with his morals... We couldn't find any video material online about Berlino L'Inferno dei vivi, but we did find Alberto De Martino's The Blancheville Monster!
The Blancheville Monster (1963) – complete
film:
El lazarillo de Tormes
(1959)
Ardavín wrote and directed this film based
on an anonymous novel from the 16th century. In 1963, the New York Times
wrote: "A small beggar boy's corrosive exposure to a gallery of rogues,
bland charlatans and pious money-scroungers, as he wanders through 16th-century
Spain, is the subject of a bitter, provocative and extremely well-made screen
import from that country [...]. [...] All we can say after seeing it is that,
compared to the victimized child hero of this engrossing movie, old Don Quixote
had a picnic. Excellently photographed and fluently staged, against a striking
background of Old World castles, villages and landscapes, the picture is a kind
of Rabelaisian Oliver Twist. Realistically, slyly and often hilariously, the
various vignettes enmesh the wandering child, Marco Paoletti, in adult
corruption under the very shadow of the church. [...]" The poster above is to the film, the image below is to an earlier version.
First 15 minutes in Spanish:
La Celestina
(1968)
Aka The Wanton of Spain. Written and
directed by Ardavín, based on the novel by Fernando de Rojas. Allmovie
says: "Long before Shakespeare was revolutionizing English theater, great
Spanish playwrights like Fernando de Rojas were writing popular, fully-scripted
plays like La Celestina (1499). This international production is based on that
play and concerns the tribulations of two star-crossed lovers who must rely on
the arch-conniver Celestina to even manage to see one another briefly. However,
one after another of them is betrayed in this grandmother of all subsequent
tragicomedies of the modern age."
Senza buccia
(1979, dir. Marcello Aliprandi)
Ardavín was slumming it when he did the
screenplay to this typical Eurotrash sex comedy aka Ich liebe Dich, Du kleiner
Schwede and Skin Deep, which was directed by Marcello Aliprandi, the man who brought you A
Whisper in the Dark / Un sussurro nel buio (1976 / trailer).
Among the nymphets that bounce through this flick is none other than Ilona
Staller, better known by her porn name, Cicciolina. As lazarillo
says at imdb: "Okay, the plot is stupid. The characters are annoying, and
are made even more so by the bad English dubbing. Obviously though, the raison
d'etre of this Italian time-waster is to get the drool-inducing [Lilli] Carati,
Staller, and (to a much lesser extent) [Olga] Karlatos naked as early and often
as possible." Rafatosman
gives the plot as follows: "A young man, Daniel (Juan Carlos Naya), is
resting with friends on the beach, but he was not lucky with women. The
situation changes when they rescue a boat with a couple of nudists from Norway.
Beautiful blonde brings confusion to the company. The remaining vacation all go
naked, making love, jealous of each other."
The music to Senza buccia:
Louise LaPlanche
6 Sept 1919 to 7 September 2012
So, when did she die? Over at imdb, Louise LaPlanche is
listed as having died in Newark, Delaware, on 10 June 2005 – but annarbor.com
just announced the death of their local resident Louise LaPlanche as being
Friday, 7 September 2012, one day after her 93rd birthday... Which in turn
also casts doubts upon the birth date (24 February 1921) listed on imdb. So,
take your choice: 24 February 1921 to 10 June 2005, or 6 Sept 1919 to 7
September 2012... We, for the sake of this blog entry, go with the latter dates
from annarbor.com.
The next question, of course, is who was Louise LaPlanche?
Well, up until her death she was the only surviving member of the original cast
of the silent film version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1923), in which she
played Esmeralda as a baby. She, like her "look-alike sister"
Rosemary La Planche (Miss America 1941; starlet of Devil Bat's Daughter [1946 /
trailer] and Strangler of the Swamp [1946 / full film];
born 1923, died 1979), was a beauty queen – Louise was crowned Miss Catalina
1939 – who did uncredited extra work, both with and without dialogue, but decided
to give up the glamour for the role of housewife. While still in California,
she still did some modelling or TV commercials, but her family always came
first; as a widow, she moved to Michigan to live with her daughter, which is
where she passed way a day after her 93rd birthday.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
(1923, dir. Wallace Worsley)
Universal's most successful silent film,
and a true masterpiece; even in the poor quality prints that now circulate, it
remains a fabulous film – and in our opinion, the best film version of the
tale. As mentioned above, up until her death Louise LaPlanche was the only
surviving member of the original cast of the movie, in which she played
Esmeralda as a baby. Director Worsley, who next to Tod Browning is considered
one of Chaney's most successful artistic relationships, stopped making films
with the advent of sound.
Full film:
Ziegfeld Girl
(1941, dirs. Robert Z. Leonard & Busby
Berkeley)
We caught this film as a child and promptly
fell in love with Hedy Lamarr, perhaps one of the most beautiful women of the
Golden Age of Hollywood. This film isn't quite as wildly surreal as the best
Berkeley films, but it’s a fun way to spend an evening. The Hollywood Review
explains this movie's excuse for the musical numbers: "Ziegfeld Girl
chronicles the lives of three different girls, Sandra Kolter (Hedy Lamarr),
Susan Gallagher (Judy Garland), and Sheila Regan (Lana Turner), as they are
each plucked from obscurity and become stars in the Ziegfeld Follies."
Hedy gives it all up for her asshole violinist husband, Lana lets it all go to her head
and spirals out of control, while Judy lives happily ever after. (Life does not
always imitate art.) LaPlanche can be seen in the chorus and dancing alongside
Judy in a scene or two.
Trailer:
The Forest Rangers
(1942, dir. George Marshall)
Trailer Bay
says: "Ranger Don Stuart (Fred MacMurray) fights a forest fire with timber
boss friend Tana 'Butch' Mason (Susan Hayward), and finds evidence of arson. He
suspects Twig Dawson (Albert Dekker) but can't prove it. Butch loves Don but
he, poor fool, won't notice her as a woman; instead he meets socialite Celia
(Paulette Goddard) in town and elopes with her. The action plot (Don's pursuit
of the fire starter) parallels Tana's comic efforts to scare tenderfoot Celia
back to the city." God only knows where LaPlanche is in this one. Director
Marshall made many a film, including the Alan Ladd & Veronica Lake film
noir The Blue Dahlia (1946 / trailer).
Trailer:
This Gun for Hire
(1942, dir. Frank Tuttle)
Speaking of Alan Ladd & Veronica Lake,
LaPlanche is an uncredited extra somewhere in this film noir propaganda film.
Yes, propaganda film: even the psychopath Philip Raven (Ladd) is willing to die
for the war effort and his country, though he never had any morals before.
Still, a good film and Veronica Lake (nee "Constance Frances Marie
Ockelman") is at her beautific highpoint, a far cry from how she looked in
her last film, the infamously bad low budget horror Flesh Feast (1970 / trailer).
Trailer:
Road to Morocco
(1942, dir. David Butler)
In 1996, Road to Morocco was selected for
preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of
Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically
significant." OK; whatever. David Butler also made You'll Find Out (1940 /
trailer),
the only "horror" film to feature Peter Lorre, Bela Lugosi and Boris
Karloff together. Plot of Road to Morocco, as per imdb: "Two carefree
castaways (Bob Hope & Bing Crosby) on a desert shore find an Arabian Nights
city, where they compete for the luscious Princess Shalmar (Dorothy
Lamour)." LaPlanche – along with Yvonne De Carlo – is an uncredited exotic
beauty in the background.
Trailer:
Lady of Burlesque
(1943, dir. William A. Wellman)
Hey – "Take it of the B string and put
it on the G string!" We saw this flick as a pubescent kid and giggled ourselves silly at all the innuendo. Based on The G-String Murders by Gypsy Rose
Lee." William A. Wellman's only "horror" film. Great film. Over
at the Internet Archives, picfixer
tells it like it is: "BOOM TA TA BOOM TA TA BOOM!! Murders in a burlesque
house. The police are baffled. Can the strippers solve the crimes? Finding out
is half the fun in this backstage murder mystery that's flavored with the
underside of theatrical life. The story is fast-paced and suspenseful, with a
subplot or two that add interesting complications. However, this movie is
anything but a film noir. There is plenty of straight from the shoulder, wry
humor as the tumultuous life of the burlesque house goes on, regardless of the
body count. The title character is played by Barbara Stanwyck, whose
mean-streets personal upbringing gave her extra acting chops in this
hard-boiled role. She is ably supported by Michael O'Shea and a cast of
professionals. This movie was a favorite of mine, going all the way back to
when I was too young to understand half of it. Hope you enjoy too."
Somewhere among the bump & grind babes is LaPlanche as "Chorine".
Full film:
Aleksandr Belyavskiy
6 May 1932 – 8 September 11
The Russian actor Aleksandr Borisovich
Belyavskiy died on 8 September by defenestration – that's "suicide by
jumping from a window" to most people. 80 years old at the time, he is
survived by his second wife Lyudmila Belyavskaya and daughter Alexandra, born
in 2004 when Belyavskiy was 72 and Lyudmila 52.
The Mysterious Monk
(1968, dir. Arkadi Koltsaty)
Russian title, Tainstvennyy monakh; German
title, Der geheimnisvolle Monch – despite the sound of the title, it is not an
Edgar Wallace film. Plot, according to Kinomusorka, where you can
watch the film in Russian online, is as follows: "Ukraine, in 1920. Denikin's army is defeated and flees to
Wrangel in the Crimea; in the famous monastery Matrenin, the remnants of the
White Guards hide. Under the guise of Lieutenant Stronsky, the monastery gets
an experienced security officer Vorontsov. He manages to find the enemy's plans
and in time to prevent a new rebellion."
Test pilota Pirxa
(1979, dir. Marek Piestrak)
Aka Pilot Pirx's Inquest. A Russian science fiction film. The plot, according
to Wikipedia: "This movie is about a rocket pilot named Pirx who is hired
to go on a mission to evaluate some nonlinears (robots) for use as crewmembers
on future space flights. Pirx and his crew, made up of nonlinears and humans,
are sent out to launch two satellites into the rings of Saturn. There is a near
disaster and the human crew are almost killed. Upon returning to Earth there is
an inquest to determine if Pirx was responsible for the 'accident.' In the end,
it is found that one of the robots caused the malfunction in an attempt to kill
the human crewmembers and Pirx is cleared of all charges."
Full film in Polish:
Ochen sinyaya boroda
(1979, dir. Vladimir Samsonov)
Aka A Very, Very Blue Beard – your
guess regarding what this groovy animated film is about is as good as any – pretty wild stuff... Aleksandr
Belyavskiy is the voice of the author.
Part One, in Russian:
Part Two, in Russian:
Gerakl u admeta
(1986, dir. Anatoliy Petrov)
The plot, according to Daily Motion:
"The film is put on the motives of ancient Greek myth. Admet was predicted
to the untimely death from which he could be rescued if someone instead of him
agrees to descend in the empire of Aid. Wife of Admet - Alkesta – offered
herself for the sake of him. Hercules fights with the god of death and rescues
Alkesta."
The full animated short in Russian:
Marquis de Sade
(1996, dir. Gwyneth Gibby)
The directorial debut of Gwyneth Gibby, who
isn't making waves. Aleksandr Belyavskiy appears briefly as "Judge de Bory".
Plot, according to the Science Fiction, Horror and Fantasy Film Review:"The
writer and notorious libertine the Marquis de Sade is sentenced to the Bastille
by a Parisian court for the murder of a girl, which happened just as de Sade
described in one of his books. Justine tries to get to see de Sade but is
refused by the police and the courts. However, she bribes the guards and is
taken to see him. She is at first taken aback by de Sade's unrestrained
wolfishness. She begs from him knowledge of her sister Juliette who wrote of
knowing de Sade before she went missing. Instead de Sade holds off telling and
asks her to bring quills and paper whereupon he starts dictating chapters of a
book to her. He tells her his story, of how he had to marry Renee de Montreuil
to escape bankruptcy only to find that her mother controlled all the finances.
Under his wife's nose and then in front of her, de Sade let a life of
wickedness, consorting with prostitutes. He then dictates the chapters that
describe how Juliette came to Paris as an actress and he took her under his
tutelage and determined to corrupt her. Through listening to this, Justine
comes to realize that she is attracted to de Sade and moreover that he did not
kill Juliette but that Juliette has been captured and used as a sadistic
plaything by others."
Trailer:
Follow the link to They Died in September, Part III.
Frightful waste, isn't it?
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